Chapter 56: Slaughtering my old bald donkey (Chinese)

"Damn old bald donkey, you shouldn't be serious, right?" I was stunned: "Even if you follow me, I'm lazy to provide you with food and drink."

The old bald donkey's face was so thick that it was beyond my expectations: "It's okay, I don't have food, but Lao Na brings his own dry food. If I don't live, Lao Na brings his own futon. Over the years, I've been used to being hard-earned."

"Uncle Master." The monks who retreated to the back immediately stepped forward and knelt in front of the unwise bald donkey, and said excitedly: "Why are you doing this for a common man who is ignorant and full of dirty words? Even if he has outstanding qualifications, is there no one in this world who is better than him?"

"The crazy ones, all of them retreated from Lao Na." Zen Master Buzhi said in a deep voice: "Lao Na has his own reason to do this. You go back to Shaolin Temple and tell your master, the abbot of Shaolin Temple, and he will be there in the future."

There is only one word in my mind, that is madness. Could this old monk be crazy? No, no, that old monk said he had his own reason. I don’t know what the reason was, and he could make him cheat me so crazy, and he would not even be the abbot.

If my qualifications are just ordinary, even Lan'er Xing'er is better than me. Not to mention that martial arts genius such as Qing'er and Zhang Huang are waiting. Even if my physique is more suitable for practicing Shaolin martial arts, I am afraid that this old bald donkey will not be so crazy. There must be hidden information.

Oh no, this old bald donkey looks ambiguous and resentful. Could it be that he has become a monk for a long time, and his surname has become perverted and becomes male-like. He has taken a fancy to me? When he thought of this period, he felt chills all over and got goose bumps. He hurriedly asked for an excuse: "Uh... Old bald donkey, I think you are not normal today. I will use that bird to roar my grudges. I will settle the score with you next time. Now the Japanese master will withdraw first."

As he said that, he pulled Qing'er and hurriedly walked out of the other yard. It was really a bad thing to find a perverted old bald donkey to come out.

Outside the gate of the villa quickly, I forced myself to hold my face and said, "Qing'er, have you ever heard rumors in the world that that dead bald donkey is a perverted old man with a good male style?"

Qing'er was stunned and said with a smile: "Master, Zen Master Buzhi is a monk who has been enlightened, how could he do it..."

I shivered all over and said with a chill: "You have seen it yourself, and now you are pestering me. I think this is the only one who may be named."

Qing'er couldn't think of why Zen Master Buzhi always pestered me, frowned slightly, "It's strange to say that when my master talked about Zen Master Buzhi, I always admired him very much. Although Pingyuli was a little disrespectful, he wouldn't be so chaotic?"

"Female donor, your master is the fairy Leng Ruolan of Tianshan, right?" The old bald donkey suddenly rushed out between me and Qing'er, clasped his hands and said, "Ruolan is really, how can he say in front of the female disciple that he is not here?"

I'm cold.

"Uh..." Qing'er was speechless.

"In addition, Lao Na declared solemnly." The dead bald donkey did not have the slightest eavesdropping on others' words at all: "Lao Na is not interested in women."

Han, what he meant was that he was interested in male sex? I hurriedly jumped away: "Die old bald donkey, stay away from me."

"Lao Na is even less interested in male sex." The dead bald donkey said the second half: "No matter what color it is, Lao Na is not interested."

I was relieved, but I kept my distance from him and said, "Mr. No matter whether you are interested or not, you should stay away from me."

"There is no problem with this." The unwise bald donkey floated and fell three feet behind me: "Old man will follow the donor three feet away from now on."

It's really a candy. Forget it, I can't drive it away. For such an old man, you can't really let Wangcai bite him. Besides, this old bald donkey seems to have a connection with Qing'er's sect. If I asked Wangcai to bite him, Qing'er naturally wouldn't agree. She had to decide to let the old bald donkey follow him. As long as he was treated coldly, he would probably leave automatically after a long time.

"Qing'er, let's not pay attention to him. Let's go with the old bald donkey." I said with Qing'er's hand. Then, I turned back to Lu Fu and said, "Continue to lead the way. I have not finished visiting this Taihu Villa yet."

Although Lu Fu thought that things are really strange, he was inconvenient to mention them as his identity, so he just started to be a tour guide again.

"I used to say that the Buddha cut his flesh and feed the eagle, but now I say that I am not wise and I am tragic and feed the tiger. How sad? How good?" The unwise and bald donkey was still following three feet behind me, not more than an inch or less than an inch, muttering.

I whispered, "Is this guy really a crazy guy? Why are you talking crazy?"

Zuo Dongtang also sighed and said, "A great monk, I didn't expect it to become like this? What a pity."

"Don't blame him. If he keeps following me, don't blame me for being a thug." I snorted coldly, but thought to myself, if he pesters me like this, don't blame me for being cruel and turning him into another Wangcai. Of course, this matter must be done without Qing'er.

