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Chapter 1 Love Poisoning (Edition)

Si Haolan sat on the ground, leaned against the bed, and took a big breath.

Damn, so hungry!

He remembered that after he had handled the decent immortal cultivator who came to him to provoke, he was tidying up his messy hairstyle on the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, a gust of demonic wind blew over and he arrived at this strange room.

The furniture was like he had never seen before. This was not the point, the point was that he was so hungry.

My eyes were so hungry that my chest was against my back, and my stomach was shrunken.

"You are so hungry because when you came here, the original owner was on a hunger strike."

Si Haolan heard a voice sounding next to him, but the room was empty and there was no one except him.

Si Haolan frowned. This is another trap set by some immortal cultivator here to be mysterious and set for him.

"Hello, you can call me the system." The voice continued, "I'll introduce you to the situation."

"Your name is Si Haolan. You were originally the ultimate villain in an upgraded novel, and according to the plot, you should be defeated by the protagonist and let the protagonist complete the ending."

Si Haolan was upset when he heard this. What does it mean that he should be defeated?

Si Haolan remembered that the protagonist should be the decent disciple who ran to his door to fight him every day. He would beat him once when he came to Si Haolan, and he wanted to defeat him because of that?

I'm never defeated.

The system coughed for a moment, and seemed a little embarrassed, and continued: "It seems that something is wrong. The protagonist can't beat you no matter how much. He cannot complete the plot and has not enjoyed the treatment of the protagonist at all. He is very dissatisfied, so he complains to us."

"That turtle son dares to complain to me!" Si Haolan was angry, and then he turned his head and didn't understand, "What is a complaint?"

system:"……"

"I'm sorry, I forgot that you came from the world of fairy tales and don't understand modern languages. I'll give you some science."

Si Haolan immediately felt that a lot of things had penetrated into his mind, language concepts and worldviews were flying and rising in his mind like snowflakes. These knowledge was too complicated and they were penetrated into his head in an instant, causing his head to hurt violently.

Moreover, he is hungry, with a headache and hunger, which is so sour.

However, he immediately understood what the complaint meant, and suddenly turned into a headache, hungry and angry.

"After we received the complaint, we found that we could not handle this problem, so we could only pull you out of the original world and let you enter the world of another book."

Si Haolan finally understood that he had walked from one book to another.

A book suddenly appeared in front of him, and he raised his hand to take it. The book was quite thick, with two men painted on the cover, which looked weird. The title was "Rebirth: I Married with the Actor after Escape from Marriage".

What the hell, why is the name so long?

"This is your time travel book, it's so good, it's so good that it's slapping in the face, and it's so sweet." The system made an amway voice, "This book is quite popular, you can take a look, at least I have an understanding. I'll let you be the protagonist this time, are you very happy?"

Si Haolan was not happy at all. When he opened it, he was a person who practiced, and had a lot of concentration than ordinary people. He had strong reading ability. As long as he was attentive and focused, he could reach the level of never forgetting his eyes.

Si Haolan read the book very quickly, and soon he finished reading the novels that the system stayed up late.

After he finished reading it, the book in front of him disappeared, and the system put it away again. He kept the novels he liked very much and read them slowly.

The system asked him carefully: "How is it? Isn't it very good?"

Si Haolan couldn't tell whether the essence was wonderful. He frowned and grabbed the point: "Two men?"

The system paused and continued, "It's more popular now."

At this moment, a knock came from the door, and a woman outside the door shouted: "Lanlan, it's time to have a meal."

Si Haolan was originally very angry about the forced time travel, but when he heard the word "eat", his eyes lit up.

He had been hungry for a long time. At this time, he heard that eating was like a mud-covered rain, and the loaches happily emerged.

He stood up and was about to go out to eat, and the system immediately stopped him.

"No! The protagonist is now on a hunger strike because he resists forcing a marriage. After you come here, you must follow the plot and cannot eat."

Si Haolan turned a deaf ear and walked towards the door.

The system was anxious and showed the original shape in front of Si Haolan. Si Haolan only saw computers of all sizes suddenly appearing in front of him. There were light flashing on the display screen, and various characters kept appearing, quickly converting various data.

The system's sound comes from the largest computer.

"If you go to dinner and the protagonist's character is broken, this is not allowed. Please return it, please return it."

The system's sound is no longer so casual, but becomes a mechanical electronic sound, constantly reminding Si Haolan to abide by the character's character and not to tamper with the plot casually.

Si Haolan was very impatient.

He turned out to be just practicing on the cliff every day, and tied up a group of people to serve him every day. Then someone spontaneously went up the mountain to provoke him. He felt it was so quarrel that the man would beat him once and then throw him down the mountain.

In this way, he was complained and forced to leave the cliff where he was used to.

He was forced to travel through time to this book, and he was so hungry that he was dizzy when he arrived, so he was not allowed to eat.

Si Haolan curled his lips and smiled gloomyly.

In the first fairy tale novel, the beauty of the villain Hao Lanjun is famous all over the world. The author describes his long hair as a waterfall, his ink clothes, his eyebrows and eyes are picturesque, but his personality is violent and impermanent, solemn and cold, and he is a violent beauty.

Because few straight men use the word "beauty" to describe the male characters in their writing, many readers also question whether the author is gay or not.

Anyway, Si Haolan is very pretty, especially when he smiles, he looks even better.

But when Si Haolan smiled, it was probably because he was in a bad mood. For example, now, he raised his arm and attacked the computer in front of him.

"What are you going to do? Destroying the system is a serious crime!"

Can he understand what it means to tell a villain that he is not guilty?

Si Haolan couldn't understand and didn't care at all. The computer knew that he was doomed and issued an alarm in despair.

Si Haolan smashed the system.

He had long been displeased with the system he spoke. He was so hungry that he had to listen to the system nagging endlessly, which was so noisy.

The hunger Si Haolan is, the more combat-effective he has. He can go to eat after smashing the system. He has to go on a hunger strike when he goes to the plot line, and he will beat him up.

The sharp alarm sounded constantly, and the host and the screen were destroyed and shining sparks emerged. Amid the alarm and current sound, the system's image fluctuated and gradually disappeared. Si Haolan was the only one left in the room again, and he could not notice that there was an electronic sound that kept talking just now.

Finally quiet.

Only then did Si Haolan happily opened the door and prepared to go to eat.

After he walked out of the room, the intermittent electronic sound rang again, sending out the final report.

"The villain Si Haolan was interfered with by the protagonist's halo attack in the original book world, causing irreversible damage to his brain, causing him to be poisoned by love. When he meets the target of love, he immediately produces a series of emotional reactions with blushing and heartbeat and fever, so he devoted him to Danmei novels, and the ultimate goal is to fall in love."

"Si Haolan destroyed the main system, and the system supervision performance failed. In order to check and balance its development, a forced surrender system was bound between Si Haolan and the villain Colin in the time travel novel. Si Haolan immediately felt sore when she met Colin, and her legs were weak and unable to resist."

Before the system dissipated, I thought proudly, let you beat me up, I have a way to retaliate, I will find another villain to deal with you
Chapter completed!
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