Chapter 6 Umbrella
Like a kitten's mouth...
Kitten's mouth...
kitten……
Xia Yuzhou was stunned when he heard someone say this first time. He took out the breakfast bun I just bought, stuffed it into his half-open mouth, and chewed it before he found his voice: "You are really good at speaking."
The students entered the classroom one after another.
In the first class in the early morning of college, many people would bring breakfast and finish it quickly before class. There were also more arrogant people who listened to the class while eating. However, this situation does not exist in the "iron-packing" class. You must eat it before the class bell rings and throw the packaging bag out.
A boy ran in panic and tripped by the steps at the door.
"Hey hey hey!" The boy squirted his arms quickly, striking wheels in the air like a propeller. His body stabilized, but the soy milk he was holding in his hand came out of his hand.
"Ah--" The girl in the front row screamed and hugged her head, and the soy milk cup wrapped in a plastic bag rushed straight into Xia Yuzhou's face.
"Bang!" A hand wearing gloves blocked Xia Yuzhou and steadily caught the speeding soy milk. This scene seemed to be in the passionate blood shocked everyone.
There was a moment of silence in the classroom.
"Damn?"
"Wow!"
Xia Yuzhou swallowed the bun in his mouth, took the cup of soy milk from Si Jun's hand, and whistled: "Cool!"
The wrestling boy ran over with a blushing face: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
Xia Yuzhou returned the soy milk to him: "Okay, buddy, you just made the move to rotate in the air at a fixed point, master."
"Hahaha..." The people in the classroom suddenly laughed.
The boy also laughed and sat down beside Xia Yuzhou: "My name is Cai Chengbi, a sophomore in clinical practice... Huh? Si Jun, you actually had breakfast, it's really rare."
Student Cai was halfway through his words, and saw the buns on the table, and looked at Si Jun who was slowly taking off his gloves and putting his textbooks in surprise.
"You two know each other?" Xia Yuzhou felt that the classmate's name sounded a little familiar.
"Well, from the same class. Do you two eat pickles? I took them in the breakfast shop. This pickles are so delicious." Cai Chengbi enthusiastically took out another pickles in a small plastic bag.
Si Jun shook his head slightly and said he would not eat it.
"You didn't have breakfast?" Xia Yuzhou asked him in a low voice.
Si Jun paused and showed him the empty packaging box: "I've eaten it." A small milk box was drunk cleanly, and even flattened and folded into squares and put them in a paper envelope.
"Why can you drink milk on an empty stomach? Come on, eat a bun." Xia Yuzhou picked up a small bun and stuffed it into Si Jun's hand without saying a word.
Si Jun looked at him, then looked at the steaming bun, and pursed his lips slightly.
"So it's you, brother!" Student Cai's eyes lit up when he saw the name in the textbook.
"ah?"
"You are Zhou Shu's brother, right? The brother of the Shu God, then I am also my brother!" As he said that, he asked Xia Yuzhou to eat pickles more enthusiastically and tried to contribute his own tea eggs.
"Oh, you're that dish...ah, classmate."
"That's right, I'm just that slut, hahaha!" Student Cai didn't care about his nickname and drank a few sips of soy milk.
The two were having a happy chat, but Si Jun next to him suddenly stood up, clenched his fists and frowned. Before Xia Yuzhou could react, he ran out of the classroom and headed straight for the bathroom.
Xia Yuzhou was startled and hurriedly followed him to take a look.
Si Jun obviously vomited, rinsed his mouth by the sink, held the countertop for a while, and then took out a handkerchief from his pocket to wipe his mouth.
"What's wrong?" Xia Yuzhou was shocked.
"There is garlic in the bun." Si Jun looked very uncomfortable, and his eyes were filled with physiological water vapor. It was only then that Xia Yuzhou noticed that the man's eyes were actually dark blue. After being covered with water vapor, it looked like a midsummer night sky washed by rain, so beautiful that it was so beautiful that people couldn't take their eyes open.
"You can't eat garlic?" Xia Yuzhou was the first time he saw a person who was so sensitive to garlic. It was not that he didn't like to eat it, but that he couldn't eat it and would vomit immediately after taking a bite.
In order to express his apology, Xia Yuzhou bought a bottle of yogurt from a vending machine for him. The class bell rang and he didn't give the other party time to refuse. He stuffed it into Si Jun's hand and grabbed his wrist and ran back all the way.
The teacher just stepped into the classroom, glared at the two people who were sitting in a panic, and slowly took out the roster.
"Iron Baogong" is well-known. There is no nonsense to say, so I will call it first. Click one and stand up and recognize the teacher's face. When all 44 students finish clicking, they will basically remember it all, which is very scary.
"Our class usually accounts for 50%, which is 50 points. If you miss a class, you will be deducted 10 points; if you hand in less homework, you will be deducted 20 points."
There was a sound of air pumping sound in the classroom. The usual courses account for no more than 40%, which is to leave room for those academic gods who can get high scores without attending classes. It would not work if they account for 50 points. If they miss classes for a certain number of times, they would fail the subject directly and they would not have to take the final exam.
Teacher Tie was very satisfied with the silent appearance of the students in the audience, so he turned on the multimedia device to start class.
The content of the first section of the elective course is mostly about explaining the significance of this course, with no point. Xia Yuzhou took advantage of the teacher's turn to tinker with the computer and quickly ate the buns, and then he started to feel sleepy after eating.
He has a very sleepy constitution and needs to sleep for more than ten hours a day, so he rarely chooses the first class in the morning. This class is the first class.
"Reproductive medicine has made outstanding contributions to the reproduction of human beings..."
The teacher's voice drifted farther and farther away. Various human organs, babies, cells, parameciums were fighting in front of her eyes and fell asleep unknowingly.
