In terms of swearing, there is no way Shen, an ancient person, can compare with Li Ke, who has experienced the Internet age.

If nothing else, Li Ke can think of more curse words than he can think of poems and songs.

This is of course not because Li Ke is full of rubbish, but because Li Ke’s poems, lyrics, and songs cannot be seen or used in daily life, but curse words appear endlessly whether in forums, games, or various forums.

The high pressure of modern life has caused people to use the Internet as a trash can to vent their negative emotions, and countless trash talk naturally emerges in endlessly.

So although it is not something to be proud of, Li Ke can still guarantee that there is no one in this world.

There is no one.

He knows how to curse and anger people better than he does.

"Forget it, you guy..."

Shen took a deep breath to calm down his turbulent emotions. Li Ke's words seemed to have a magical power, making him unable to help but become more serious, as if he had dealt with this guy many times.

Shen scoffed at his own idea, because before Li Ke appeared in front of him, he was just a swordsman who could be seen everywhere, not a very outstanding person.

However, after being disturbed by Li Ke, he did not intend to appear in front of Li Ke.

No one likes to be followed, not even by the Balance Sect, so he knows very well that if he is with Li Ke, he will definitely be ridiculed and stimulated by the other party.

"But since you didn't make a mistake with the formula of the elixir, I won't bother you."

After saying these words, Shen planned to leave. Li Ke did not want to keep him at first, because without him, there would be variables in his simulation.

But just when Shen was about to jump out of the window and leave, Li Ke suddenly had an idea and grabbed Shen's pants.

Shen's figure suddenly stopped as he jumped out. His body that was supposed to jump to another roof suddenly fell down. If he hadn't reacted quickly and immediately used his hands to support his body, otherwise his handsome appearance would have been lost.

It will be slapped hard on the wall.

But the biggest problem is that his pants fell off.

There were screams from downstairs, and Li Ke also laughed sarcastically.

Returning to the house, he lifted up his pants, Shen pulled out the steel sword from his back, looked at the somewhat embarrassed Li Ke, and asked his question.

"What kind of sacrifice do you like?"

Li Ke scratched his head. This incident was an accident. He didn't expect it. Who knew that the famous Shen's belt was of such low quality! It broke with just a slight pull!

And he didn't even expect it.

Shen's butt is more upturned than the average woman's. It's really an Ionian buttocks.

"You like clear water? I understand."

Shen walked towards Li Ke expressionlessly, the murderous intention in his heart unbearable.

His father has never treated him like this when he has grown up. Today, Li Ke opened his eyes and made him lose his appearance. It is really difficult for this matter to end without someone dying.

In addition, since I have no choice but to live in Ionia, I might as well find a way to find a place in Demacia where no one knows me and spend the rest of my life.

"No, no, no, what I like most is a luxurious life, and it is best to have a lovely wife and concubines around me, with so many beauties around me."

Li Ke stepped back and explained that he likes fine clothes, fine food and fine wine, plus a beautiful wife that he likes and likes, as well as his own value in life, tall buildings and mansions.

This is the only point that cannot be blasphemed, he must refute Shen.

Before the time travel, he could only think about it. After time travel, he could only think about it. Then wouldn’t his time travel be in vain?

"I know."

Shen nodded expressionlessly. He already had a deep hatred for Li Ke and he would kill Li Ke!

"But I will only give you clear water, so you'd better like clear water!"

"..."

"Do you have any last wishes?"

"I want to live to the end of my life, preferably twenty times as long as Nobunaga."

"Who is Nobunaga?"

"A guy in his fifties who loves barbecue."

"..."

"How about it?"

"Do you have any last words?"

"Hey! Where's your last wish?!"

"There is no such thing!"

The two chased each other, and finally Li Ke let Shen punch him twice in the back, and the matter was over. After the fight, both of them felt hungry, so Li Ke suggested to have a meal, and

Shen originally planned to refuse, but when he looked at the restaurant Li Ke pointed at and then at the cakes in his arms, he shamefully disobeyed his father's instructions.

There is no way, he is still a young man after all.

Looking at the hot pot in front of him, Shen put the mutton into his bowl, drank the fruit wine that he had said he would never drink, and then spoke to Li Ke.

"Sure enough, the mutton in this store is still so delicious. Let me tell you, the sheep in this store are very special. Someone feeds them good fodder every day, and..."

What he said was very clear and logical, which can be called the Ionian eating and broadcasting election. He was very clear about the raising and cultivation of mutton, and at first glance, he came to this place frequently.

But Li Ke prefers the fruit wine here.

This kind of fruit beer-like 'wine' is almost the same as modern iced beer after being chilled in a deep well. Moreover, due to the excellent raw materials, the taste of this wine is quite good, with a constant aftertaste in the mouth, and it will not be overpowering.

.

Although fruit wine itself does not have much alcohol.

But Li Ke felt that for a ninja like Shen, even if he broke the rules, it would be better for him not to lead the other party into harm more significantly.

But as soon as he finished thinking this, a somewhat unhappy Shen spoke.

"It's just that the wine you ordered doesn't work. If it were me, I would order Moon Dew Wine, otherwise I wouldn't be happy..."

Li Ke's hand shook. Moondew wine is one of the strongest alcoholic drinks in Ionia. It is almost on the same level as vodka, Erguotou and Laobaigan.

The fruit wine in front of me is indeed tasteless in front of these things.

"I thought... ninjas were all celibate."

After taking a sip of fruit wine, Li Ke silently complained. Shen, who was still high-spirited, immediately stuttered. He blushed, played with the wine glass, and tried hard to defend himself.

"How to quit drinking if you don't understand the dangers of alcohol? It's precisely because you have to understand the dangers of alcohol to understand why you should stay away from it. So drinking is a spiritual practice. Can it be considered drinking if you practice spiritual practice?"

hehe.

Li Ke smiled and stopped talking about it, and Shen also wanted to change the topic, so he talked about the business between them.

"You actually have some problems, you may attract ghosts, which is not a good thing, so I will follow you... But originally, my father told me to act in secret to see if you are in danger, and

If it is related to demons, I will take action. If it is not related, it depends on your own destiny. But who made you behave so strangely after taking medicine..."

Shen was still a little embarrassed, but not because he was following Li Ke, but because he was not 100% sure and thought Li Ke had taken the wrong medicine.

And this also reminded Li Ke that although he was following the other party, he would not take action if the other party sought his own death and provoked a powerful enemy that was not a demon.

Li Ke didn't care about this. He was actually quite afraid of ghosts, so he didn't care about following him. He even wanted Ku Suo to follow him. It would be best if they watched him when he went to the toilet.

They are all men anyway, so what are they afraid of?

but……

He raised his wine glass with great interest and asked something that he had always been curious about.

"I don't mind this. After all, that's what the Kinkou sect does. You won't care about mundane things, but I'm curious. If the Noxians invade Ionia, wouldn't you care about it?"

Shen's face suddenly darkened, but he still responded.
Chapter completed!