On the stage, Oscar host Allen Stone continued to reveal the embarrassing things about big-name stars, such as how Schwarzenegger exercised with hormones, Marlon Brando had the hobby of drinking milk directly under the cow, and Hollywood tough guy Stallone couldn't beat the fat man in his class when he was in school, etc., which made the celebrities and big names laugh and cry.

It was not until after teasing many celebrities that host Stone announced the start of the award ceremony.

"Okay, let's get back to the point. First of all, this will be a night that makes us all feel happy and excited. The first guest of honor is, oh, by the way, the first Little Golden Man is the Best Clothing Design Award. Now we invite the beautiful and charming Miss Lisa Brightman!"

Lisa Brightman, although it was a name that Chen Xiaotang had never heard of, was indeed very charming. She was at least 75 cm tall, half exposed with her round shoulders. When her sexy thighs walked up to the microphone, Chen Xiaotang even saw her buttocks erect disproportionately raised, while the men at the scene whistled loudly.

"Clothing is a beautiful embellishment, a sense of sexuality or solemnity. You have to be familiar with history, and the most important thing about geography is that you must use scissors skillfully."

Lisa Brightman's voice was not very good, a little hoarse, but her words made everyone laugh. With her gestures, everyone looked at her chest. Well, of course, it was not to see whether her breasts were big enough, but to see the list of winners in her hand.

"There are many excellent fashion designers in the world, such as Armani, for example, isied, but unfortunately, their stage is no longer here. Haha, there are 5 movies nominated, but there is only one winner..." Her blue eyes looked down at the stage, and finally stopped at the camp at MGM, whispering, "The winner is Ruth Pravel in the Room with Seen the Scenery! Congratulations, the Little Golden Man who won the Best Fashion Designer!"

It is said that MGM, which has always been aiming for commercial profits, is a big deal, and she dares to shoot such literary films. In the industry, it is a typical "losing money and making publicity". However, in this regard, people's shouting is profitable. MGM people are proud of it. As the first shot to get a good start, they can win awards. The boss of the company is overjoyed. Therefore, when their own people go to receive the award, the company's boss bites a cigar and waves to the media frequently, looking like a swaying and limitless look.

Watching the award-winning Ruth Prawell, he heard the host call his name, and trotted all the way and went straight to the stage.

At this moment, everyone looked at the winner with a flushed face, looking forward to what he would say next.

It's very simple, because this guy is the first winner tonight, and he is the lucky one who has taken the lead, so many people are envious.

After hesitating for a while, Ruth, who won the award on the stage, finally raised her head. Looking at the side of the MGM boss, he said gratefully: "Thank God, I will receive this award tonight! To be honest, I should thank many people at this time, but..." He paused for a moment, and then said loudly: "But what I should thank most is my boss, because if it weren't for his trust in me and some guidance on my details, I would never have designed such charming clothes. Thank you boss, thank you, ladies and gentlemen on the jury, thank you everyone!"

"Well, Mr. Ruth is probably a little excited, but I promise that he will never be so excited next year." Host Stone walked up again, "Shh, it's not because he won't win the award again, but because after this award, he will become very immune to winning the award again; just like me, I was very excited to host the show for the first time, but now, it's numb... Of course, what's numb is my legs, not my mood. I love hosting this industry! If I can bring a chair to the host, it would be even more perfect!"

"Hahaha!" People under the stage laughed.

It was not until the laughter fell that the host Allen Stone said again: "You can look around. Ten years ago, this place was not as luxurious and spacious as it is now, and the Oscars were just a pure entertainment program for filmmakers to entertain themselves. But now, we can proudly say that our American Oscars have become an indispensable luxury feast in the world, because... this is Hollywood!"

"Okay, let's continue to present the awards. The best documentary is presented. Now I'll invite Mr. James Rand. By the way, I forgot to remind him, please walk faster and never compete with the snail!"

Amid the laughter of the whole house, an old and fat white man came up. Just looking at his body shape, you can tell that this old man is definitely no less than 180 kilograms.

"Ahem, yes, I'm sorry." The old man looked serious and looked at the movie fans below, then wiped his round belly, and said in a low voice: "Actually, I'm not fat. In our hometown of Texas, it's beautiful to be fat. But because I'm too thin, I'm driven to Hollywood!"

"Ha ha……"

This time everyone was laughing so hard that many beauties even burst into tears, and the queen Madonna leaned against Chen Xiaotang's shoulder with a smile.

Chen Xiaotang coughed a few times and wanted to push her away. After all, so many people were watching, especially her mother's eyes could kill people. If she went back and said something, she would probably be punished by Weng Meiling, Guan Zhilin and many other girlfriends.

But Madonna rubbed hard against him, and from time to time he glanced at Sister Zhen.

Li Shuzhen was angry. What does it mean? Isn’t this robbing my son with me in person and deliberately provoking me? The foreign woman is so shameless!

Brother Fa, Liu Dehua, Zhou Xingchi, Liang Chaowei and others watched this scene, looking at me and I looked at you.

Brother Fa: It’s amazing, this Madonna actually tangles Tang Zai!

Liu Dehua: Is this a show-off, or is it true?

Zhou Xingchi: This woman is so sexy!

Liang Chaowei: It’s a bunker!

...

Just when Chen Xiaotang was embarrassed, on the stage, the fat man finished joking and said, "Okay, okay. I admit that I am fat. Well, I will announce the best documentary below... Hum? Not the best director, oh, God, I said, I only awarded the best director. Am I deceived by them?"

