Chapter 1: Change the Emperor to Dangdang

I walked out of a building with two paper boxes in my arms. Looking at the many upper-level people in suits and ties, I couldn't help but turn back to the building and curse: "Fuck!" Then, I ignored the surprised gazes coming from around me and left gracefully.

I am an ordinary civilian in this building, no, it should be said that I used to be. From now on, I have returned to my freedom and no longer need to get up at 8 o'clock in the morning and go to work at 9 o'clock.

After graduating for two years, I changed to eight jobs. Today, I don’t know if it was my boss who fired me or my boss who fired me. Anyway, I was unemployed again.

"Fuck me, that would be great if I were an emperor." I couldn't help but start to think about it. When I thought of the various benefits of being an emperor, my face was filled with joy.

Scream~ah~!

A sudden brake woke me up from Bai Yue's dream, and then a middle-aged man rushed out of the car and started to swear at me in dialect.

Although I am not a local, I have lived here for two years. Although I don’t know how to speak local dialects, I can understand them, especially those swear words, which I have a deep understanding.

I deserve that guy’s bad luck. I’m a anxious temper. As usual, I slapped him at most. But today, it was a great sad day for me to lose my job, and he could be considered a hit in the gun.

In front of the onlookers, I beat him hard with my old fist, and then stretched out my middle finger and despised him. Then I turned around and ran away. Because I knew that the police were about to arrive.

When I entered a small alley, I gasped. As a clerk, I hadn't exercised so vigorously for a long time. However, after venting this, the depression in my heart also dispelled a lot. My mood became refreshed.

Suddenly, a middle-aged man dressed in a Taoist priest grabbed me from behind. He stared at my face for a long time, but his face became more and more serious. He pondered: "Little brother, your face is the most noble person. I..."

Before I finished speaking, I pushed him away and said contemptuously: "Don't do this with me. I have seen many Taoist priests like you who cheated money." After saying that, I waved my butt and flashed. Damn, I remember when I was at home when I was a child, several Taoist priests lied to my mother and said that I had a nine-five appearance. My mother excitedly donated all the expenses of the family for a month, which made me eat a month's porridge and pickles. Since then, I can't listen to any nine-five appearances.

I walked around the alley and returned to my residence. The reason I didn't call this place home is because I had no feelings for this house. It was purely a place where I slept, no difference from a hotel or a hotel. Of course, it was thanks to my landlord. His disgusting face was also one of the culprits for my no-feelings in this place where I lived for two years.

Lying in bed for a night, I thought a lot, including every bit of my life in the past two years after I arrived in this city. This is not my city, I am not used to it, nor does it adapt to me. The consequence of thinking about this conclusion is that I decided to leave this city.

As usual, I often do whatever I want and don’t like to drag it out. Therefore, the next day I settled the account with the landlord and put some of my important items in a travel bag one by one.

This is how I came when I came, and this is how I left when I left. At the extremely noisy train station, no one came to see me off.

Fortunately, the transportation is extremely convenient now. Although my hometown Tai'an is not an economically developed area, it is a famous tourist area in the country, and there are still many trains. I was too lazy to queue up in the long queue, so the surname Suo bought a black ticket from a scalper and walked straight to the station.

I lay on the bed, enjoying the scenery of Jiangnan that flashed through the car. However, my mind couldn't help but jumped to my hometown Tai'an. I haven't been back for two years. I remember the bold words left behind, saying that when I succeeded and became famous, I would return home in glory.

Now that I'm going back in such a down-and-out situation, it may cause some ridicule.

Alas, forget it. In the past two years, I haven’t learned anything else, but I’ve practiced my best face and I have taken the only ridicule to heart.

Since I didn't sleep well these days, I fell asleep in a drowsy way, until someone woke me up: "Hello, the train is about to arrive at Tai'an Station, please change your ticket."

Although the beautiful female conductor used polite words, her tone was completely opposite to that. However, I was too lazy to care about these with her. After changing tickets with her, she put on her clothes and carried my travel bag to the door to wait.

Finally, I returned to my hometown.

I took a heavy breath. The air here was so fresh and clear that it made my lungs cold. I looked at the watch, but found that it was only one o'clock in the morning. If you want to talk about this watch, it has been with you for seven or eight years. As my father bought a watch with his first salary, I couldn't bear to say anything he threw it at. Although I was wearing this watch, I was ridiculed for more than one time.

When I walked out of the station, I lit a cigarette and took a sip. I wanted to use the heat of the cigarette to help me drive away the cold air. However, I had an idea.

