Chapter 74
When Xia Yuzhou heard the title of "Madam Lord", he couldn't help laughing and poked Si Jun's head with his finger: "I'm calling Madam Lord Lord Lord now, didn't he say that Madam Lord Lord lover?"
Si Jun was poked by him, but he didn't realize that he was bullied, but he was a little confused about why he was shaking and reached out to grab the armrest of the seat to stabilize his body. But because he couldn't see clearly, he grabbed Xia Yuzhou's hand several times and grabbed Xia Yuzhou's hand. He put his arm on very naturally, just like the empress dowager holding his arm by a palace maid.
Xia Yuzhou was so fun to watch, and couldn't help but tease him: "The Lord's wife should be in the same room as the Lord, why do you have to clean up another room? You two have to sleep together."
Si Jun shook his head, unable to control his strength and shook it exaggeratedly, like a dog scattering water droplets after taking a shower: "I'm angry with him and don't sleep with him."
Yohe! You've got some stuff! Xia Yuzhou chuckled and laughed: "Why are you angry with him?"
Si Jun: "He threw my chocolate."
Xia Yuzhou: "Is it just because of chocolate? He left without saying goodbye. He ran for five years without any news."
Si Jun couldn't think of what "farewell without saying a word", but he roughly knew what he was saying: "Ron, don't mention anything else. Let him make me chocolate and make thirty-six pieces, and I will forgive him."
Patients with confusing thinking are not confused at all when they mention the number 36, no more or less.
Xia Yuzhou was stunned. Why not mention anything else? Because he left without saying goodbye, he broke off diplomatic relations for five years, suspicion, Zhou Shu's rebuke and humiliation, any other contradiction is much more serious than throwing chocolate. Chocolate is the best solution, which means that it is easiest to reconcile.
"You..." Xia Yuzhou wanted to cry and laugh, and suddenly realized Si Jun's behavior pattern.
This person seems to have a particularly strange persistence. He never says what he wants, and will set an expectation of behavior for the other party. If the other party meets this expectation, he will act.
For example, he issued a task to Xia Yuzhou every day, asking him to give him chocolate. After he gave him enough 36 pieces, Si Jun would make up with Xia Yuzhou as before on the grounds of "Since you apologized so sincerely, I will forgive you."
For example, when he was in school, he studied with Xia Yuzhou every day. When Xia Yuzhou finally couldn't help but say that he was responsible, Si Jun appeared at the door of the classroom with red date tea the next day.
"Then, what will you say to him after forgiveing him?" Xia Yuzhou grabbed Si Jun's hair.
Si Jun was silent, not sure whether he was thinking or not understanding.
Xia Yuzhou waited patiently for a while, and before he could wait, he wanted to ask something else. Unexpectedly, Si Jun suddenly raised his hand to touch his face, and his movements were very slow. He shook it twice before he could touch it: "Don't be afraid, I've taken back the territory, no one can hurt you."
"Terminal..." Xia Yuzhou's breathing suddenly became rapid, "You mean, was this territory robbed for me?"
He had heard about the deeds of the youngest lord from no less than ten blood clans, and the contents were similar. The twenty-year-old young nobleman directly threw gloves at the head of the Sixteen clan and demanded the right of territory. He was so handsome and brave. But no one had ever said why he suddenly snatched territory.
Xia Yuzhou pinched Si Jun's shoulder and tried to ask a few more questions: "Who wants to hurt me? Why can you be fine if you steal the territory?"
However, after saying such a logical word, Si Jun began to be confused again and made a silent gesture to Xia Yuzhou not to speak. He looked left and right and asked nervously: "Where is this? Where is Yuzhou? I saw him just now."
"This is a dental clinic. You are here to extract your teeth. Sit down and don't move around." Xia Yuzhou had no choice but to continue coaxing him.
"Dentistry!" Si Jun widened his eyes, "Where is the doctor? I haven't extracted my teeth yet."
Because there was a lot of bleeding-stopping cotton stuffed in his mouth, his mouth couldn't close and saliva kept overflowing. Xia Yuzhou took two tissues and wiped the corners of his mouth. His tone became much gentler than before: "The doctor is busy coaxing his boyfriend."
Si Jun frowned, as if he was very dissatisfied with the doctor's behavior that was not professional and moral: "Then you go and remind him that Si Jun's teeth have not been removed yet."
Xia Yuzhou pretended to look at the treatment sheet: "Well, but the registration book says Si Junjun."
Si Jun was dull: "Nonsense, that's the name of the younger generation."
He took out his cell phone, turned on the camera function, and Xia Yuzhou cleared his throat: "Cough, say that, before Junjun's teeth were removed, the doctor came."
Si Jun frowned even more, looking very embarrassed.
"Tell me quickly, otherwise your anesthetic force will be over." Xia Yuzhou urged with a muffled smile.
The Lord Lord hesitated for a while and said reluctantly: "Junjun's teeth..."
"Hahahaha!" Before Si Jun could speak, Xia Yuzhou could no longer control himself and praised Si Jun's face with one hand, "Little Junjun is so good, the doctor will pull your teeth out immediately. Come on, kiss me brother."
Junjun accepted the praise, but refused to kiss because kissing was a serious matter: "No."
Xia Yuzhou: "I am Xia Yuzhou."
Si Jun hesitated for a moment: "That's OK."