At this time, the fat old man seemed quite serious, as if he had been deceived. Everyone laughed so hard that his stomach hurt. Seeing that everyone had laughed enough. So he also started the award ceremony: "Next, I announce..."

The best documentary was successfully awarded to "Women--For America, For the World".

"I really want to ask everyone a question... "After the fat old man walked down, the host Allen Stone came out again. He looked at everyone who seemed inexplicably confused, and looked cautious and asked, "Do you think I am handsome?"

Seeing that no one answered, Stone looked very sad and said with a purse: "I have always thought that I was one of the best handsome guys in the Hollywood hosting industry, but today I realized that I was just an ugly duckling! But it doesn't matter. The ugly duckling will also turn into a swan. As for when? It depends on the skills of our dear makeup artists."

"Haha..." Everyone finally realized it and all laughed again. Chen Xiaotang was also very satisfied with Stone's eloquence. He thought to himself that he is worthy of being a famous American talk show host, mobile and flexible, and directly led the topic to makeup. It seems that the next one to be awarded is the Oscar for best makeup.

Sure enough, after the audience finished laughing, host Stone continued to laugh: "For us outsiders, it was a happy night, but for filmmakers, this night was a tense, lost or happy night. Well, but don't worry, don't cry, because as long as you don't cry, the rest will be easy and handed over to our makeup artist."

After saying these words, he shouted: "Let's welcome our famous American makeup artist. Ms. Susanna, who has been shortlisted for seven times and won the Best Makeup Artist Little Golden Man Award four times!"

"Papa..." Everyone gave her warm applause to such a respected senior and great-level figure. This grandma-level master who is said to be 72 years old is worthy of being a professional makeup artist. If someone who doesn't know her age, it seems that she will definitely be 30 years old, because even she looks only in her forty now.

"No way, is it the American version of Tianshan Tonglao?" Chen Xiaotang couldn't believe it in his heart that the 72-year-old woman still looks so charming.

"A lot of people asked me the same question..." Susanna smiled charmingly, yes, it was charming, because you couldn't see any old age at all. She said, "Everyone asked me, Grandma Susanna, oh, no, Aunt Susanna, no, Sister Susanna, how did you take care of it?"

Everyone was smiling because everyone felt that Susanna really didn't look at the aunt level, just like a mature and plump beauty.

"I told them, it's very simple. As long as you pay attention to your diet and rest, oh, of course, you also have more exercise, but don't think wrongly. The exercise I mentioned is aerobic exercise like yoga..."

"Haha..." This time, everyone burst into laughter again, and Susanna, the creator of this joke, opened the envelope in her hand with a smile, and then waited until everyone calmed down, then smiled and looked at the square formation of the crew of "Alien Sequel", nodded gently, and said: "Originally, the makeup of "The Field Platoon" was very distinct, but it was a pity..." Susanna shook her shoulders that still looked very round and moving, and then continued: "The best makeup artist is John Charlieson of "Alien Sequel", everyone welcomes him!"

"The Alien Sequel actually won the successor makeup award, which is quite interesting." Chen Xiaotang looked at John Charlieson walking onto the podium with bursts of whistles and cheers, and said with a smile in his heart.

John Charlieson's speech was very concise, with only one sentence: "Sister Susanna has always been responsible for beautifying people in the makeup industry. On the contrary, I am as ugly as I am, such as this alien...!"

After briefly delivering the award speech, host Stone came on stage again and said, "Look at how modest our Academy Awards winners are, 'I am only responsible for turning people into ugly', haha, what I want to say is that it is difficult to turn people into beautiful people, but it is even more difficult to turn people into ugly people! Isn't it?"

"Of course, for example, because I am so handsome, it will be even more difficult to become ugly. God can prove that being handsome is not my fault! Are you right?!" Stone said with a confessional expression.

"Shh..." Everyone laughed and booed at him.

"Oh, God, I'm so sad. I finally told the truth, and I was so proud of you... You disappointed me so much. Okay, then I'll go down and leave the stage to Mr. Ace, the chairman of the American Film Academy. He will award us the Best Supporting Actor Award that made many supporting actors jealous. Everyone welcomes him!"

The competition for best supporting actors in this Oscar is extremely fierce, including the MGM movie "The Field Platoon", the Warner movie "The Hannah Sisters", the Universal movie "The True Color of Money", and the Columbia movie "Top Gun" and the Fox movie "Assassin League".

Among them, Fox is a subsidiary of Magic Shadow Entertainment, and is the only major company under the banner of Hollywood film companies, but is run by the Chinese. It was also nominated by Mike Jackson, which has a high reputation in the United States and even the whole world. Therefore, before the Oscars began, all news media paid the greatest attention to the participation of this drama.

Now that the host announced the start of the Best Supporting Actor Awards, the atmosphere at the entire award ceremony became even more tense.

"We're finally going to start the ring!" Chen Xiaotang glanced at the king Mike next to him.

The king of heaven, Mike Jackson, who has always been accustomed to strong winds and waves, breathed and nervous for no reason. When Chen Xiaotang looked over, he shrugged and said, "I thought I wouldn't be nervous, who knows... God, this damn glory!"

Madonna on the other side of Chen Xiaotang lay on Chen Xiaotang and shook Mike's hand through him, which was the queen's encouragement to Mike.

This situation is not the case in the eyes of some people with ulterior motives.

My mother Li Shuzhen snorted coldly: This foreign girl is starting to eat my son’s tofu again!

Dad Chen Fugui: Too much, this foreign woman is taking the initiative!
Chapter completed!