Chapter 316 Beware [Defense]
Zhao Dong made a great decision and finished his whole glass of beer, saying, "You have to learn English well. Jiao You must be a teaching reform class. I will definitely fail the exam. From now on, I will call me every morning and go to memorize English together."
"Okay." Jiao You nodded,
Chen Ci was so sour. He thought about studying it and also made several patent applications to show off.
Jiao You didn't care at all. His goal was to get a chance to go abroad for exchanges. He said in a fascination: "It is said that the competition for exchanges at Harvard every year is the most fierce. There are only six people in the school. That one is an extremely evil person. If I can get an interview next year, I will be awesome."
Chen Ci said angrily: "If you want to get it, you can get a quota. There is a bird for interviews."
Jiao You glanced at it and said unhappily: "If you have a quota, I will wash your stinky socks for you for a year."
Chen Ci didn't dare to answer the conversation, and after a while he said quietly, "The communication is very good. I heard that the taste is very different and the structure is different. Do you think this thing can still look different? Aren't it all the same hole?"
"I said do you have some pursuit of life? You are a woman all day long, and ten low-level women are not as good as a top-girl." Jiao You said angrily, and the two of them looked at each other very disliked.
"Cao, why didn't I pursue it? My pursuit is a woman, haha." Chen Ci said shamelessly. He suddenly said seriously: "If you want to become the most awesome science and engineering man, it is a must-have skill to pick up girls."
Next, the Chen Ci will change the three views of Jiao You and Zhao Dong.
Jiao Youchen said: "What a fallacy."
Chen Ci said proudly: "I don't know when, science and engineering men and technology men have been defined by too many people as ** species that only say 'drink more hot water'. Do you know? The third of the ten most annoying words women hear is to drink so much hot water. When my aunt comes, I have a cold. Drink more hot water, so let the girl drink more hot water. It's better to let the people have some hot water."
Liu Chen listened happily and saw how this guy was doing it.
Chen Ci waved his hand and said, "Looking at the love and history of the great science masters, they have such rich ways of picking up girls and their superb skills in picking up girls. They really make girls unable to guard against -≠-≠, and they all have their own peach blossoms in their lives!"
Jiao You said disdainfully: "Just tell me, what kind of thinking is the great gods? If you can care about the hole in the middle of the two white thighs, you can make excuses for shamelessness."
"Hey, don't believe it, just say my idol, Einstein. A dozen love-people are not abilities, and each one loves him like his life is really awesome. If Einstein said that his physics is poor, no one dares to say that he knows physics. It's just such awesome god that makes many women fascinated by him."
Chen Ci took a sip of beer and said, "I am pretty and smart, and I am very popular in school. In addition, the great masters have a killer skill. People can write poetry. As soon as they make a move, they chased Mary, the daughter of his professor, and began a pure first love. Isn't it awesome?"
"This kind of hazy little first love was passed afterwards. Then Einstein met a woman who was extremely important in his life, named Mileva. The two of them studied theoretical physics at the ETH Swiss Institute of Technology, and often took class notes together. Do group assignments and other things, and soon they developed love."
"Mileva gave Einstein a great help in his research. His letter to Mileva said: If you want to succeed in the relative sports topic, only you can help me. How happy and proud I am! I will directly praise a woman and win the hearts with neatness. Isn't it awesome?"
Jiao You no longer refuted and frowned.
Liu Chen took a sip of beer and thoughtful.
The statement continued, "When the two graduated, Einstein, 24, married Mileva, who was four years older than him. In order to make Einstein concentrate on research, Mileva was in charge of food, accommodation, housework and money, and was really devoted to the great gods."
"Two years later, the great god did not disappoint his hopes and published five papers in a row, such as quantum theory, light quantum hypothesis, and special relativity theory. At that time, the great god was shining with electricity to the great god. For a moment, the great god fell into countless peach-seeded and scared news, and left home to work outside the country. Of course, his marriage with Mileva was in danger. Later, the two divorced."
Zhao Dong's three views collapsed first, and he said cowardly, "It's all the time to abandon it, and when it's developed, it's divorce. Isn't this Chen Shimei?"
Chen Ci cursed: "Cao, you know nothing, why don't you say that the great god has a high rank? Most of the Nobel Prizes he won were paid to his ex-wife and their two sons. Among the women surrounding the great god at that time, two broke out of the siege, one was his cousin Elsa, who was 3 years older than him. Be careful, these two are related to blood! The other is Elsa's biological daughter, 22-year-old Ilsa. Brothers, you heard it right, it's a story about a biological mother and daughter falling in love with a man, and the three of them are still bloody. Isn't that awesome?"
Zhao Dong turned to listen with relish and asked, "It's so awesome, what happened later? It won't be a killing of two birds with one stone, Einstein's grand image in my mind collapsed."
"It's a big deal to kill two birds with one stone. Later Ilsa told Einstein that she felt that he was more like a father than a husband. Then Einstein married his mother Elsa, who became his secretary, and the family lived together in harmony and joy."
Jiao You couldn't bear it anymore, "Isn't this just a scumbag?"
"Hey, I can't say that. Otherwise, I'm not the kind of sneaky man. I like who happened and say what happened. So after marriage, Einstein also wrote to Elsa to tell her who was chasing him, Austrian beauty, rich Jewish widow, flower shop owner, female secretary... There was even a friend of Elsa's daughter, Berlin celebrity Mikhanovsky, 15 years younger than Einstein, and followed him all the way to Oxford, England."
When Liu Chen heard this, he was also very shocked and thought about his view of love.
Chen Ci continued: "Of course, the most amazing thing is not only that Hongyan is pounced on her, but also that although there have been dozens of love-people, no one thinks that the great god is bad. He treats every one very considerate. His last love was Fan Yona, a female employee of Princeton University Library, who was 22 years younger than Einstein. Before his death, the great god was afraid that she would not be taken care of, so he gave Fan Yona a draft of the unified theoretical calculation, which was the paper with an estimated value of 4 million euros in 1996!"
"To sum up, how can I not be able to fuck a girl if I want to be a great master?" Chen Ci touched his chest and said timidly, "If I had sex with another girl in Jiangda, I would definitely tell my girlfriend the first time, that's so domineering."
Chapter completed!