After wandering in Taihu Villa for a long time, the old bald donkey followed me all the time, as if he had been determined to follow me in this life.

I couldn't help but turn back and said, "Old bald donkey, since you like to follow me so much, I can't object. However, I don't like your name, and the old bald donkey is not elegant. Why don't I give you a name for me to give you a name, so I can call it."

"Sao, yes. The names and Dharma names are just the same name. If the donor likes to call the old bald donkey, then it is called the old bald donkey. If he doesn't like it, then just applaud it casually." The old bald donkey is worthy of being a Taoist monk and is not attached to this point at all.

"Okay, your new name will be a blessing in the future." I laughed evilly and said, "It just happened to be a pair with Wangcai."

"Master, Zen Master Buzhi is a monk who has been a Taoist monk. How can he treat this way?" Qing'er frowned slightly and reminded softly.

I also said it to me: "He said it himself, and the name is just a code name. I can just call it casually. Whether it is Laifu or Wangcai, it is just a title."

"What the donor said is right, everything is false." Lai Fu clasped his hands and said, "Female donor, you are too attached."

Qing'er didn't expect that she would plead for him, but she was given a reproach. However, the other party was his elder, so she had to remain silent.

"Why wouldn't the donor have such a high surname? Why wouldn't it be better to join the Buddhist sect and become a Buddha immediately? "Will it be nice?" As soon as Lai Fu had the chance, he came to persuade me again.

I hurried forward. Damn, it's a genius who has entered your Buddhism.

I returned to my own courtyard. At this time, it was getting late. I found that Lu Qian had already been waiting in the hall. There was another person standing next to him. I looked carefully and found that it was Li Linfu.

When Lu Qian saw me, he hurriedly came up to me. He wanted to kneel down, but saw Lai Fu behind me. He was stunned and had to bow and say, "Mr. Wu, Li Linfu from your house is here to find you."

Although Li Linfu didn't know what happened, he heard that Lu Qian did not reveal my identity, so he said in his tone: "Master, Lin Fu has done what you ordered." As he said that, he took out a note from his arms and handed it to me respectfully.

I took the list and opened it for a brief look. I saw that this was a list of sects participating in the martial arts conference. I said, "Well done, Master Lu, Lin Fu, let me leave the rest to you."

Lu Qian and Li Linfu both bowed and replied.

Then Lu Qian bowed to Lai Fu from afar and smiled: "Zen Master Buzhi, Lu originally wanted to meet you after dealing with the matter here. I didn't expect that you, the old Zen Master, will come first."

"Master Lu is polite, but Lao Na is no longer a Zen Master Buzhi. Now it is called Lai Fu." Lai Fu closed his palms and chuckled softly.

"Laifu?" Lu Qian's eyes widened. He could not guess that the dignified Shaolin abbot would have changed his name to Laifu. However, it was hard to say anything. He had to force himself to laugh and said, "Uh... Master wise. Although this name of Laifu is plain, it has profound meaning. It can be changed well, and it can be changed well."

"Donor Lu praised him. Lai Fu's name is taken from Donor Wu. If Donor Lu wants to praise him, please praise Donor Wu." Lai Fu still looked faintly smiling.

When Lu Qian heard that this was my idea, he was even more difficult to say anything. He smiled awkwardly and changed the topic: "It was a coincidence that Master Lai Fu came. Originally, someone Lu wanted to invite the master to the Yuxuan Pavilion in the villa for dinner. Now that we bumped into each other, it would be better to leave together."

Lu Qian immediately said to me: "Mr. Wu, please give me a reward."

I guess Lu Qian originally intended to curry favor with me, but because Lai Fu is here, I feel embarrassed not to call him, so I have to put it together.

"I would like to thank Donor Lu for this." Lai Fu was not polite either.

In this way, the group followed Lu Qian to the Yuxuan Pavilion. The Yuxuan Pavilion was located in the west courtyard of the villa. There was a small artificial lake in the west courtyard. There was an elegant pavilion in the middle of the lake. There was a curved corridor next to the lake, leading directly to the heart of the pavilion.

In the Yuxuan Pavilion, the banquet had already been prepared, and several beautiful maids stood beside them.

"Master Lai Fu, I'm really embarrassed." Lu Qian bowed and said, "The vegetarian dishes for you have not been delivered yet, please wait a moment." As he said, he said to Lu Fu again: "Lu Fu, go and urge me, why has the vegetarian dishes not been served yet?"

"Wait." I stopped and then opened the folding fan again, and said with a smile: "Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in his heart. Zen Master Laifu is a monk who has attained enlightenment and will not stick to mere appearances."

"The donor Wu is indeed a good Buddha surname." Na Lai Fu was not angry, but instead sat down carelessly and said, "Good, good, now Lao Na is here to try the supreme realm that the Buddha left in his heart."

I was shocked. It seemed that this Lai Fu was determined to stick with me.
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