Chapter 42: Mischievous
Chen Fei looked at the white ape as stupid as he always looked silly, laughing non-stop, and didn't know whether it could understand it. He could only try to test it: "I said white ape, you can call you white ape. You always laugh and like to make fun of people so much. It must be that an ape has been here for too long, too boring, right? That's fine, as long as you don't kill me, as long as you take me to find Shao Baiyu, the person you took away just now, I will stay here, play with you every day, play games with you, okay?"
Perhaps because he understood Chen Fei's words, Bai Yuan stopped smirking and pouted his lips and spitted saliva at Chen Fei. You must know that the saliva of animals is similar to that of urine. It is used to mark the territory. It is both stinky and smelly, and it is large. Chen Fei's head and face are covered with sticky saliva, which is dirty and disgusting. Even so, he was still very happy because he was sure that Bai Yuan could understand his words. You must know that he was a "professional chat". As long as he knew the other party's hobbies, he would definitely take him down.
So Chen Fei deliberately pretended to be disgusting, which made Bai Yuan laugh, and laughed until he sat on the ground, pounded the ground with his fists, and imprisoned himself with only one hand.
Chen Fei was secretly happy and continued to test it: "I said Bai Yuan, no, Brother Yuan, I have lived alone for a long time. I know how sour and bitter the taste of loneliness is. Anyway, I can't live without this sky city. It's better if you let me go. Let me go, brother Yuan, I can sing for you, dance for you, and massage for you. How great is it, let me go."
The white ape smiled "squeakingly" and his eyes were squinted, like crescent moons.
"How about it, Brother Ape, as long as you let me go, I promise to make you happy every day." Chen Fei couldn't move his body away, so he winked and grimaced, which actually worked. Bai Yuan really let go of his hand and gently tied himself with his tail. It felt like a dog with a neck cover. Although he was uncomfortable, it was better than being stewed and eaten.
The efforts finally came to an effect. Chen Fei used all his strength to perform, and reached a new realm of body language. The White Ape was just laughing at first, then he began to beat his chest and stamp his feet. Later, he simply rolled around the ground, laughing so happily. Chen Fei knew the difference in strength, so when the White Ape was relaxing, he did not rush to escape, but waited patiently. When it was laughing too happily and was still not satisfied, he pretended to pant and stopped his movements, "Oh, I am so tired, I am so tired, brother Ape is happy, will I perform for you every day in the future?"
"Bang!" The iron whip-like tail twitched Shen Fei's butt, and the latter jumped up in pain, "What are you doing!"
The white ape stopped laughing, crossed his arms and placed them on his chest, looking fierce, as if saying, "I didn't ask you to stop, you dare to stop, it would be strange if you don't suck you."
Chen Fei complained in his heart: "The white ape looks stupid and has a low IQ, but it is unreasonable and can be called a domineering person. It is definitely not easy to deal with. For the sake of the present, we can only get close to each other through continuous efforts, gain its trust, and find Shao Baiyu, even if it is a corpse."
At that moment, he laughed without being angry, turned around and stood up, performing like a clown, and flattering while performing: "Brother Bai Yuan, you are so mighty, your head is over the sky, your feet are on the ground, and you will be invincible in Jiuzhou. What a fucking immortal Taoist."
Chen Fei's skill of flattering and slapping horses is beyond the reach of anyone in the world. It is easy to write such sentences, and the white ape laughs and is very happy.
At a certain moment of turning around, a cold light flashed through the tiger's eyes. Let's take a look!
On the other side, Shao Baiyu bounced up as soon as he recovered his consciousness, avoiding the fierce attack hidden in the darkness, "It's so dangerous!"
He completely burst out with the nature of a wild beast, followed the instinct of survival to dodge, the "Flying Technique" was exerted to the extreme, and the sharp energy was raging around him without being able to reach his body.
"Not bad." In the darkness, the man praised, "It's really good to be able to do this by instinct."
Bai Yu remained silent because he had no spare energy to speak. He had always had strict constraints on himself, "benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom and trustworthiness, this is what his mother taught him. When he was angry, he mostly chose to restrain himself and rarely exploded. This calmness gave his peers the steadiness that he did not have, but also took away Shao Baiyu's explosive power. People who would not explode could only walk around when there were obstacles in the future!
