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Chapter 114. The worst apprentice in history

(first update)

The night is already dark.

The car was still parked on the road.

I don’t know how long it took, but Guan Zhilin suddenly said, “It’s a bit cold.”

Chen Xiaotang took off his clothes, gently draped them on her body, and said, "Or why, let's go home--those people shouldn't chase after you..."

Guan Zhilin smiled and said, "Yes, it's time to go home---you can't drive, do you want me to take you away?"

Chen Xiaotang shrugged and said, "Of course I want it----You won't let your benefactor fight back, right?"

Seeing Chen Xiaotang's joking look, Guan Zhilin found it even more interesting and said with a smile: "Who told you not to drive? Don't blame others!"

"Oh my God, can't you drive and walk back? Is there any reason for it?!" Chen Xiaotang said to the sky and cried out.

"Haha, you pretend to be a little more tragic, maybe I will consider sending you back." Guan Zhilin smiled like a flower.

"No need, I can't pretend," Chen Xiaotang waved his hand, "I am a hero born with a hero, especially in front of women. It is noted that in front of beautiful women, I have always been a real man who can carry a mountain on his shoulders, not the kind of sour scholar who has no power to tie a chicken, so I will never show my small fragile side!"

"Oh, I can't be so manly like you..." Guan Zhilin smiled sweetly, "I just don't know if you, a very manly man, want to drive while no one is learning from me------I, a master, don't just accept apprentices!" She looked cute.

"What did you say, say it again?" Chen Xiaotang jumped up suddenly.

"I'll ask you, you very manly guy, would you like to be my miss apprentice to learn to drive?" Guan Zhilin looked at him with a smile.

"I'm willing---of course I'm willing!" Chen Xiaotang hurriedly agreed, "I can't ask for this opportunity!"

Chen Xiaotang said it was definitely the truth.

He has always been inferior because he "can't drive" and once asked Liu Dehua for advice. Unfortunately, Liu Dehua was busy dating Yu Kexin and refused his "urgent" request to learn driving. Liang Chaowei, as for Liang Chaowei, is also busy picking up girls, eager to suggest a close super friendly relationship with Zeng Xiaqian, and keeps shirking away, saying that if you talk about it later, there will be a lot of opportunities.

As for Zhou Xingchi, this guy actually used this as his only bargaining chip to mock Chen Xiaotang, saying that Chen Xiaotang is a genius, can be literary and martial, can do everything, and can be a coincidence. Unfortunately, he just can't drive! Haha, this is a flaw left to him by God, and he cannot make up for it. If he makes up for it, he should be struck by lightning.

Is it really: God is jealous of talents?!

I am such a genius, but I can't handle the four wheels?!

I used to drive a donkey in my previous life? I didn’t have this skill?!

Of course Chen Xiaotang doesn't believe it anymore. Now he wants to tell everyone that the opportunity has come. Chen Xiaotang will definitely be able to seize the opportunity to learn it well... What's more, the one who teaches himself to drive is still such a beautiful and charming beauty who is incest and inverted. Learning with the beautiful teacher, whether it is motivation or motivation, it must be better than following those bad friends.

It is precisely: the beauty is so angry that I recommend Xuanyuan with my blood!

Seeing Chen Xiaotang swearing with a strong ambition, Guan Zhilin couldn't help but feel funny. She didn't expect Chen Xiaotang's reaction to be so big. She thought to herself, isn't it just learning to drive? She's so excited.

In her opinion, it is extremely easy to teach people to learn to drive, especially after the speed chase just now, she vaguely felt like a female "speed driver".

But soon, Guan Zhilin will understand how difficult this is. The reason is very simple. Chen Xiaotang seems to be lacking in this regard, or in other words, without any talent!

What is a fool?

If it is a metaphor, the person in front of you is!

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Inside the car, Chen Xiaotang first sat upright in the driver's seat, took a deep breath, moved his wrists, twisted his neck, and then supported his palms and took a few breaths of heavy breaths before he held the steering wheel a little nervously.

Fortunately it was night, there were basically no pedestrians on the road, and there were very few vehicles passing by. Chen Xiaotang believed that even if he drove and smashed, he would not be able to hit anyone.

In the passenger seat, the beautiful lady Guan Zhilin stared at her beautiful eyes. Seeing Chen Xiaotang's nervous look, she couldn't help but feel funny. Could it be that he was really frustrated, right?!

In order to clearly understand Chen Xiaotang's driving quality, Guan Zhilin told him to start the car first.

After receiving the order, Chen Xiaotang was energetic and silently said: "Prested on the clutch, the car is on fire, hang up the gear, release the handbrake, lift the clutch lightly, give some oil..." However, his feet could not find the accelerator.

Guan Zhilin next to her couldn't help but urge, "Give it oil?"

Chen Xiaotang was shocked: "Where is the oil?"

Guan Zhilin couldn't help but be happy, "In the supermarket, there are also vegetable oil, peanut oil, and olive oil. Which one do you want?"

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After spending a lot of effort, Chen Xiaotang finally started to move the car. The car drove out swayingly, and a layer of cold sweat broke out on Chen Xiaotang's forehead.

