Although we cannot offend the guide, for Li Ke, such a boring and smooth journey is rare.

The guide led Li Ke walking very quickly in the desert, and the few pauses he made were just to avoid something.

If the other party hadn't escorted a group of pilgrims before, Li Ke might not have been able to recruit such a good guide. During the time he spent with the other party, the journey was as smooth as if he were in the desert, which made him very smooth.

arrived at the port.

Seeing the simple guide waving goodbye to him, Li Ke also said goodbye to him.

Purchasing the ferry ticket back to Piltover went quite smoothly, without any complications. Li Ke bought the ticket back to Piltover and waited on the boat for the departure time.

Then……

"It's really boring."

Li Ke looked at the intersection of the sea and the desert and sighed deeply.

Although he was traveling safely, it was indeed a bit boring. Even though he was eager to return home, he still had to read the Basic Law.

After all, running back to Piltover on the sea is extremely boring.

"Come to think of it, I haven't been alone for a long time."

Li Ke, who was lying on the railing and carrying his big sword, lamented that things in this world are dangerous and boring. Everyone is serious about fighting and there is no fun at all.

Even if I actually sat on something, there was a sense of dullness.

"Forget it, let's have an exciting simulation."

Li Ke clicked on his own panel. After hesitating for a while, he chose quick simulation instead of real simulation.

It's not easy to do this kind of thing when he's outside. The real simulation will wait until he returns to Piltover.

As he invested his spiritual power and life force into the void, Li Ke's consciousness was simulated for a moment, and the next moment, the experience in the simulation slowly unfolded in front of him.

Simulation starts:

In the first year after you were born, you found that you were no longer a human being, you became a monkey, and you began to feel depressed.

Faced with your mother's breastfeeding behavior, you pushed her away and expressed your thoughts.

"Let me die."

But your mother gave you a punch and turned you into a bad person.

"What did the silly boy say?"

In the second year, you had to accept the reality. You were already a famous handsome monkey in eight villages. But when you started to get familiar with your surroundings, you saw a strange stone near your home.

There are obvious Nine Palaces and Bagua on this stone, as well as strange acupoints. You thought about it for a long time, but you didn’t realize what it was, so you were kicked down the waterfall by it.

When you get home, you finally remember to ask your mother where you are.

"Silly boy, we are here at Aolai National Flower and Fruit Mountain."

You start to think, it's not too late to run away now.

In the third year, your body size is getting bigger and bigger, and so is your appetite. Although you are still a vegetarian, your size has surpassed your father and mother, and you are already two meters tall when you stand.

"Is this really my son?"

Looking at the black hair on your body and your appearance that is becoming more and more different from a monkey, your monkey father fell into deep thought...

But you find that you seem to be looking more and more like a gorilla. And a memory appears in your mind inexplicably, reminding you of several important things.

'What the hell Godzilla!'

'What a fucking skeleton lizard!'

'Overthrow the Titan tyranny! The world belongs to King Kong!'

You looked at the giant chimpanzee in your suddenly extra memory and fell into deep thought.

"Did I travel to the wrong world?"

In the fourth year, your body grew to twelve meters, and at the same time, your monkey father and mother divorced.

"Stop talking, I'm obviously a baboon, how could I give birth to a gorilla with you!"

You began to use earth and stone to build houses, and began to farm.

During this period, a guy called the Demon King found you.

He looked at your tall figure and expressed great surprise. He patted your strong thighs with a coveted look on his face.

"You are very talented, learn to be a demon with me."

You punched him into pieces.

In the fifth year, your height has increased again. At this time, there is very little room in Huaguo Mountain to accommodate you.

At this time, you looked towards the waterfall.

You stand in front of the water pool and separate the waterfall. As expected, you see the word "Shui Curtain Cave" inside, as well as a large number of stone tables and chairs.

"Sure enough, I traveled through the wrong time!"

You start trying to pick up the stone you threw down.

You succeeded, but the stone was used by your mother, who still loves you, to crush the sauerkraut you made.

By the time you find it, the stone has almost become pickled with pickled vegetables.

You start to think seriously about throwing this stone to the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea.

In the sixth year, you repeatedly warned your mother, who was already suffering from Alzheimer's disease, not to use that strange stone to press sauerkraut or use it as a pillow.

But when you hold this stone and reason with her.

you.

I accidentally crushed the stone.

You looked at the remains of the colorful stone in your hand and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

Did you kill Sun Wukong?

In the seventh year, your mother never woke up one morning. You, who was already eighty-five meters tall, buried her body, and then, under the watchful eyes of the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, you stayed away, leaving only

It tells the legend of a gorilla king and a modern garden villa.

You are walking in the sea, trying to find the legendary immortal.

But the oceans in this world are more dangerous than you imagine. You have only been out at sea for three days, and you have seen countless strange creatures. As you hunt and kill them, your body is getting bigger and bigger.

And when you came to a place where you couldn't find land no matter how you looked, you took out the stone fragments that you accidentally crushed and sent them into the deep sea.

The pressure in the deep ocean will obscure everything you do.

You keep going.

In the eighth year, after drifting on the sea for a year, you finally found another continent, but your size also became larger and larger.

But, you were treated as a monster.

"It's just a little monster, I can conquer it easily!"

Seeing you slowly coming from a distance, the Taoist priest who was invited was full of confidence.

"It's just a little monster...I can conquer it at will!"

This is the Taoist priest who sees you gradually approaching, about two stories high.

"It's just a little... monster, I can do whatever I want..."

As you get closer, the Taoist priest's voice becomes more and more trembling.

Finally, when you were one kilometer closer to him, your height of nearly 300 meters made the Taoist priest who was invited start to run wildly, and even chanted a mantra and ascended to an altitude of more than 100 meters.

"Little... little, what a little monster!

"

The running Taoist priest was caught by you.

"What year is it now?"

You ask.

"Pindao, pindao..."

"What is poverty?"

"An, live in poverty and live in peace!"
Chapter completed!