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Chapter forty-six diarrhea(1/2)

The night was very dark because there were clouds covering it.

Along the way, we heard the roar of wild beasts from time to time, and we could also see birds of prey spreading their wings in the mountains, and a sharp figure streaking across the darkness.

Chu Feng raised his head, and he felt the restlessness of these animals. He believed that there might be some changes in them, but they were still dormant.

What will happen in the future? No one can tell clearly, but he has been mentally prepared and is not afraid of the crises that may occur.

There are many mountains along the way for more than a hundred miles. If an ordinary person walks alone, he will feel a sense of depressing fear.

However, Chu Feng was not afraid, he was calm and calm, and walked very fast in the mountains and forests.

Soon after, the clouds dispersed, and soft light fell on the sky, dispelling the darkness. The beasts were no longer restless, making people feel less depressed.

The stars are dotted like pearls, shining brightly and embedded in the sky.

"It's been such a long time, shouldn't scalpers be able to smell it anymore?" Chu Feng approached Qingyang Town and was almost home.

He decided to bribe the scalper!

"Boss, bring me one hundred and fifty skewers of beef!" Entering the town, Chu Feng saw the skewers stall and strode over.

"No, only mutton skewers!" The young man looked at him and thought it was strange. He had never sold beef skewers before, was he making trouble?

"I made a mistake. It's mutton skewers. One hundred and fifty skewers." Chu Feng looked to the east of the town guiltily, which was the direction of his home.

"No money, just food!" the guy making the skewers said firmly.

Because, now, strange phenomena are happening everywhere, roads are blocked, people pay more attention to useful physical objects, but they are not optimistic about currency.

"Although we don't know each other very well, we still know each other. You can bake it for me first, and I will deliver it to you tomorrow." Chu Feng said.

The kebab guy was happy because we were from the same town, so we didn't have to worry about him defaulting on his debt, and he knew Chu Feng to some extent.

"How long have you been freezing this thing? Is it not broken?" Chu Feng asked in a low voice.

The kebab guy felt a little guilty and said, "It should be fine."

"As long as it's no big deal!" Chu Feng patted him on the shoulder, looking very generous and open-minded, as if he wasn't afraid of getting upset at all.

Finally, a large package of kebabs came out of the oven, sprinkled with cumin, pepper, etc., which made them fragrant.

"Don't eat too much. I won't care if you have diarrhea!" The kebab boy was a little worried.

"Don't worry, it's okay. I have a strong stomach!" Chu Feng looked nonchalantly at the freezer behind him and said, "Get a few more bottles of beer."

"okay!"

In the end, Chu Feng carried two large bags of things and poured beer into his mouth before he even entered the house, mainly because he was worried that the scalper's nose was too sharp.

"Scalper, look, what I brought back for you." Chu Feng shouted as soon as he entered the courtyard.

The scalper appeared and looked at him suspiciously, always feeling that this guy was being courteous for nothing. Then it saw a large bag of meat skewers in Chu Feng's hand, and it immediately looked at him with disdain and raised its head.

"What do you mean? I brought you food with good intentions, but you are still there with seven dissatisfied and eight dissatisfied contempt." Chu Feng glared.

When Yellow Ox heard this, he immediately became angry and carved words on the ground to question Chu Feng.

You went to see the goddess and had a French feast, what did you bring back for me? Street stall goods, cheap, cheap skewers, fooling me!?

Then, white smoke began to emit from the cow's nostrils.

Chu Feng felt that he was in the wrong and couldn't help but secretly complain that this cow was getting harder and harder to fool. Since he knew how to use the Internet, he knew everything.

However, at this juncture, he could only speak harshly.

He spoke righteously and said: "What do you know? The real delicacies are in the folk customs of the countryside. Those so-called high-end people just spend money to find trouble, and they are not delicious at all. If you don't believe it, try it!"

As he said this, he prayed that he would not have diarrhea, then he gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, and... began to chew, and shouted: "It's the most delicious thing in the world!"

The scalper was suspicious. Seeing his expression of great enjoyment, he was immediately tempted, and he indeed smelled the fragrant smell.

Finally, it couldn't resist the temptation, went over, picked up two skewers with both hooves, swallowed them in three or five mouthfuls, then opened its eyes wide and let out a moo.

Chu Feng was startled, very vigilant, and on guard.

"It's all mine!" Huang Niu carved these words on the ground, then forcefully pulled Chu Feng aside, sat down and started to eat the delicious food.

"Damn cow, you are so unloyal!" Chu Feng scolded.

"Moo, moo, moo!" The ox barked several times, triumphantly, and gnawed on the meat skewers, making its mouth full of oil.