"Master, go to Mount Tai." I fucked the copy's local accent, got into a taxi, lay lazily on the seat, and stopped talking.

The driver saw my local accent and started talking enthusiastically. I responded to him in a mess. However, from the fragments of the conversation, I found that Tai'an has developed very fast recently. With the vigorous development of Jinan's economy, Tai'an has also been exposed and occupied a lot of light. In addition, it is a historical city and the tourism industry has also had a lot of revenue.

Alas, I didn’t expect that in two years, my hometown has changed so much.

"By the way, why didn't you go home and run up the mountain just as soon as you got off the train?" The driver, who was a Shandong man, had no idea about me at all.

I lit a cigarette for him, and lit one myself. After swallowing the clouds and spitting mist, I said deeply: "I have been away from home for two years, and I can't help feeling a little timid. Let's go to the Jade Emperor's Head to take a look and relax."

"Haha, it's interesting." The driver patted my shoulder happily and praised, "I see, you're a student, okay!"

Studying? I couldn't help but smile bitterly, and at least I got a bachelor's degree. I thought I could have my own place, but I didn't expect that the streets would be full of undergraduate graduates. What's the point? My income is not as good as a taxi driver.

During the conversation, time flies. In a short while, it will reach the foot of the mountain. The driver has to charge me according to the meter. I said I would throw him more than fifty yuan before leaving. To be honest, if he attracts a foreign customer, he will earn more than fifty yuan. In the middle of the night, it will not be easy to go out to do business.

I put on my travel bag on my back, looked at the towering Mount Tai, and then walked up the steps with great strides.

I have walked the road of Mount Tai more than ten times since I was a child, so I am naturally very familiar with it. I met many tourists along the way, in groups of three or a team. I guess I wanted to reach the top before I left.

I rejected the advice of others to walk with me, but instead accelerated my pace and climbed up all the way. After not exercising for a long time, I became panting.

After finally taking a few rests, I finally reached the top of the Jade Emperor. But I was so tired that I remember that a few years ago, I only took one rest in the middle.

Lying on a stone in Guanyufeng, I put my travel bag behind my head and rested. Now there are at least three or four hours left before I can go out. I have to wait for a while. However, the strap of the travel bag is still firmly hung on my chest. I don’t want anyone to take advantage of my sleep to pull the travel bag off.

Maybe I was very tired, or maybe I had seen it many times and was no longer excited. The sleepiness came towards me.

It seems to be asleep.

In a daze, I suddenly heard a scream from my ears: "It's successful."

The loud voice made my ears numb. I guess it was because of a tourist who was shouting after successfully reaching the top.

Just as I was about to teach a few lessons, I was stunned. What caught my eye was a colorful light. What surprised me the most was that a person slowly walked out of the light. After a closer look, the person's appearance was extremely familiar. When I came to my senses, I suddenly realized that the person was himself?

No, that's definitely not myself. Because the man was wearing a dragon robe, the style of the dragon robe was exactly the same as that performed on TV. However, how could that guy look exactly the same as mine?

Damn, was it a movie? This thought flashed through my mind.

When the man saw me, he was stunned at first, then he was overjoyed and grabbed me and dragged me into the light.

Originally, the man's wrist strength might be slightly worse than mine. However, when I was unprepared, he pulled him in.

"Hurry, hurry. Take off your clothes." The man couldn't wait to make a request in the luster of light, and his two furry hands had already been brought over.

Damn! Immediately, my hair stood up and my heart was cold. Could it be that I met the legendary...

Thinking of this, I tightly protected my chest and said in surprise: "What do you want to do?"

"Stop talking nonsense, I ask you to take it off, you take it off." The man said with a stern look, and there was a hint of majesty between his eyebrows.

However, that guy called himself me. Isn't he a lunatic? What time has it been? I looked at him suspiciously, but didn't say anything. This light, and what I've encountered today, all revealed strangeness.

Seeing that I was still not moving, the man raised his eyebrows, as if he wanted to get angry. Suddenly, his face slowed down for no reason and said with a smile: "Do you want to be the emperor?"

That look was a little warm. In my opinion, it should be full of temptation. I subconsciously nodded to this obvious question. Just kidding, there are a few people in the world who don’t want to be emperors. But why did this guy ask this?

The man got the affirmative answer and was overjoyed: "Since that's the case, I will change it with you. You will be the emperor, and I will be the one."

My mind suddenly became drowsy. This was simply incredible. I looked around carefully. Could it be that a TV station was spoofing me? Nowadays, this kind of variety show that spoofs innocent civilians has very high ratings. If I really believe it, if I get out of here, I will expose myself to the audience across the country. I don’t have to be a human being in the future.

