Chapter 252. Diaoyu Islands are China's work (first update)

Looking back, Liu Qingyun held up the little red flag again and clapped his hands to the group of Japanese tourists waiting to be slaughtered, "Come together, gather together, I ask you, do you want to learn Chinese? We have difficulties in communicating - we can't even urinate."

Those Japanese tourists are all studious people, nodding and bowing, "We are willing to study, Smith-Marseille, thank you for your hard work!"

Liu Qingyun coughed and said seriously: "Okay, I was very lazy and never wanted to do business at a loss; but this time I am based on the principle of Sino-Japanese friendship and tireless destruction, and now I will teach you a very common Chinese dialect for free. This sentence is also the basis for learning Chinese dialect. As long as you learn this sentence, whether in Hong Kong, Taiwan, or mainland China, as long as you walk on the street and shout at the Chinese people, you will definitely be warmly welcomed and warmly entertained, becoming a bridge of friendship between China and Japan, and a witness of the eternal friendship... Are you willing to learn to work?"

After much effort, Liu Qingyun explained these words to these Japanese tourists.

Those Japanese were excited, especially when they heard that they would be popular everywhere they went, they were even more excited and kept nodding and bowing: "We are willing to learn, teach us how to work, private horse racing, private horse racing!" The extremely grateful look was almost kowtow.

Liu Qingyun was proud and cleared his throat and said, "Now, be prepared--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

All Japanese tourists were focused, blinking their hungry eyes, ready to study.

"The Diaoyu Islands are a Chinese land to work!" Liu Qingyun shouted loudly.

Those Japanese tourists looked at me and I looked at you, and thought this was a common polite word, so they shouted loudly: "The Diaoyu Islands are a Chinese workplace!"

Not to mention, these little Japanese are very studious and have a loud voice. Dozens of people shouting together, which is very deafening.

The other tourists around looked at this side in amazement. It was so awesome, and the Japanese shouted such slogans!

"Okay!" I don't know who applauded first.

Immediately afterwards, everyone else applauded.

Seeing the applause, the Japanese tourists thought everyone was praising their good studies, and they all enjoyed each other, nodding and bowing continuously.

"good! Very! Death the Japanese devils, you have no discussions!" Liu Qingyun muttered, but smiled on his face, "You have learned very well, remember, go back and shout three times a day from now on, and make sure that your Chinese is the best!"

The Japanese tourists were even more happy, nodded and thanked him again.

"No need to thank you---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"Zombie, Nani, Soga?" A little Japanese said curiously. He spoke in a naughty Cantonese, "Can you eat and work in the field?"

"No, no, work in the field------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"It's great?" The Japanese man was puzzled.

"That's it-------" Liu Qingyun scratched his head, "Oh by the way, Kmochi, but Mochi-------" Liu Qingyun said in his heart, thanks to your uncle, I have seen av------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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At the door of a "righteous village" used to film in a cinema, a shriveled old man was dozing off.

"Wake up, Uncle Cai, Kaizi is here!" Liu Qingyun patted the old man and said.

The old man wiped the corners of his eyes and saw that it was him, and said, "You brought the guests here at noon. Are you too hard?"

"It's not okay if you don't work hard. You have to provide housing and support your family. If you don't make more money, you're afraid that you won't even find your wife!"

"Haha, it's rare that you are so sensible, not as impetuous as some young people! Okay, go in, I'll count it!" Liu Qingyun called on the Japanese tourists to enter, and Uncle Cai only counted one, two, three, and four places. A ticket costs fifty yuan. Liu Qingyun could draw twenty yuan. There were more than twenty tourists here, which was more than four hundred yuan.

Look at the yin energy and gusts of wind in the "Yizhuang" again. From time to time, a few night owls cries came. The dark room was filled with various coffins.

The Japanese were all holding their arms, looking scared and curious, and were taken to "visit" by Liu Qingyun like fools.

When the group of tourists walked to a coffin, suddenly, the coffin stood up and the lid of the coffin was opened, and a zombie popped out from it!

Grinning, looking scary.

Hum, the scene immediately scared the group of Japanese tourists, and it was so "satisfactory" that it was so good that they screamed and hid backwards, and the timids were almost scared to death.