"Xia Yuzhou, tell me." A loud question pulled Xia Yuzhou back from the mud of paramecium.
"Reproductive medicine, your major, contact..." The nai pussy lowered her head and whispered to remind her.
"You are the only one who learns oral skills here, let's talk about it." The teacher raised his chin at him.
Xia Yuzhou stood up in a daze and shook his head: "The usefulness of reproductive medicine for learning the oral cavity is that the oral cavity is also a reproductive organ."
"Haha!" Someone couldn't help laughing, and stopped immediately after laughing twice. The classroom was so quiet that it was enough to hear the needle.
Tie Baogong pointed at him incredibly, his fingertips trembled: "What do you think of your mouth?"
Xia Yuzhou woke up instantly and coughed dryly: "Cough, it is not so classified in medicine, but it can be considered ethically. After all, people always have to kiss first before they can do something else. So, when opening a dental clinic in the future, I can use the knowledge of reproductive medicine to persuade patients to clean up their teeth, which is conducive to reproduction and reproduction."
"Puff...hahahahahahaha!"
The whole class could no longer control it, and the laughter almost knocked the roof down.
Tie Bao Gong turned into a black-faced man Bao Gong, pointed at him and shook for a while: "You, submit a report of no less than 10,000 words next week, and discuss in detail what organ the oral is! The discussion is not up to date, your usual score this semester is zero!"
“好的老师!”
Although the teacher was selfless, he still gave him a chance to save him. Otherwise, Xia Yuzhou would become the shame of failing the medical university directly in the first class, and it would be written into the school history and be admired by future generations.
Finally, when the get out of class was over, when he saw Si Jun start to sort out his things, Xia Yuzhou instantly threw the 10,000-word report behind his head. He was gloating and sat in place with one hand, wanting to see how this guy in a suit and tie and a bow tie carry the box of spray back.
Si Jun slowly packed the textbooks, took off his bow tie, folded them neatly and put them in his pocket.
"Why did you take it off?" Xia Yuzhou thought this person would wear it all the time.
Si Jun frowned slightly, not seeming to want to answer, but he still explained out of politeness: "Class is a formal occasion, but it is not after class."
He stood up, put on his gloves, hung his coat and a black straight-handled umbrella in his arms, and easily picked up the cardboard box with one hand.
"Brother Xia, I still have classes, so I'll leave first." Student Cai said hello and left, for fear that Xia Yuzhou would catch him and ask to share the paper.
There was no class in the second session of Si Jun and Xia Yuzhou, so they walked out of the teaching building together. Today was a sunny day, and the sun was shining brightly outside. Xia Yuzhou wore a mask in front of the teaching building, and tightened the hat on the hoodie, leaving only a pair of eyes exposed.
"Where are you going?" Si Jun quietly watched him finish a series of actions before asking.
"Go to the activity center." The cultural festival is about to begin. His sword dance program has not been arranged yet, so he has to hurry up and practice.
The activity center is specially built by the school for student activities. It has a sports hall, piano room, dance room, conference table and cafe. It is the most common place for students to visit except classrooms and dormitories.
"Can I invite you a cup of tea?" Si Jun said naturally, adding to Xia Yuzhou's shocked gaze, "Thank you for helping me receive the prize."
"Oh." Xia Yuzhou's mouth twitched. As his younger brother said, the man spoke in a medieval tone. It was such a simple thing to invite a classmate to drink a drink. He was so cunning that he said it was like an invitation to a date.
Si Jun handed over his arm with an umbrella and coat.
"What are you doing?" Xia Yuzhou was confused.
“帮我撑伞.”
“…”
“我紫外线过敏,不能晒太阳.”
Xia Yuzhou didn't know why he agreed. He held up the big black umbrella to cover the scorching sun and walked side by side on campus with Si Jun holding a cardboard box.
That night, a red post appeared on the BBS forum of Medical University, with the title very Hong Kong media style:
[Such defeated the election of Xia Yuzhou, the scenery is no longer there, and he became a school grass and umbrella!]
“嘿?”夏渝州被这标题气笑了.
When I clicked in, there was a picture of the two people's backs inside, and I couldn't help but ask questions.
[Fisher boat sings the bowl (me): Just holding an umbrella together, why are you my brother?]
[Aijun: I can see clearly upstairs that Sijun is taller than Xia Yuzhou. Normally, two people should be tall and holding umbrellas. Short ones are either bodyguards or followers.]
[The most handsome man in our state: oh oh oh oh oh, it’s all my fault that I didn’t send a vote for the state and made him bullied by Si Jun.]
No, it’s just a school grass selection, not a fight for the throne. Do you guys have the most?
Xia Yuzhou couldn't understand the ideas of these people. He rolled up his sleeves and prepared to fight with the idle people on the forum for 300 rounds. His phone suddenly rang and the caller ID was "Chief of the Art Troupe".
The leader's voice was abnormally excited: "Yuzhou! You know Si Jun, a clinical one!"
Xia Yuzhou: "I just met, what's wrong?"
The leader wished he could add five exclamation marks in one sentence: "You! Go! Go and invite him to participate in our Cultural Festival! Let him play the piano!"
Xia Yuzhou: "Ha? Isn't there anyone in our group who plays the piano? I can still take care of it if I don't help. Why do you have to find Si Jun?"
The leader of the group stamped his feet in a state of regret: "Do you know who he is? He played the piano and won the international award in the children's group at the age of 13. I heard that he was preparing for next year's Masters. If he won, he would be a world-class piano master! If he could be invited to play the piano, this cultural festival would beat the entire Yanjing university."
Xia Yuzhou smacked his lips: "Is it so exaggerated? He hasn't become a master yet. Besides, I'm not familiar with him."
Leader: "Why aren't you familiar with him? Haven't you held an umbrella for him?"
Chapter completed!