In fact, the liberation of human nature opened a door in Shao Baiyu's subconscious mind that he had never wanted to touch. At this moment, he felt the unparalleled pleasure caused by completely losing moral constraints and liberating the nature of beasts with all his heart. He found that the feeling of acting on intuition was not as true as the book wrote about sinful things. Human beings were animals, and the instinctive actions of beasts would make people experience the most primitive pleasure.
He finally understood why Chen Fei could always burst out with unparalleled strength at critical moments, and he felt that he had finally found a way to become stronger.
Listening to the sound of all things and the liberation of beasts, Shao Baiyu's sharpness burst out exceeded the expectations of people in the dark, and he immediately discovered that this sharpness continued to increase, and the growth rate was incredibly fast. I don't know when it started, Shao Baiyu could already accurately avoid the attack and keep approaching himself.
"Huh!" The man's voice was surprised and exclaimed, "Try increasing the speed."
In an instant, the immortal power was everywhere, and Shao Baiyu felt huge pressure, and blood was covered with blood in the eagle's eyes.
"You're making great progress." The man said, "I like it."
With a "huh", the Qi rushed towards him, rushing Shao Baiyu to the stone pillar behind him. This time, because he did not dodge in advance, he did not fall into a coma.
"Who are you?" Bai Yu asked, because he felt all the power hanging above his head and aimed at him without falling.
"My name is unknown!"
"Boom." The huge force axe cut down, and the man named Wuming showed shocking strength, while Shao Baiyu fell into a coma again.
"It's faster than I imagined." Wuming pondered, "but it gave birth to a hint of hostility, and it's hard for both sides to look at each other."
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Chen Fei and Bai Yuan played hide-and-seek game. This was proposed by Chen Fei, and the purpose was to get rid of the other party. Bai Yuan was not sure if he was really confused by Chen Fei's behavior of showing good deeds, or if he felt that no matter what, the other party would not be able to escape from his palm, so he nodded and agreed.
In this desolate land, there is really nothing to hide except the starry tea trees. Chen Fei took advantage of the time when the white ape's tail slapped the ground for a hundred strokes and moved towards the direction guided by the moon in the sky.
I thought that the White Ape would waste at least a half-time of time when I was catching up. Unexpectedly, before I could go far, the other party had already approached from behind. I knew I could not run away, so I simply stopped and scolded the other party for being fooled. The White Ape probably knew what Chen Fei meant. After catching Chen Fei, he knocked the ground with an incredible frequency with his tail one hundred times. The speed was so fast that Chen Fei was stunned. He suddenly realized and raised his hands to surrender.
The white ape jumped and jumped around him, making faces, patting his chest, and laughing wildly. He was so happy. Chen Fei looked at its excited appearance and knew that obedience would make the white ape lose interest in playing, so he did the opposite, raised his feet and scolded it, saying, "No, it doesn't count, you are cheating, let's start over!"
The white ape's eyes narrowed and smiled. The thick arm like a tree trunk suddenly stretched out, pressed down Chen Fei, took off his pants and slapped hard. Before the game, it made a bet with Shen Fei, whoever lost would be beaten ten times by the other party. The ending was that Chen Fei lost, and the white ape immediately asked him to fulfill his promise.
Chen Fei struggled while resisting, "You are cheating, I'm not convinced, you are cheating!"
Bai Yuan ignored him, fulfilled the bet on his own, and then shook his head happily, jumping and jumping.
Chen Fei knew that it would definitely want to continue playing with him, so he deliberately lay on the ground and couldn't get up, and moaned: "Oh, it hurts so much. You are cheating, you are cheating, you can't afford to play."
The more painful he was, the happier the white ape was. He beat his chest and clapped his hands, and kept trampling on Shen Fei with his six-fingered soles.
"Stop stepping on it, it hurts so much." Chen Fei grasped the fire and pushed the white ape away, "I'll just get up by myself."
The white ape, who was about to get angry, was even happier to see him knowing the tact, because it proved that the "toy" in his hand was fun.
Chen Fei covered his butt, cried and twitched his body from time to time, showing pain. He deliberately acted like this because he knew the weakness of the white ape's naughty personality.
As expected, the more painful he acted, the happier the white ape would be. He could not stop beating his chest and stamping his feet, clapping his hands and applauding.
Chen Fei pouted and turned his back to it. No matter how he dodged, the white ape deliberately jumped straight ahead and made an annoying grimace.
