Chapter 132 Dumb and Dumb (guarantee)(1/2)
Jin Yuzhu kept lowering her head until she heard that there was Xiangrui to see, so she raised her head a little, took a look and lowered her head, what, she dared to call Xiangrui, she was indeed a dog official who deceived the emperor!
Hu Lu stared at the two red-crowned cranes who were not good-looking, "This is the auspiciousness that He Aiqing said. Is there anything unique about them?"
He Kun replied, "Go back to Your Majesty, these two auspicious ones are obtained by the Weishi in Tailao Mountain."
Hu Lu asked him to build a temple for Tailao Niang, so he sent someone to Tailao Mountain for investigation and accidentally discovered that in the local Tailao Niang Temple, there were two statues of immortal cranes beside Tailao Niang's golden side. According to local people It was the spiritual pet around the Grandmaid back then.
He told the story once, and the Eight King Hu Gai interrupted, "So do you think these two are the cranes next to the great-grandmother back then, how many hundred years have they lived?"
“That’s right!”
"Is there any evidence?"
He Kun, "They are very spiritual and can understand human words. I will demonstrate it to Your Majesty. You two, dance."
The two cranes opened their mouths and looked at Yun Qing, who was standing in an inconspicuous place, with tears in their eyes.
He Kun was a little panicked, why didn’t hesitate anymore? It’s not like this at home.
He didn't dare to get angry with the crane. Don't be foolish, these two guys are actually very powerful. He has a big dog in his house, free-range, barking at the crane very arrogantly, but the yard is full of chaos by the crane. After that, the last time he saw such a strong combat power, he was the big goose from his grandmother's house when he was a child.
Someone among the ministers had already started to laugh, and He Kun said hurriedly, "It must be that the two cranes saw Your Majesty and were shocked by His Majesty's majesty, so they were stunned and motionless."
As soon as he finished speaking, the two cranes suddenly flashed their wings and ran forward, as if they were specifically trying to slap him in the face, and Yun Qing knew at a glance that this was coming for him.
Hu Gai smiled and said, "Mr. He, why are they moving again now? Is it the emperor's majesty that can't suppress them?"
Hu Lu stared at them without fear at all. When they were only a few steps away, he suddenly stopped because Yun Qing warned them with his eyes: Dare to say that he knows me, you can wait for the night snack tonight!
He Kun breathed a sigh of relief, "Your Majesty, they are not moving anymore, you think how well you are."
Hu Lu, "But there is nothing unique, and it doesn't look very smart. It's better to slaughter it and roast it and share it with everyone."
He Kun nervously wiped the sweat from his forehead, and what was even more nervous was the two cranes. Hearing this, the two cranes suddenly danced gracefully.
Seeing this scene, He Kun immediately laughed, "Your Majesty, you see it. They can really understand people's words, but they will react slowly."
Seeing this, Wan Linglong hurriedly ordered the dry ice group just now to continue spraying to create an atmosphere.
The scene suddenly had the artistic conception of a crane dancing in the clouds, which was extremely beautiful. Yu Zhiyu felt very beautiful. This scene was enough to be painted. It was a pity that Bai Buling was a bit sad. I have never tasted the crane meat myself, and I don’t know how to deal with the chicken. Who is the duck and the big goose more fragrant?
Hu Lu narrowed his eyes. Could it be that the cranes could really understand people's words? They suddenly danced after they said they had slaughtered and roasted them.
But this dance is a bit average. Two red-crowned cranes that have lost weight sometimes raise their legs and sometimes shake their wings. Is this the crane dancing?
Please, I can't pay it badly!
Just when the others were immersed in their eyes, Hu Lu deliberately said, "That's it? Just pulling two red-crowned cranes should be better than jumping."
He Kun dared not speak out. Your Majesty is dissatisfied with his gift?
Yun Qing was not satisfied. Although these two cranes of his family were ignorant and had not transformed for five hundred years, they were not comparable to ordinary cranes and birds. After all, they were passed down to the master and the master also passed on to the master. My own guardian crane.
Hu Lu paused for a moment and suddenly said, "Forget it, let's kill it and add a dish to everyone."
Ping An and Xile were reluctant to do so, Ping An pulled Lawan Linglong's clothes and asked her mother to plead with her father. As a result, before she could say anything, the movements of the two cranes changed again.
If the two cranes were dancing just now, then they are serious now. No, not only serious, but also hardworking to live!
Not only do they have the movements of raising their legs and flapping their wings, they even flew in Liangyi Hall, with rapid movements and beauty in mind. The movements of flowing clouds and water are difficult for red-crowned cranes. If you look closely, they even contain profound meanings.
Ping An was stunned. As she watched, she started to gesture with chopsticks in her hand.
Hu Lu's martial arts understanding is not bad either. In his eyes, two cranes transformed into two top swordsmen. Their long beaks are two sharp swords. Their back and forth movements are like a decisive sword technique. .
Yun Qing: That's right, this is indeed a sword technique. The two cranes simulated the moves she and her master had when practicing swords. Although they were stupid, they should have read them for more than a hundred years.
Seeing that Ping An was studying, Hu Lu shouted again, "Beauty Chu, look down, this crane dances very beautifully."
Jin Yuzhu said oh, barely looked up, and then her head couldn't lower!
Jin Yuzhu is also a martial arts master. She could see the tricks of the crane at a glance. Looking at the exquisite movements of their bodies, her martial artist genes also started to move, holding two chopsticks in her hand and moving gently.
