"Recent performance has been poor, Magpie. You haven't collected enough red lines!"

Li Ke looked at the report form in his hand. The time has reached modern times. With the explosive growth of population, the difficulty of Li Ke's work has also skyrocketed. This is because most things are under his control and he has to control them.

Everything in the world.

for example--

birth population.

"There's nothing we can do about it. No one believes in love these days. They have houses, cars, and a lot of stuff. Ordinary people's wages are not enough to support themselves, let alone have children. Emperor, you don't know. Many times

We saw a man and woman making eye contact, and we were about to collect love, and then we saw them chatting about betrothal gifts, tuition fees, medical expenses, mortgages and car loans, and then nothing happened. We could only collect this."

The magpie on the side sighed, couldn't help but look at Li Ke, stretched out his wings, and displayed five balls of black energy. Suddenly, a happy atmosphere appeared in the conference room.

"The red line formed by this thing can only make people commit suicide."

The red-lined boy with a world-weary face spoke with a world-weary smile. Looking at this world-weary face, Li Ke wanted to punch him.

But I can't beat him. This person is used to seeing crazy men and women and is depressed, and the person he replaces will go crazy in a few days, so he can't be replaced...

After all, he himself was almost driven crazy by his obsession with men and women, and he knew how exhausting this job was.

I love you and you love me, you are ruthless, shameless and unreasonable, plus a series of emotional entanglements. At first, he could still watch the show with a greedy mentality, but after watching too much...

"Destroy it quickly."

He's had enough.

He sighed, but he couldn't help it, things had to be done, after all, this world was always like this.

The development of society must go through this period of time.

"Okay, okay, I'll do it by myself today."

Li Ke sighed, then stood up and planned to start his work.

It's nothing more than urging some crazy men and women to get married. It's not a very difficult job at all. For most people, it can be done easily.

But the problem lies here, it hurts my stomach.

But this is the work of gods, and you have to do it even if you have a stomachache.

Li Ke sighed and started to work.

"Let me see...well, this is the first one."

Li Ke saw his first job today.

The job is very simple.

They are a couple made for each other. They are the right match, have the same interests, and even have the same hobbies.

Not only that, the three views are so coupled, and the personalities are complementary to each other. Men can understand the fun of the female partner and find fun in it, and women can also find fun in the interests and hobbies of the male partner.

It can be said that the only thing left is to obtain a marriage certificate.

But there's a problem.

These two people don't know each other's feelings.

If they don't interfere, the two will miss each other later and end up alone...

Originally, the magpie had to get some red string to tie it, and Li Ke stamped it and that was it. But now because of the shortage of red string, Li Ke has to come down to earth in person this month.

"Well, it should be easy this time."

Li Ke nodded and descended to earth.

At this time, Datang was already very modern, and you could see office workers using Daqing Gong on their way to work everywhere.

Because the Tang Dynasty had popularized the education of internal skills, even various technical schools taught special mental skills. For example, the Vajra Indestructible Magic and the Turtle Breathing Magic were already essential skills in various factories.

Moreover, these exercises can also prolong one's life. When wearing protective clothing, even if one falls into a sulfuric acid pool or a steel-making furnace, as long as the Qinggong has passed the fourth level, there will be no disability or death. At most, it will be a burn.

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Of course, because everyone has practiced Kung Fu, the progress of the Kung Fu has been incredibly fast. The Vajra Indestructible Magic Kung Fu has been deduced to version 0. The current fifth-level Vajra Indestructible Magic Kung Fu was developed decades ago.

It has reached the level of the twelve levels of the Vajra Indestructibility Magic, to the point where even if you drink sulfuric acid, nothing will happen.

So much so that rockets are now used to shoot prisoners.

Recently, Taiyuan University is using the internal force computer to deduce version 0 of the indestructible power of the Vajra, and is considering how to defend against cosmic radiation.

Because they think space suits are too cumbersome.

Of course, things like trams still exist. After all, to use Qing Gong to go to work, you need to pass the sixth level of Qing Gong, which means you can carry a 100 kilogram weight and reach a speed of 100 kilometers per hour, and ensure that there are no traces on the snow the whole way. Even if you run for an hour,

It's you who passed Level 6.

Most people can't do it.

But even so, there are still a lot of people using Qinggong to go to work. After all, buses, trams and subways are too crowded and very slow.

The couple Li Ke wants to match up is a pair of college students.

Looking at the two young lovers sitting together, reading and eating at the same time, Li Ke sneered. The two of them were in love with each other. As a professional Yue Lao and the All Saint Emperor, wouldn't he take it casually?

As long as he uses a little trick, he can solve the problem of the first couple!

So, Li Ke showed up. He carried a bunch of books and passed by the two young lovers. Then, when he passed by them, he screamed and fell forward!

The screams attracted the attention of the two people, and made them turn to look at Li Ke at the same time. At this time, Li Ke also used his dragon claw skill without hesitation, with one hand and one head, a classic came out

The strong hand cracks the skull!

In an instant, the mouths of the two young lovers came together, and Li Ke immediately let go of his hands, making the lovers eye to eye and nose to nose.

The two people kissed each other in surprise, and then——

"sorry!"

"sorry!"

The two people separated quickly, blushing at each other, then stood up together and ran away together.

One takes the front door and the other takes the back door.

The movement was so fast that the book Li Ke threw didn't even have time to hit the ground.

"…………"

"It doesn't look like it's going well."

The red-lined boy with a world-weary face sat on one side and propped up his face, expressing his views.

Li Ke thought for a moment, then took a look at the quantity he had to process, silently summoned the magpie, and then spoke expressionlessly.

"Go, take out the Qiyin Hehuan Powder from the tool box, and I will put it in the wine for them tonight and let them make raw rice and cooked rice!"

The magpie was speechless. In the past, Li Ke would struggle for a while, but now Li Ke doesn't struggle at all. Once he fails, he immediately takes the medicine! Yue Lao is almost old!

The most outrageous one was to let the magpies pierce condoms and then distribute them for free!

If this happens, won't Yue Lao's nature change?

So it couldn't help but speak.

"Isn't this bad? Saint, you are Yue Lao, we are professionals, we should let them fall in love, trigger a series of love stories, and then experience sweet love..."

You waved your hand.

“It’s okay to get married first and fall in love later, it’s even sweeter!”

"but……"

The magpie wanted to say something else, but you just stretched out a finger, blocked the magpie's mouth, and asked the soul torture.

"Are you the acting Yue Lao or am I the acting Yue Lao?"

Magpie: "…………"

"I think there's nothing wrong with it. After all, this is love."

——The red-lined boy with a world-weary face.

Um……

There is no inspiration visible to the naked eye.
Chapter completed!