Chen Fei kept saying, "You are cheating, cheating, and you won't play with you anymore."
The white ape was hunched with his back, scratched his head with his soles of feet, and then used the same method to touch Chen Fei, which was avoided by the other party.
"Get out of here, I don't want to play with you anymore."
Bai Yuan teased him unyieldingly. At some point, Chen Fei felt that the time was almost done, so he said to Bai Yuan: "You can continue playing, but you can't cheat anymore."
Seeing Bai Yuan silly and confused, he said, "This time you have to use your tail to slap the ground ten thousand times before you can chase me."
"Squeak!" The white ape actually understood it once and shouted in protest.
Chen Fei didn't follow it. He turned around and turned his back to it: "Do you want to play anymore? If you want to play, you have to shoot ten thousand times, otherwise you won't play with you." He saw the white ape raising his arms and approaching him in a hideous manner, gritting his teeth and not surrendering. The white ape found that he could not scare Chen Fei, so he could only compromise. He pointed Chen Fei's shoulders with his fingers as thick as a tree branch, and then dribbling away. The meaning seemed to be saying, "You go, don't wait for me to change my mind."
Seeing that the conspiracy succeeded, Chen Fei patted the dirt on his butt and laughed: "Don't cheat anymore. I really won't play with you anymore, I'll cover my eyes."
The white ape obediently covered her eyes with her big hands. There was no need for Chen Fei to continue pretending, and he jumped up with his feet and rushed into the distance.
The moment Shen Fei leaped up, the white ape's tail began to touch the ground and the timing began.
When running, Chen Fei was thinking about how the white ape found its position accurately. If the place of the oasis is a relatively large goal; then why can it discover itself when it deliberately searches for the moon?
Among the three most intuitive perception abilities, smell, hearing, and vision, no matter which one it relies on, it is enough to show its own strength.
"The strength is too different!" Chen Fei stopped his momentum of progress, "If you can't escape this, you must find the reason why its perception ability is so strong."
Chen Fei made up his mind and half-squatted down. He stretched out his hands to start digging a hole on the ground. He dug more than a meter, then stopped again, and complained loudly: "Hey, what can I do if I filter it out? I can only move towards the moon, and there is no other way. I can hide it until when."
With a sudden inspiration, Chen Fei decided to change his mind, "It's still necessary to be smart, and we must find a way to fool it."
At this time, a black dot appeared in the horizon, and Bai Zuo Fei approached quickly. Chen Fei knew that he could not run away, so he simply hid in the pit he had dug before.
"Boom!" It's useless to escape!
The white ape landed down, and his legs, which were slightly shorter and thinner than his arms, steadily stepped on the ground. The huge shock force rippled in circles with its footfall as the center. Chen Fei, who had just hidden, felt the ground suddenly rise, and his body was bounced up involuntarily, and his four legs fell to the ground.
With a "boom" beside him, Chen Fei knew that it was the sound of the white ape landing. He deliberately lay down, his face pressing against the ground without moving. The white ape lifted him up like a chicken, threw him a hundred meters away, rushed over, took off his pants and whipped hard.
Chen Fei screamed and was beaten, and roared at the white ape: "I won't play anymore, I won't play anymore, you're too awesome, this is unfair."
The white ape laughed and listened patiently to what he said next.
Chen Fei said: "No, this game is unfair. If you want to play it, you must first cover your eyes and then block your ears."
Cover your eyes and block your ears! Chen Fei deliberately made such an unreasonable request, hoping that Bai Yuan would bargain with this, cut off one of them, blindfolded his eyes, or blocked his ears.
What disappointed him was that the white ape did not resist at all and simply agreed.
Seeing the white ape's ears rolling over and blocking the ear holes, closing the eyelids and closing their eyes, Chen Fei felt like he was fooled. Could it be that it relies on its sense of smell? Yes, creatures like wolves rely on their sense of smell to track their prey. The white ape is so powerful, is it because it has a particularly developed sense of smell?
After understanding this, Chen Fei immediately repented and started to cheat: "No, it's not OK, it's not OK to just close your eyes and ears, you have to block your nose."
What surprised him was that the white ape actually did it obediently again.
However, this time Chen Fei was relieved. After all, he knew that Bai Yuan was so playful and competitive, and there was little possibility of cheating.
Chapter completed!