At this moment, Liu Qingyun calmly took out a yellow cinnabar talisman from his pocket, and with a snap, he pressed it on the zombie's forehead.

The zombie, which was originally swaying, became unable to move at all.

Seeing that everyone calmed down, Liu Qingyun explained in Chinese and Japanese: "Soka------Don't be nervous, this is our ancient Chinese zombie work... He was controlled by my talisman, and now he is very well-behaved... I searched for the four girls. In our HK, we will shoot several zombie films every year, so such zombies are indispensable! And the zombie gentleman in front of me is even more famous here, and he is a top-notch Noi!"

Japanese tourists applauded.

Some customers even took the initiative to touch the zombie's body, and when they saw that he was not moving, they shouted: "You want to work in a state of mind-------I can't move!"

"He will move after taking off the talisman!" Liu Qingyun picked the talisman and the zombie immediately opened its teeth and claws again.

The Japanese tourists suddenly retreated, and once the talisman was posted, the zombie stopped moving again. Those Japanese people found it interesting, so they picked and posted it, making the zombie very "depressed".

At this time, Liu Qingyun took the opportunity to start a business selling talismans, opened his pocket, and shouted, "This is a magical talisman work that can drive away ghosts and evil spirits-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Those Japanese tourists were all humans, pigs and brains, and immediately rushed forward and paid for this magical Chinese "tale". They were afraid that they would not be able to buy it if they were too late.

Liu Qingyun earned more than 600 yuan for a talisman for thirty yuan!

After these Japanese tourists finished visiting the charity village and left, the zombie trapped by the talisman yawned and tore off the yellow paper on his forehead, revealing a big face. He was not someone else, but Liu Qingyun's best friend, Tao Dayu.

"Hey, Black-faced God, how much did you earn this time?" Tao Dayu leaned over and asked.

Liu Qingyun smiled: "Bring the tickets, it's more than 1,000 yuan in total----How is it? Is this a good idea?"

"What's the good thing to choose? Why don't you play the role of a zombie and let me be the director?" Tao Dayu said dissatisfied.

"It's not that I don't want to, it's that our conditions are different. Look at me, my face is so dark. Have you ever seen such black zombies? All zombies have white faces. They don't wear makeup like you, and their faces are already white enough---- Besides, I look honest and honest. Those Japanese guys will trust me very much when they see me. Can you do it?" Liu Qingyun said with a sarcasm.

Tao Dayu was speechless. Not to mention that Liu Qingyun looked very "honest", but behind this honesty was cunning - he instigated himself to play a zombie, and what was even more pitiful was that Wu Qihua actually became a "eunuch" outside. There was no way, who made him thin, but he looked like a "dead eunuch"?!

"Okay, let's not say much, Wu Qihua is still waiting outside. I will take those Japanese guys to take photos and I will slaughter them again this time!" Liu Qingyun said with a smile, "Repay national hatred and family hatred together!" After saying this, Liu Qingyun sorted out his clothes and caught up with the Japanese "lambs" who were about to get lost. "Ariado, this is even more amazing. It is the black and white impermanence of our China!"

"This, Guan Gongguan's second brother works!"

"As for this---------" Liu Qingyun pointed at Wu Qihua who was dozing against the wall.

Wu Qihua was wearing a Qing Dynasty eunuch uniform, holding his hands, and was basking in the sun happily.

Liu Qingyun kicked him and woke him up.

Wu Qihua rubbed his nose, looked at the Japanese tourists, coughed, sorted out his eunuch's hat, and looked like he was "smiling to greet people".

Liu Qingyun introduced that "I searched for four breasts, I need to introduce them grandly. It is the last eunuch in China who works!"

"Fuck you, the eunuch is just the eunuch, why are you the last one?!" Wu Qihua murmured in dissatisfaction, "Also, even if you give me a lot of money next time, I won't play eunuch anymore. I can't afford to lose this person----"

"Qihua, everyone is making a living! A role as classic and meaningful as eunuchs, who will you play? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"Why can't it work? At worst, you will be a eunuch next time, I will be a tour guide!"

