Chapter 701: Yue Lao
As expected, things did not go beyond Li Ke's imagination. Just when the beautiful Taoist nun Yu Rui disappeared from the room, an old man wearing a brand name appeared in front of Li Ke.
And he raised his hand skillfully to say hello to Li Ke.
"Yo!"
You ghost! Shouldn’t a god like you hold your fists and give your hands?
Li Ke looked at the old man holding a long stick in front of him speechlessly, but the other man ignored him at all, and instead kept taking out various things from his body.
Books, red thread balls, whistles, hydrangeas, and a lot of other things were all thrown on Li Ke's table. That neat movement seemed to have nothing to do with the old man.
I remember I don't have the divine adaptability for this sort of thing, right?
Li Ke recalled everything about him carefully, and it was only when the other party shook the things on his body and planned to put the long staff in front of Li Ke that he remembered to ask clearly.
"So, you came to me to ask me to replace Yue Lao, right? The question is, is marriage really okay?"
He was very curious. Punishment after death was not a problem at all for the Three Realms with time distortion technology, but marriage was more of a problem.
"Well, this is indeed a problem, but there is nothing we can do about it. Because the living environment is relatively harsh, many people cannot marry a wife."
Yuelao helplessly spread his hands.
"So, they need gods to match them. Some of them have a bad marriage life. Couples will fight when they live together, and some people will die... In short, it's very troublesome."
Having said this, Yue Lao sighed.
"Sometimes, it is necessary to sacrifice some people, otherwise it will be difficult for the number of human beings to grow. However, we only take action when the secular world cannot do these things."
Seeing that Li Ke didn't ask why he was asked to work, Yue Lao was happy to give Li Ke some knowledge.
"For example, during the Qin and Han Dynasties, it was illegal for ordinary people not to get married. So my job was to use a little red line when ordinary people met unsuitable wives, so that there was no need for a romantic partner. In addition, I also
You have to calculate fate and other things, and when your destined marriage is cut off by others, you have to make a timely judgment to see if they are capable of living on their own, and then choose whether to cut the red line. Overall, it is a rather troublesome job.
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"so……"
"So now the job of matchmaking and making human marriages happy is left to you. I have to go to the next generation to find a psychiatrist... Oh, by the way, red threads don't just come randomly. They must be collected from a place where there is love.
You know this thing, this whistle is to help you call the magpies, they can help you search for the love you need in the red thread, and then you can wrap it around with that ball of thread."
After saying that, Yue Lao's figure began to slowly fade away, and Li Ke, who had just received this information, immediately realized that this was as big a trap as the work of the Lord of Hell! Moreover, this thing was not as good as the work of the Lord of Hell.
Similarly, there are a large number of mature civil servants helping him to work, but he only works alone!
You even have to make your own work props!
However, since this is what the Heavenly Dao of this world has hinted him to do, then he has to do it no matter how troublesome it is, but——
"Yue Lao! Where can there be so much love?"
But Yue Lao, who was gradually disappearing, laughed and spoke.
“There isn’t one in the chicken yard anyway!”
Li Ke: “…………”
But fortunately, the booklet left by Yue Lao was quite detailed.
First of all, the cane he left behind allows him to clearly see a person's character and destiny, and he can summon puppets to help them connect.
Second, the red thread is the thread of marriage. As long as you tie it, you will meet each other and have a feeling. If there is no external interference or the difficulty is too great, you will definitely be able to get together.
But the will and actions of mortals can break this thread, and even if you don't matchmaking, mortals themselves will create a marriage thread. That kind of true love does not require work or inducement, it is a natural match, unless the end is too tragic, or there is something wrong
The number of disobedience, otherwise Yue Lao will generally not interfere.
Moreover, the line of marriage can be cut off by power, power, death, and time, but it can also transcend these. So how a mortal's marriage will look depends on the mortal himself and the social environment at that time.
The red line is just an introduction.
Third, holding a whistle can summon a large number of magpies to work for you, but the monthly salary for the summoned magpies is one merit and one incense, two liters of millet and one pound of dried fish.
Other foods and fruits are not out of the question. Merits will be distributed based on work performance, but you need to be responsible for things like millet and dried fish.
Moreover, you are responsible for Magpie’s work-related injuries and accidents, as well as death benefits and arrangements. You need to contact the local government and produce two written documents.
It must be written by the King of Hell and Yue Lao himself, and then passed on to God Haotian.
Fourth, Yue Lao does not need to be responsible for all judgments he makes. All marriages only depend on Yue Lao's own judgment. Unless it is too outrageous, Yue Lao is not responsible.
As long as they tie the knot, come together, and give birth to children as a result of marriage, Yue Lao will be able to gain merit.
In addition, Li Ke's lead was because Yue Lao was under a lot of psychological pressure and wanted to take a break.
"This job is indeed quite psychologically stressful."
Li Ke nodded. He would know at a glance how many infatuated men and women, love and hatred would arise from this job. Even if there was a happy marriage and love, it would naturally lead to inner trauma.
Li Ke looked at the booklet, which was full of lists of people who had already been marked, as well as marriages specially arranged by others. This thing can show the time and place of two people's matchmaking, the matching rate and the number of red lines they have had, and
The cane matches perfectly, and when Li Ke holds it, he can enter a time warp state and see a person's past and future in terms of marriage.
But just as Li Ke continued to study, a boy with braids and a body covered in red appeared in front of Li Ke.
"Acting Mr. Yue, I am the red line boy. It's time for you to go to work."
"ha?"
Li Ke looked blankly at the person who suddenly appeared in front of him. He was stunned for a moment, and then saw the boy with red lips and white teeth speaking with a smile.
"You have to finalize the marriages of 4,200 people today! You can't be late!"
"ha?"
Li Ke was stunned for a moment, and the next moment, he saw the red-line boy taking out a stick with a smile, and then knocked it directly on Li Ke's forehead.
Soul out of body!
He only felt the world spinning for a while, and then he was in a trance. His body was covered with all the props that Yue Lao had taken out before, and then he saw the red-lined boy grabbing his feet and dragging him to the bed.
Even after dragging it, he hit his head on the corner of the table.
Li Ke: “…………”
There is definitely something wrong with this red-line boy!
Chapter completed!