Chapter 4 Blooming Thunder Bluff
Human potential is infinite, I don’t know who said this sentence. It may be a genetically modified person or a Olympic reinitiator.
——Li Wei can’t remember what the process was going on. However, in the last moment—Li Wei seemed to appear out of thin air, and six white bones visible to the naked eye flotation around him, constantly surrounding him.
It's very kind to see...Bone.
It blocked the attack from the opposite side.
“Huh?”
This time it was the other party's turn to be surprised.
"...tsk, I thought it was an idiot - but it was indeed an idiot." However, she still "should be" despised Li Wei, who was already incomplete. Unfortunately, she was wrong.
"puff!"
Just as if responding to the contempt of the other party, the half-dissolved Li Wei gave the other party a quick blow with his half-dissolved hand - the one holding in his hand was no longer the small card, but a sharp... Er, a giant sword that may not be very sharp.
A giant sword seemed to be two meters long, grand and bright, giving people a feeling of roughness and boldness. The dark sword body was steady and wide, and the blue glyphs carved with mysterious patterns - but Li Wei always felt that the sword looked very familiar, but it was hard to remember what it was for a moment - or in other words, he didn't have time to think about what this sword was.
Without any fancy, he slashed the giant sword that suddenly appeared in his hand straight. The sword body roared and swung heavily - although he did not kill the opponent with one knife, he also cut a crack on the tights on the opponent's body that was rushing to dodge.
"…?!Hey! It's so dangerous!"
This was the catwoman who seemed to be furious, looked at her torn tights and said, "Do you know how much this professional outfit costs? I have used all my money to buy cosmetics. If I don't have the money to buy professional outfits, I will be discovered. Do you know the bastard!—Eh?"
Without the mind to pay attention to this corrupt cat, Li Wei only felt the strength on his body... as if he was slowly returning. It was strange that his feet, which seemed to have been blown up just now, began to feel slowly. After a closer look, it was restored to its original state. Moreover, even the two fingers of the right hand grew back. Although the left hand could not grow again, this did not delay Li Wei's continued combat.
"You, you... are you human?"
The catwoman stared at Li Wei with big eyes, and the hair on her body exploded even more powerfully.
"I feel that you are not human!——" Li Wei felt very good. Although he didn't know what the process was, the result seemed to be: he could recover by cutting someone else.
What a familiar skill.
Taking a step forward, Li Wei felt that his aura was different.
"——Come on, kitten, let me chop a few more times." After waved his hand, Li Wei said in a tangled manner: "Although eating cat meat is inhumane and will be human flesh-I think the animal protection organization will not care about me killing people."
"I am a cat!" Although he kept retreating, it seemed that the other party was still very confused about his species.
"——It's the same—go to die!"
Someone should applaud today for cat abuse.
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That night, the campus was once again striking.
The female cat finally ran away, and Li Wei didn't dare to chase him far away - this is certain. He was confused and had blood on his face. Basically, he would be greeted by Uncle Tiaozi when he left the No. 3 Gate.
Safety comes first, safety comes first.
——Our dormitory was completely destroyed—In theory, this should be the case. But after Li Wei came back from Gate No. 2, he found that things were not the same as he had imagined.
Everything was as intact as before, as if he had no blood splattered on the spot. If it weren't for the giant sword in his hand, Li Wei would have thought he was just an idiot, just a night trip and schizophrenia.
However, the moment he opened the door of his dormitory tremblingly, he finally confirmed that there was no problem in his spirit. At least, there was no problem now.
"I've been waiting for you."
A tauren - sitting on the ground.
He could only sit on the ground. If he stood up, his cow horns would probably be able to penetrate the roof of the roof. However, Li Wei was sure that this tauren was not an ordinary staff member in the underworld. You see, the other party seemed to have a breed that he had seen before. There was no hand, but three fingers. There was no one's feet, but only cow's hooves.
I don’t know how I walked on the smooth floor without being hacked to death by the cleaned old lady with a mop.
"you……"
Seeing the other party's seemingly warm smile, Li Wei calmed down.
"You...hello."
"You are good, young human." This tauren is indeed different from an ordinary tauren. He always speaks full and kind, and the most important thing is... he doesn't want to be so stupid else.
"Don't be surprised, I believe you have been ruined by that little girl Al. Although I'm sorry in all aspects, this is also a kind of experience for young people. You did a good job in the first so-called battle."
"…Yes, I just lost one hand, two fingers and one foot."
"Hahaha... this is nothing, it really is nothing. Compared with death, these are just like morning dew. And now, you should be fearless even in death, right?"
The Taurus waved to Li Wei and said, "This is your room, sit down, don't let yourself be too tired."
"Oh..." You also know it's my own room.
