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Chapter 606

"Come on, Donnie, drink some juice to relieve the fire, why don't you know it?" Xuezi smiled and poured him a glass of juice. Her big watery eyes were filled with smiles, and she said to herself, "Haha, if he spreads his eyes, this mouth would be really annoying and will be lifeless."

Donnie drank the juice in one sip and was in a good mood. He didn't teach Liu Chen a lesson. He went to chat with Xuezi. His hand slowly reached out and said, "Miss Xuezi, I know you love Chinese culture. I specially learned a Chinese joke to tell you. Last week, I had a bodyguard who took the prescription prescribed by the doctor for a long time. In the end, I couldn't go to the shopping guide to ask the young nurse, 'Where is this 13?" The young nurse pointed inside and smiled, 'Not 13, it's b.' My bodyguard said angrily: 'You are so open-minded! Come back and tell me, I'm so funny to me."

As he said, he laughed, which made Xuezi feel embarrassed. The two tall and beautiful waitresses also turned red. I just saw this old guy talking to the students on the side, but he started to tell dirty jokes in a blink of an eye. They heard the most of this in the private room, most of which were female secretary and waiters.

Donnie slapped the table and smiled so hard that he leaned back and closed, and approached Xuezi a little closer. This kind of dirty joke is the best way to get closer to the defense line between men and women. As long as this kind of joke is accepted, it will be much easier to touch it the next step. This is the best way to test the bottom line step by step.

"Last month, I went to France and said that French people were open. On a street in the center of the city, there were a row of beautiful girls waiting for customers on the street. An 80-year-old woman from China came to travel saw it and asked curiously: 'What are you waiting for?' The girl said angrily: 'Wait for lollipops!' The Chinese old woman also lined up to join the queue and waited for sugar, but was arrested by the police. The police asked her: 'You can do it even if you lose your teeth?' The old woman smiled and said: 'I can lick it!'"

"Hahaha..., funny, there are also idiotic comparisons like China, I can't see the world at first glance!"

He humiliated Liu Chen by pointing out mulberry and scolding the locust.

As Donnie said, a thief hand was getting closer and closer to Xuezi's body, and laughing so loudly could also help, while the two waiters had a very awkward face.

Xuezi was even more disgusting.

I was already unsatisfied with these men who coveted her, but now I am determined to hold on to Liu Chen, and I hate other men even more, and I don’t even want to take a look.

Unexpectedly, this old pervert had this trick again. His dirty hands were about to touch her. His body had been tilted by 45 degrees. He glanced at Liu Chen for help. Liu Chen pretended not to see it. The beautiful woman's beautiful eyes frowned and she was very angry. Her thighs in high heels stretched towards Liu Chen's body, stretching higher and higher. Her long heels touched the inner side of his thighs.

Liu Chen frowned. He also wanted to see how the little fairy dealt with the old semen.

Donnie only thought this trick was very effective. His big mouth was sprayed with disgusting heat, which was only a few centimeters away from Xuezi. His eyes kept looking at her chest, deeply...

Xuezi was very angry. Her high heels rubbed Liu Chen's thighs gently and looked at them with charming eyes. This was obviously a fire. Liu Chen thought to himself that this was really a fairy. He quietly reached under the table and grabbed the dishonest foot...

Donnie felt that he could get started soon, and as long as he got started, it would be easy to do. He grinned and said, "Last week, after another bodyguard had an infertility examination in the hospital, the beautiful female doctor wanted to check whether the number of tadpoles had decreased. Give him a sealed glass jar and ask him to go home to install some samples to bring."

"The next day, he went again, but the female doctor found that the glass jar was still empty. My bodyguard was embarrassed to explain: 'Yesterday, I tried with my right hand for a long time, and there was no movement. I used my left hand to try, but it was still useless. I asked my wife to help, and she also tried both hands, but it was useless. I told her to use her mouth, and she used all the strength to eat, but there was still no way.'"

Why was Donnie so proud that he had already reached out.

"The female doctor's face turned red when he heard it. My bodyguard said: 'It just so happened that my cousin came to my house to play. She was younger and more physically strong, so I asked her to help. She also used her hands first, then her mouth, and almost...''Stop! Stop!' The female doctor could no longer help and shouted: 'You ask your cousin to help with this kind of thing?' The bodyguard said: 'She is very happy! But still not! I came to you to see if you can help me...' When the female doctor heard it, she stood up and asked angrily: 'Can you help you?' Haha, my bodyguard said: 'Can you open the lid of this glass jar!'"

After saying that, Donnie laughed first, touched his hand, pointed at the two waiters and said with a smile: "You two blushed, hehe, your thoughts are not pure, you must have thought of something you shouldn't think of."

The two little girls lowered their heads with blushing faces, secretly annoyed that this old man was making fun of them.

These little tricks of Donnie were used to cover up his purpose of stretching out his hand, but it felt wrong when he touched it. Why shouldn't it be tender, smooth, like a peeled egg? Why is it so hard? What the hell? At a blink of an eye, he quickly retracted his hand, but it was pinched tightly and couldn't be pulled.

It was just Liu Chen's hand, and he said coldly: "Mr. Donnie's bodyguards are not in good health. They either go to the hospital for a B or infertility."

As he said that, he pinched his big fat hand hard, just like playing with an iron ball in his hand, bent and deformed. Donny grinned in pain and could hear the sound of bones moving.

"Let go, let go, your hand is about to break." Donnie couldn't help but shout.

Liu Chen pinched it a few more times before letting go, and smiled and said, "Mr. Donny, I can pinch the palm. Your hands are fat and greasy, which means you are very smooth and your palms are loose. This means your kidneys are not very good. I'm afraid it's not easy to lift it up, and the durability is not good. It's best to take a photo and check the number of tadpoles by the way. By the way, you should have children, right?"

Donnie pulled his hand back and rubbed it all the time. Damn it hurt so much, and shouted, "It's all about your business or not."

"If you have a child, it's best to have a paternity test. If you haven't given birth, you may not be able to give birth. I'm from China and know an old Chinese doctor who specializes in treating your symptoms. Do you want me to call you?"

"No need, my kidneys are very good. You Chinese bullshit Chinese medicine doctors are just fooling fools. Do you think I look like a ***?" Donnie was angry and wished he could kick Liu Chen to death. He thought to himself, if this little guy is definitely not going to take advantage, he has to find a way to get out of here.
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