Seeing his appearance, Guan Zhilin generously took out a handkerchief to wipe it. Chen Xiaotang smelled a fragrance on his nose, and I don’t know if it was on the handkerchief or her.

After coughing, Chen Xiaotang began to make peace and say, "Actually, I'm not too stupid when driving. Just when you sit next to me, I'm very nervous and can't drive." Guan Zhilin glanced at him: "Then don't be nervous, drive yours well."

"Well, I'll listen to you." Chen Xiaotang began to talk to himself again: "Actually, I know I don't have to be nervous, I just can't control myself. Not long ago, I asked Huazai how he learned to drive and what could he do not be nervous. He told me that he could think of something happy..."

"Yes, this is a very good method. For example, you can tell me jokes now...Aren't you a talented man? You shouldn't be able to defeat you, right?"

"Of course." Chen Xiaotang started to blew a little, and then began to talk——

A horse pulling a cart was frightened and ran to the mountain. The wild horse asked: What is the strap around your neck? The horse pulling a cart and horse don’t answer. The wild horse got angry: Why don’t you talk? The horse pulling a cart and shaking the reins, and said timidly: My mother said! Those who don’t wear seat belts are not good drivers.

Guan Zhilin burst out laughing: "No, look, you drive well!"

Chen Xiaotang was moved, and took out some jokes he had seen in his previous life, turned his head to tell her, "A Chinese couple living in Italy, one day his wife went to the market to buy chicken breasts. Because she didn't understand Italian, she had to learn how to crow the chicken, and then pointed to her breasts. If she wanted to buy chicken feet, she pointed to her feet. The boss understood it; later she wanted to buy sausages, but she went home to call her husband. Why?"

Guan Zhilin gave him a glance with her beautiful eyes: "You are so bad, can you ask if you do this?"

Chen Xiaotang hurriedly said, "Don't get me wrong, it's your heart that's too colorful."

Guan Zhilin: "Then why did you say?"

"Because his husband knows Italian!" Chen Xiaotang laughed first after he said that.

At this time, Guan Zhilin stared at the front with a nervous look on her face: "Call it quickly, no, honk the horn quickly, why don't you hit someone!"

Chen Xiaotang quickly turned the steering wheel, and with a bang, the car hit the railing on the side of the road, and a stream of black smoke came out.

Chen Xiaotang opened his mouth wide and stared at everything in front of him stupidly. Then he said to Guan Zhilin, who also opened her mouth wide, "Don't you mind spending the night here tonight, do you?"

Guan Zhilin: "What does it mean?"

Chen Xiaotang: "It's all smoking. I guess the engine is broken and I can't leave..."

Guan Zhilin: "Can you still catch a fire?"

Chen Xiaotang: "I look at it----!"

Sure enough, I tried to hit the fire a few times, but I didn't hit it. The car completely broke down here.

At that moment, Guan Zhilin realized that someone was really frustrated when driving~~~!

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After finally beating Guan Zhilin home, Chen Xiaotang was relieved.

It’s embarrassing. It seems that I really don’t have the talent to drive. I am just as I am under the name of “Wanzai Car God” on the road. What if someone wants to challenge me that day?! Are you here to break down?!

Chen Xiaotang was confused in his heart. What would he use to compete with the other party? Not to mention the competition, he would probably only be able to eat other people's cars!

"Hey! It's so big!" Chen Xiaotang shook his head and had to stop thinking about this.

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At the same time, in the bedroom of an apartment, soft light shines the surroundings, and the white walls around them also reflect subtle orange yellow.

On the soft bed, Guan Zhilin's body was horizontal and vertical. The peaks were undulating. The most graceful and seductive soft pink nightgown wrapped around the flawless body. The jade arms and chest were slightly naked. The small piece of coagulant skin exposed. After a long period of soaking and rubbing, the ice and snow-like color also showed a faint pink, as delicate and smooth as the newborn baby.

Guan Zhilin lay lazily on the bed, supporting her cheeks with one hand and holding a magazine with the other. However, she had just looked through it for a while and every word on the page seemed to have turned into the shadow of Chen Xiaotang, making her a little absent-minded and lazy to feel. Unconsciously, Guan Zhilin remembered all the jokes she had taught him to drive, and couldn't help but smile; she also thought of the beautiful scene in the pursuit of the car, and her delicate body suddenly felt so sarcastic. Her charming cheeks appeared with a rosy red color.

Gradually, Guan Zhilin's eyes became blurred, and as her eyes were filled with waves, the water-like spring love seemed to flow out of her wool eyes.

Well, that's so embarrassing, this bad guy—"

Suddenly, a burning warm current seemed to vaguely overflow between his legs. Guan Zhilin moaned softly, and her face suddenly became burning. She quickly clamped her legs tightly.

After a while, Guan Zhilin blushed and scolded Chen Xiaotang a few times, then raised her upper body slightly, and the waves suddenly surged on her chest.

Putting the magazine on the bedside table, Guan Zhilin then reached out and pressed the switch on the left wall...

The light went out and he lay on the bed. Guan Zhilin opened her eyes wide and couldn't sleep. There was always a figure in her mind spinning, guessing what he was doing...

Outside, the bright moon is like a light.

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