He Kun felt very proud. What did I say? This is a spiritual beast and auspiciousness. Looking at the dance, it is impossible to dance in less than a few hundred years of practice!
He carefully observed His Majesty's reaction, and saw that His Majesty was fully devoted to seeing it, he felt very proud, and then he swept his eyes and swept the emperor's woman.
He usually dared not look at the emperor's women, but this time he heard that there were two more emperor's favorite concubines. In order to remember their appearance, he would be able to get close to them in the future, so he took a bold look.
Just this glance made him stunned on the spot.
The charming one should be Bai Cairen who slept with His Majesty in the legend, so the other one is naturally Meiren Chu, but why does this Meiren Chu give him a familiar feeling, as if he had seen it somewhere.
Although He Kun is not the top scorer, his high and low are considered geniuses. He has no family background, a farmer, who has passed the imperial examination from a remote area and became a high official. His ability is naturally not just flattering, but his IQ is even It is no less than the top scorer Yu Shaoyan of that year, and it is nothing to him when I see it.
Jin Yuzhu was so impressed that she saw a look among the ministers below. She glanced at him with a gentle glance and saw that it was He Kun, so she quickly lowered her head again.
The same is true for He Kun. When he met Jin Yuzhu's eyes, he lowered his head, saving it from being over-interpreted by those who are interested. It's just that he is really familiar with him. Where have you seen it?
Finally, the dance of the crane ended, Hu Lu clapped his hands and said, "Okay, OK!"
He Kun smiled flatteringly, "Your Majesty, you are still satisfied with the auspiciousness you have presented."
"Kun'er, you have never let me down, and you will get rewards later."
He asked someone to take the crane down first and stay in the palace in the future. He hadn't seen enough of that dance just now. If he watched it a few more times, he believed that he could understand a top-level swordsmanship.
Having just drunk three cups, Hu Lu stopped raising his glass and started chatting, "My dear friends, have you seen the royal blessings falling from the sky today?"
"See it!"
"I have been lucky enough to pick up the blessings written by Your Majesty!"
"I have collected a complete set of royal blessings and are ready to collect them."
The ministers and royal relatives talked.
After they said enough, Hu Lu said, "I believe everyone is more curious about how I went to heaven, right?"
Everyone laughed and Hu Gai said to everyone, "If the emperor can give us a long experience, that would be great."
Hu Lu winked at Yi Jianmei, and she immediately stretched out her palm. The rotten wooden flying coffin the size of a palm turned into a huge coffin as soon as she threw it away. She put it away after a brief display.
This operation was extremely shocking to many people on the scene. Is this the method of immortals? This is much more real than the old Taoist Lieyang at that time.
Lin Xiaotian was also shocked. This flying magic weapon looked very extraordinary. There was also that woman whose strength should be comparable to her.
Such a woman obeys the little emperor's orders and has such an amazing magic weapon. No wonder she has neglected herself during this period. After not seeing her for a few days, she really started to shake.
Hu Lu said, "On the surface, this is a coffin, but in fact it is a flying magic weapon. I have already mastered some of the power of the cultivation world. I wonder if you have noticed it. How many princesses are here today."
Some of them have noticed it a long time ago, while some people have discovered it after Hu Lu's reminder.
"Why are there only five princesses?"
"What's wrong with a piece of clothing in Wanpin's arms?"
The fourth prince Hu Bi asked directly, "Your Majesty, where is the Sixth Princess?"
"Fourth Uncle, I'm here!" Clothes spoke.
"ah!"
The shock in the field was stronger than the flying magic weapon. I was just a pure shock just now, and the shock now also had a hint of horror.
Could it be that the Sixth Princess turned into a ghost after her death, right?
Hu Lu let Ping An say that.
Ping An stood up and said in front of everyone, "Sixth sister is invisible now because I drew an invisible talisman and pasted it on her."
Invisibility talisman?
Wait, is the invisible talisman painted by Princess Ping'an?
The princess can draw talismans!
Ping'an sat down, Hu Lu said proudly, "My eldest daughter Ping'an has now truly entered the ranks of cultivators. In the palace, a great Jindan monk personally taught her, and the progress is still very fast."
Yun Qing rolled his eyes, could it be me, is the person you are talking about?
Everyone, including Lin Xiaotian, was stunned by him again.
The others are all about Hu Lu's words. The things in the cultivation world are so mysterious that they have no ability to distinguish them.
But Lin Xiaotian must first question, Jindan, can he be a teacher for your child?
But after the doubt, he was a little shaken. If he remembered correctly, the eldest princess was still practicing after Hu Lu and Cai Xin, but now she is the first to enter the Qi Refining Stage.
That's right, this child is really talented, but if he learns by himself, he may not have made such diligence so quickly.
Could it be that there are really experts in the palace?
He thought of the mysterious aura that came from somewhere just now.
Hu Lu pushed Ping An to the front of the stage today, which is also to make Ping An play the role of a state supervisor when he is outside in the future.
If she was just a big princess, people might not accept it, but what if she was a powerful cultivator.
Before there is no prince or prince, a steady and sensible peace is the best choice.
Of course, she is just a mascot, and the ones who really work are Xiao Xiang and Hongxiu.
After they had digested and absorbed it, Hu Lu took out the spiritual root mirror and started to spread the benefits of rain and dew.
To be continued...