"My Buddha God, the Dark God!" Xia Yuzhou covered his heart, "No, I am a dentist with professional ethics, and I must not molest patients!"
Intravenous anesthetics, they woke up quickly.
When Si Jun woke up, it was just lunch time.
Si Jun sat up and the pain caused by the disappearance of anesthetics made people wake up quickly. The old but clean room with complete furniture and simple decorations. The place where he woke up was not a diagnosis and treatment desk, but a bedroom in Xia Yuzhou.
When he was in college, Xia Yuzhou once brought him here and was lucky enough to enter this room.
The room at that time was much messy than now. There were basketballs, footballs, remote control cars, gadgets on the bookshelf, and celebrity posters on the walls. The posters were still stacked. It is said that the female stars were posted before. After they were together, Xia Yuzhou realized that he was a gay man, so he changed to a male star. However, Xia Yuzhou's aesthetic is really not satisfactory. The male star he posted was a famous comedian.
"Comics are also stars." Xia Yuzhou explained so.
Now there are only a few books on the bookshelf, and all the messy gadgets are gone. Fortunately, the poster posted on the wall is still there, and the comedian is wearing a jacket, holding a quick-paced hand, grinning at him.
Si Jun walked over, hesitated for a moment, and gently lifted the poster without tape. He suddenly wondered who the female star this guy liked when he was in high school.
The poster raised a corner, revealing a chubby and festive face with dimples - a famous female comedian.
Si Jun: "..."
OK.
When Si Jun left the bedroom, he didn't see Xia Yuzhou, so he went to the bathroom to clean his hands and faces. When he came to the living room, he respectfully put a incense stick on Xia's mother.
The sound of "thump" upstairs came. Si Jun turned around and saw Xia Yuzhou coming up with a glass of water.
"You are awake!" Xia Yuzhou came over, "Seeing that you are not sleeping well, I will carry you upstairs." While the anesthetic was not awake, he had to take care of him at all times. He just went downstairs to get a glass of water, and the man woke up.
Carry upstairs...
Si Jun subconsciously wanted to pursed his lips, but found that his lips could not be closed, so he had to give up.
"I still want to scare you, I forgot that you have been here," Xia Yuzhou looked at the incense of blue smoke, "My mother must be very happy to see you."
That weekend, my father's clinic was doing an activity and asked him to go home to help. It was during the passionate love that Xia Yuzhou was reluctant to part with Si Jun, so he took the person home and told his parents that he was the best friend in the school.
"My mother likes you so much, and she also makes you a hairy blood that doesn't add garlic." Xia Yuzhou smacked her lips.
Children as polite, not talk much, and learn well are the favorite types of all parents. Especially this person is beautiful, and was placed at Xia Yuzhou at the door that day to attract customers, which greatly increased the traffic.
Xia’s mother didn’t go to work, so she pulled Si Jun to chat for a while. When she learned that he could not eat garlic, she also made Mao Xuewang, which was not garlic. The Mao Xuewang she made was a masterpiece, and she forced three blood clans who didn’t like to eat and became foodies.
Si Jun nodded in agreement. It was the first time he had eaten Maoxuewang in his life and thought it was extremely delicious.
However, Zhou Shu, who was used to eating garlic, blood-haired and strong, was very unhappy. He said that it was a bit fishy to not add garlic, but was blocked by Xia's mother with blood tofu and asked him to learn to accommodate customers. Perhaps the brother-in-law's dissatisfaction with him began to accumulate from that time.
"Hahaha, listen to his nonsense, he was so happy to drink blood, but he was afraid of blood?" Xia Yuzhou pulled Si Jun downstairs, took out the cotton from his mouth, and replaced it with a lighter hemostatic substance.
The blood exuded an irresistible sweet smell, which made Xia Yuzhou's stomach growl.
Si Jun was pinching his chin to change the dressings. When he heard this sound, he couldn't help but look up at him.
"Well, it's time for dinner, don't be afraid, I don't want to eat it." Xia Yuzhou quickly explained.
He was holding a bucket of instant noodles and sucking happily when he heard this. Before Xia Yuzhou turned around, he immediately left the gossip scene and squatted on the sofa to have a delicious noodles.
Seeing that he was so delicious, He Qing leaned over to try it, but the child ruthlessly refused and tightly protected the fork in his hand: "You eat meat, but my family eats pure vegetarian food."
The meaning is very obvious, and I don’t want my fork to smell human blood.
He Qing curled his lips and changed to a girlish Bamo and said, "Tsk, I won't eat it. If you eat too much instant noodles, you will become stupid."
Chen Mo looked at the noodles in the bowl full of industrial flavor and hesitated.
"Son, stop eating, let's eat something delicious." Xia Yuzhou pulled Si Jun, who had changed the medicine, out and stopped his son from continuing to eat instant noodles.
"Okay," Chen Mo immediately put down the bowl, "Let's go and eat Mao Xuewang!"
Si Jun's eyes also lit up, and he looked at Xia Yuzhou expectantly.
"What are you going to eat? You have to eat liquid food," Xia Yuzhou immediately extinguished this dangerous idea in the cradle, "Let's go to drink porridge."
Chen Mo picked up the foam noodles again and took a big mouthful: "Well, I'll eat noodles."
Xia Yuzhou: "Aren't you afraid of your IQ decreasing?"
Chen Mo: "If my IQ is 180, if it drops to 179, it will be barely enough."
Chapter completed!