"Hurry up, this teleportation space can't last much time." The guy who claimed to be the emperor looked up and looked around, as if he was estimating the time.

I saw that he looked so real. When I thought of any TV station, if I found a guy exactly like me to punish me, I would admit it. Anyway, I would get a considerable amount of compensation afterwards.

However, I still beat Xiaojiujiu in my heart and said quickly: "If what you said is true, then you can take it off first. As long as you take it off, I will take it off."

The guy wanted to get angry first, but he forced himself to hold it back. He took off all his clothes in just a few moves.

"Stop, don't take off the last one." I saw him taking off the last line of defense and hurriedly stopped him. Damn, if someone photographed him facing him, would I still be alive?

"It's better if you don't change this, it's your turn." The man's eyes were a little excited, but his face turned pale: "Hurry up, I don't know it's winter now!"

I'm fighting! I gritted my teeth, and now it's a dead end anyway. If I'm talking about it, I'm talking about it. If that guy said the truth, I'll be well developed. After all, I often wandered around the Internet and often read some fantasy novels, and I'm somewhat immune to such supernatural events. In addition, I also thought of those words that lie to my Taoist priests, which made me feel a little more confident.

I quickly removed my clothes and took out all my belongings in my pocket. I changed the dragon robe with him. The weather was extremely cold, which prompted me to be unable to think more and quickly put on my clothes.

This dress design is really perverted. It can't be worn well no matter how hard it is.

"How are the clothes you have here designed? Why are they so complicated?" That guy, the evil guy spoke first, and the one who buried me was here.

I was also happy when I saw it. That guy wouldn't wear my clothes either. This shows that what he said is likely to be true. How could those guys on TV stations not wear popular clothes?

When I thought of this, I felt a warm and light feeling for no reason. Could it be that I really want to be the emperor? The guy in front of me also became cute in my eyes. I walked forward and helped him put on his clothes in a few seconds.

"It's your turn, help me wear this perverted dress!" That's what I asked.

"Bold, how dare you ask me to help you dress?" The man raised his eyebrows and became angry.

"What's bold? Damn, don't forget, we're here to change now. I'm the emperor." I cursed with anger.

"Uh, actually! I can't wear it either. Usually, I'm a servant who serves me to wear it." The man said in a low voice, his face slightly red, as if he was a little embarrassed.

Haha, I couldn't help laughing loudly. Damn, there are such idiots in this world who can't even wear clothes. However, after laughing, I thought of a serious problem. We can't wear either of us, so doesn't that mean...

"Okay, that's it." A slight smile flashed across the corner of the man's mouth and walked out of Guanghua: "Time has come, I wish you good luck. I will never go back to that ghost place."

"Damn, what does that mean? What do you want me to do?" I was shocked. I held a bunch of complicated clothes and shouted, "No."

The speed of the light flowing in front of me suddenly increased, and it became faster and faster. In my drowsiness, I suddenly fainted.

I don’t know how long I slept in this sleep.

In a daze, I felt someone from afar shouting, "Master, where are you?"

I barely opened my eyes, but I saw a darkness around me, with only the waning moon emitting a faint light. Suddenly, a chill came, making me tremble all over. Then I realized that I was only wearing a pair of underwear.

I struggled to get up and wrapped the dragon robe tightly around my body, which made me feel a little warm. My bag suddenly remembered this thing. I immediately saw my travel bag and some of the things that fell on the ground, which were in my pocket.

I trembled and picked up my cigarette, and used my almost numb hands to tremble for a long time before I ignited the cigarette.

After taking a deep breath, after nicotine entered the brain, the nervous mood was relaxed a lot and the body became warmer.

"Your Majesty, where are you?" There was another shouting. Hearing the sound, it seemed to be a little closer than before.

Emperor? Could it be that guy was actually playing? My heart suddenly felt throbbing. Doesn’t that mean that I am the emperor now?

"I, I, I am here." I shouted with all my might. After shouting this sentence, I became nervous again, and all kinds of thoughts floated through my mind one by one. I didn't care, I just gambled, and then I shouted a few times in a row.

"It's the emperor, it's the emperor's voice." The people over there were suddenly excited and shouting.

In a short while, the large army arrived beside me. Good guys, one after another, there were about hundreds of people. There were people of all kinds, some were beautiful women in palace clothes, some were eunuchs, and some were in uniform military uniforms and with clear armor and stomach.
To be continued...