In fact, the kebabs tasted really good, and the guy was very skilled at it. If he hadn't been worried about storing it for too long and getting a bad stomach, Chu Feng would have really wanted to compete with the scalpers.

After understanding the details, he did not dare to take any risks, so he handed all the skewers to the scalper, patted its shoulder and said, "Look, am I interesting?"

The ox stretched out one front hoof and shook it, showing contempt!

"You heartless cow!" Chu Feng filled his mouth with anger.

Yellow Ox looked at the wine bottle in his hand, stretched out his hooves, and wanted to grab a bottle. He just took a sip, and then spat out the wine with a pop.

It stared, what kind of bad wine is this?

"What do you know? This is the best wine in the world and the best-selling one." Chu Feng said.

The scalper grinned, it actually knew that Lafite, Romanee-Conti, and laughed at Chu Feng for drinking the cheapest wine.

Chu Feng's forehead was full of black lines and he said: "Turn around and confiscate your communicator!"

He kept muttering, this dead cow has understood everything through the communicator, how can he fool it in the future.

In the end, the scalper ate more than a hundred skewers of mutton and was very satisfied. He lay on the wicker chair in the courtyard and looked up at the stars, looking very comfortable.

"Scalper, come here, take two pills." Chu Feng walked over.

Yellow Ox looked back at him, very puzzled and showing doubts.

"The diarrhea will stop immediately. Dysentery and diarrhea will be cured as soon as you take them. Take two tablets first to be on guard." Chu Feng said with a guilty conscience.

What do you mean? What's going on?! The yellow ox sat up suddenly. It stared at Chu Feng with a pair of bull's eyes.

"It's good for your health to take more health medicine." Chu Feng said confidently.

"Moo!"

The scalper was not stupid. After thinking about it for a moment, he became angry. It turned out to be a stall seller. He had to take medicine immediately after eating the kebabs. It was really unreasonable and it was too much to bully the cow!

It fought hard with Chu Feng and rushed forward.

There was a huge chaos here, and I don’t know how long it took before it subsided.

Yellow Ox fumed and ran back to his room.

Chu Feng grinned and got hit by cow hooves several times. Fortunately, he is now in super physical condition. Otherwise, he probably wouldn't be able to get up.

He walked to the bathroom and took a hot shower. He had been running around continuously today, traveling back and forth between the county seat and Qingyang Town. He had just fought another battle with scalpers, and he was indeed a little tired.

When Chu Feng entered the room, he was already in a daze. He didn't even turn on the light. He just threw himself on the bed and fell asleep.

"wrong!"

In an instant, he woke up and all his sleepiness disappeared.

Why is it so soft?

Moreover, there was a muffled groan from the bed, as if someone had been hurt.

brush!

Chu Fenghan's hair stood on end. There was someone on the bed. He backed away with a whoosh, and then turned on the light with a snap.

What happened? He was stunned!

Sure enough, there was someone on the bed, and she was a very beautiful woman. She seemed to have been woken up by the pain. She frowned and opened her eyes slightly confused.

"Who are you, you want to molest me in the middle of the night?!"

This was the voice of Chu Feng, speaking righteously and questioning him. Because he was a little confused and wanted to get the upper hand.

He didn't want to hear a woman, especially a beautiful woman, screaming loudly in his room.

When he looked carefully, Chu Feng's heart skipped a beat. This woman was not ordinary beautiful. She looked about twenty years old. She was dressed in white clothes and white trousers. Her neat and smooth hair spread to her snow-white neck. She looked sweet, youthful and elegant.

Vitality.

She had completely woken up. She was not an ordinary person at first glance. She was very calm after encountering this kind of situation. Her beautiful pupils were very bright. She carefully looked at everything in the room and soon became calm and composed.

She felt some pain in the back of her head, frowned slightly, and gently stroked her back. After a while, she asked Chu Feng, "You knocked me out and brought me here?"

"When did it happen? If I had such thoughts, would you still be intact?!" Chu Feng denied it, and he couldn't bear the blame.

"Why are you here?" the young woman asked. Although she was calm, she was still a little nervous after waking up and secretly checked herself.

"I still want to ask, when did you come in, how did you get on my bed, and what did you want to do to me?" Chu Feng's advantage was being thick-skinned, so he asked calmly.

After hearing this, this beautiful woman raised her eyebrows slightly. Was she so unbearable? She was scolded like this, but she held it back and did not have an attack.

"You wait a moment, I'll go and have some quiet time."

Chu Feng hurried downstairs and broke into Huang Niu's room.

"Dead cow, what have you done?"

Yellow Ox was sulking, and when he saw him, he almost got angry again, but was finally stopped by Chu Feng.
To be continued...
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