"Introduce yourself, I... maybe you know you, maybe you don't." The Taurus seemed to be proud of this, and said, "My name is: Kane Bloodhoof. It turns out that he was the chief of the Taurus who had been a period of time."
“…?!?!!”
Li Wei's face was already crooked at that time.
"Kain?"
"kindness."
"That Kane from Thunder Bluff, Bloodhoof?!"
"Well, it seems you know." The Taurus' smile remained unchanged, but he seemed to enjoy Li Wei's words. The cow hair on his head became even more shiny: "Now, maybe you have understood what hell is. Everything in the world, even outside the inherent world you know, cannot escape the judgment of hell. Of course... you may have shaken the original concept of [hell] now, right?"
“…”
"Let's go short, don't you want to know who are the two girls you saved yesterday morning?"
The Tauren's eyes contained many unknown emotions.
Li Wei subconsciously sat back.
"Who is that...?"
"Two poor girls-" the Taurus sighed and said, "They are all humans, and I can assure you of this. But what is different is that they are like me and have nothing to do with the space you are in... Don't be surprised, if you are still alive in the future, you will encounter many things. But I want to remind you: After everyone in this world dies, they will go to hell to be judged fairly! No matter who it is, no matter where he is... even if she is a person from another world."
The Taurus Chief's fingers swayed.
"But, although this universe is fair, it is not perfect enough. From the beginning of the formation of the universe, it is destined to have a lot of relativity in its balance. Justice and sin, kindness and evil, blood and thunder... Cough cough, the last one forgets it and says it's right."
"Oh." Li Wei nodded and said, "lok-tar_ogar, I understand."
"Yeah." Kane looked at Levi with a meaningful look, and then said happily: "It's good that you know - since the universe is already like this, then there must be such a kind of... hobby collection, boring, and breaking the rules. They collect souls, prevent them from reporting in the underworld, and even forcibly sign contracts with these people - what an evil beginning. As far as we know, some of these forces are called Gaia, and some are called Alay... Well, these are just code names. The real people are all senior staff here, so don't care."
"…I can see what I'm going to do now."
Li Wei sighed for a long time, but fortunately standing in front of him was the chief of the Taurus. If the orc was yelling with a traitor, he would not dare to be so arrogant.
"My mission is not to re-understand the poor souls, right?"
“The answer is correct.”
"Then...two questions."
"Tell me, my friend, I'm listening, at least I'm listening now." Li Wei missed the words of the Taurus Chief very much. Although World of Warcraft has been afk for a long time,...
"The first question: What kind of guy am I? - no matter how I listen, this is also an internal problem. I am just a dead soul. Just now, a kitten made me feel ecstatic. Will a dog make me feel a little ill at that time?"
"Oh, this question is not hidden from you - you are a temporary worker and a mercenary. We don't want to break up with each other, so we just ask someone like you to help - as for your kitten problem, I can be sure that it is indeed a cat demon, it has nothing to do with the American movie "Catwoman" you know. She should just be an avid cosplay enthusiast. As for your ability, am I here? I will explain to you why you just exploded."
"The second question: Based on your answer just now, I want to ask if I can quit? You should just do whatever you should judge me in the next life. Just save someone in this life and let me get some good retribution." Li Wei was now so sarcastic that he was irritated.
"kindness……"
The Taurus Chief who came to work in the underworld from Azeroth obviously didn't know why the person in front of him was so unhappy. He clearly had a good conversation just now.
"What’s wrong with you?"
"Temporary worker? Mercenary? Didn't you mean to take me out and push me to the tank if something happened, saying that this was my personal behavior, and the underworld had no authorization at all - or something?"
Li Wei snorted and said, "This kind of thing has been done eight million times in the world. You can save your worries, Chief."
"It is undeniable that what you said makes sense. But..."
The Taurus Chief brought his own...a pair of reading glasses.
"You must know that the details of the underworld will record good and evil behaviors, including what we do now. Don't worry about being treated unfairly. Hell and the earth, I think hell is fairer."
...Well, it makes sense undeniably, Chief!
"Second - letting you be a temporary worker is not because you want to push the pole. On the contrary, it is because you are suitable for this case, so you are asked to do it! To put it bluntly, after the underworld is calculated, you are very suitable for accepting this case. Human beings, the two people you pushed during the day, one is called Battlefield Heiyi and the other is called Ito Makoto. I won't say anything else, I just hope you can bring these two poor souls back to the underworld, otherwise their souls will be bound forever! By the way, you saved two people, and although you are dead, your soul is redeemed."
"...I sound very familiar to these two names. Also, why do I feel that the two girls I [pushed] on the roadside yesterday?"
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Chapter completed!