Chapter 433 Happy World

Abbot Fahu of Jinshan Temple looked at you and thought there was nothing wrong with you, but he still gave your parents an eighty-pound Zen staff.

"Mage, is this something that can suppress evil spirits?"

"Yes, if your young master still behaves strangely, you can just hit him with this."

"...Mage, are you serious?"

"Sorry, I picked it up by mistake. It would be more appropriate to use this one."

So the abbot took out a Vajra and gave it to your parents. You and your parents swallowed each other's saliva when they looked at the Vajra that weighed more than sixty kilograms and had sharp spikes.

So your father got rid of the vajra, but looking at the muscular statue of Amitabha on the main hall, he didn't dare to take back the sesame oil money.

Seeing that your father was really unwilling to give in, the abbot finally reluctantly took out a few Buddhist scriptures and gave them to your father.

"Just recite it anytime."

Your father was not very willing, so he took you to a nearby gym.

But looking at the dilapidated gymnasium, your father asked with some anxiety.

"Master, are you smart?"

"You can tell at a glance that business is not as good as over there... Well, I mean sincerity leads to success."

You looked at the impatient and commercial smile on the Taoist priest's face and couldn't help but roll your eyes.

But the Taoist priests are still very good. At least you enjoyed watching a dance that invites gods to drive away ghosts. However, the Taoist priest who was sweating profusely saw that you had no reaction for a long time, so he thought for a while and put you on the altar table.

Just when you were confused, he took the magic sword and spoke.

"Sanqing is on top! Disciple and grandson are giving you a gift!"

After saying that, he pointed at you with his magic sword.

Just when you and your parents thought this was some kind of evil Taoist priest, five bolts of lightning suddenly struck from the sky, knocking the Taoist priest to the ground.

And a line of big characters appeared inexplicably on the ground.

"Don't send everything to us."

The fallen Taoist priest who was struck by the five thunders was charred all over and stood up in tattered clothes. He first held his waist and read the words on the ground, and then waved his hands to your parents.

"Okay, it's okay. Grandmaster Sanqing has verified that your son is okay. Okay, someone can come over and pay me for the soup and medicine. Oh my old waist, really, this trick doesn't work anymore, does it?"

, what should I do if I am unsure next time? I can’t really send it down to the King of Hell for judgment..."

You and your parents looked at the cursing Taoist priest, then at the Taoist boy who was shot through the roof and skillfully picked up mud bricks and wood to repair the house. At the same time, you understood why this Taoist temple was so poor.

Struck by lightning.

Your parents finally calmed down and made sure that you were not possessed by evil spirits, but actually their child, so they went home happily.

In the third year, because you had a photographic memory and carefully learned to speak. In the first year, my father thought you were a genius, so he made you memorize the Four Books and Five Classics.

You feel like you are about to vomit. From between the lines, you can analyze the word "cannibalism", which draws lessons from and pays homage to Mr. Lu's Diary of a Madman.

The kind of tribute that doesn't include a single word.

But unfortunately, you were discovered again by your father.

then.

You were sent to Jinshan Temple again.

"Master! My son must be possessed by evil spirits!"

The father who burned your madman's diary pointed at you who was gagged and spoke with determination.

But what you see is the expression of disgust on the old abbot's face.

After going through some religious rituals, you, who had long since given up, have returned to 'normal' in your father's eyes. However, your father has always felt that you are easily possessed by evil spirits, so he decided!

I'll find you a wife to celebrate.

After hearing about this, you couldn't help but roll your eyes, but didn't say anything.

Because you have been educated.

In the fourth year, your teacher said that there was nothing more he could teach you, but when you communicated with your father in private, you heard a topic that made you very excited.

"Brother, tell me the truth."

"What's wrong?"

"Are you planning to rebel?"

"Huh? Why did you say that!"

"Your son..."

So you were sent to the Taoist temple this time. You think this matter is over.

After once again admiring the Taoist master's five-thunder attack, you find a boy in the Taoist temple drawing orthographic characters on a wall. Out of curiosity, you go to take a look.

"One, two, three, four, five...eight, ninety...thirty and forty...good guy, how many times has Taoist Master been struck by lightning?"

You looked at the straight words on the wall, plus the line just crossed out, and couldn't help but ask the Taoist boy next to you.

The Taoist boy spoke calmly.

"If you include this wall..."

"What did you say?"

You looked at the Taoist boy in shock.

"I said include this wall."

The Taoist boy calmly pointed in other directions, and you realized that in addition to the wall in front of you, this Taoist temple, as well as the surrounding walls, were covered with orthographic characters.

"Do you want to be so exaggerated?"

"Oh, actually it's not bad. I think the most exaggerated thing is that this mountain is now called Wu Lei Mountain."

There was a sudden thunder, and you looked at the five flashes of lightning that remained in your retinas again, and then at the Taoist boy who was calmly writing straight words, and couldn't help but nodded.

"I think it's quite appropriate."

In the fifth year, finally, being cautious, you were not told by the new teacher that you wanted to rebel.

However, he couldn't help but sigh after reading your article.

"He is truly a capable minister in governing the world and a traitor in troubled times. This son has the ambition of Meng De."

Your father was shocked and was ready to send you up the mountain to exorcise the evil spirits, but after seeing your article and the blushing gentleman, he silently picked up two canes.

One stick to hit your husband, one stick to hit you.

And as your husband and you were chased together, your article also fell to the ground.

Before being stained by ink on the ground, a few words were vaguely visible on the article.

"Bai Jie, she..."

In the sixth year, you were sent to the academy to study. You felt very bored because the academy taught you the same things you learned when you were three years old, but...

The husband's wife is very beautiful.

So you still find it interesting.

But because the kids in school are quite annoying, you decided to stop these naughty kids once and for all.

so.

"Is this the reason why you joined forces with the sons of the Minister of Rites, the Minister of Punishments, the Minister of War, the Minister of Works, and the Minister of Officials to knock the prime minister's son to the ground and beat him?"

"This matter was actually initiated by the Minister of War, and haven't you already disliked the Prime Minister?"

"That was before."

"You have changed, father. You are no longer the father who is as clear as water and as clear as a mirror. I do not have a father who is not firm in his stance like you! You are the Tenaris, and I am the Alsace!"

"He is now your father-in-law, and he can be the prime minister for at least fifteen years, and it is expected that his apprentice will be his successor."

The air was silent for a moment.

"When are we going to apologize? My dear father, in addition, my father-in-law, Lao Taishan, is really old and strong. He is old at heart, old trees have strong roots, and old oxen pull carts..."

"No, please explain to me first what Alsace is, my son."

"Ah this..."
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