"Tao Dayu said this just now, but the three of us have different images. Do I look like eunuchs? I don't look like eunuchs at all! What did the teacher say when taking an acting class? You have to learn to play the role you are closest to, and you can get twice the result with half the effort! So, you should be a promising role eunuchs!"

Wu Qihua didn't say anything, and for a moment, "Okay, the last time, I won't be the example!"

Liu Qingyun smiled, then turned around and said to the Japanese tourist: "Do it more, you can just walk around as you like, and you can also take photos with this eunuch to work-------!"

As soon as he heard that he could take a photo with this "conventional man", two Japanese female tourists came over with their cameras and said, "Hey, private horse racing, private horse racing, can you take a photo with you?"

"Okay, do more!" Wu Qihua posed, a Japanese girl holding his arm, and the other was taking a camera to shoot.

Sex, after the filming, one of the Japanese girls asked Wu Qihua in half-baked Chinese: "What's the matter with Chinese eunuchs? -----Naoi?"

Another woman also pulled his arm: "Hi, Naodiga? What is the eunuch?"

Wu Qihua was depressed and had to explain with a harsh attitude: "The eunuch is... and he works without any fancy work!"

The two Japanese girls shook their heads and said they didn't understand.

Wu Qihua: "If you don't have any balls, you can't work with you. Do you understand this?!" He gestured a circle with his hand, and then poked it with a finger.

The two Japanese girls suddenly realized, "You want to be a Western girl! So that's it - the searched four breasts! We don't like people without balls, I want to like those big balls!"

Wu Qihua: "It seems you understand. So, now, you and you, each of you, work in Hong Kong dollars, and take photos, do you understand?"

"Ah?" Two Japanese girls opened their mouths wide.

After collecting the money, Wu Qihuale. Actually, there is nothing wrong with being an eunuch. I only cost 300 yuan to take pictures and I made a profit!

Here, Liu Qingyun saw Wu Qihua counting money happily, and touched his shoulder and said, "Don't kill it too hard, I only sold talismans for thirty yuan------"

"What's the same? Your ghost painting talisman doesn't have any value. I'm going to sacrifice my lust!" Wu Qihua said with a lip voice.

Liu Qingyun was speechless and had to greet other Japanese tourists again, "Everyone got on the bus, got into the bus and went to eat seafood. After eating seafood, hepatitis was killed, and the Japanese devils died. The national hatred and family hatred are now time to take revenge!" Because he spoke Chinese and Japanese, and had a smile on his face, the Japanese thought he was hospitality, so they nodded and bowed to him to thank him.

"I'm picking, are you scolding the Japanese again?" Tao Dayu, who took off his zombie costume, suddenly appeared behind Liu Qingyun.

"These people are very cheap, so they are unhappy if they don't scold them!" Liu Qingyun said with a smile.

"It's okay for you------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"do what?"

"I made an appointment with my girlfriend to go out on the street!"

"You are so funny. You don't have to spend money on the street. You see, we are also on the street, and no one has ever collected money from us!"

"You can't always walk on the street! You have to go to watch movies, eat McDonald's, etc." Tao Dayu said.

"If you want to eat, it's simple -- then go to her house for dinner. Anyway, picking up girls is free. If there are too many people in the family, you can accompany her to watch TV without spending money. If there is no one, you can take the opportunity to touch her and take advantage of it. In short, picking up girls does not cost money!"

"Pick, I don't know how to calculate it! Take it!" The two of them played and shared the money.

At this moment, a person who knew them came and panted and said, "Liu Qingyun, Tao Dayu and Wu Qihua-----So you are here."

"Hey, what's the matter with us?"

"Don't you know yet, Chen Xiaotang wants you to play a supporting role in the movie "The Legend of the Condor Heroes"!"

"What?" Liu Qingyun and the other two opened their mouths in surprise.

The guy I have been scolding actually wants to... enable himself?!

Pat his face, "Are we dreaming?"

"Of course it's true. What are you lying to? If you don't believe it, you can hurry over and take a look, right on the nearby set!"

Liu Qingyun and the other two woke up.

It turns out that everything is true!

Suddenly, I was inexplicably excited! I almost shouted in my heart: Sorry, Senior Brother Chen, we misunderstood you!!!
Chapter completed!