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23, Chapter 23(1/2)

He said for a while: "...It's not so exaggerating."

"Wow, I shouldn't call you brother." One of the girls said, "You sound younger than me, are you an adult?"

"Are you an adult." Yu Yan asked, "Do you play?"

Tuantuan hurriedly said, "I'll start it right away."

As soon as he entered the game, the takeaway arrived. Yu Yan came back with the takeaway and saw his game character standing in the Quality Square and being beaten by three young ladies.

Number One: "Little brother, why don't you talk? Where can we dance?"

No. 2: "The PC game is too unkind. Why don't you learn to play a skydiving and follow it with your mobile game? I always fly slowly than others. I die in the sky every day, and I'm so annoyed."

No. 1: "Little brother, your clothes are too ugly, call me sister, I'll buy you a beautiful set."

Tuantuan said, "Okay, please calm down a little, he was so scared that he stopped talking by you."

“…”

Even though he had been a companion before, he had never seen this situation. "Sorry, I just went to get breakfast. You can dance wherever you want, punctuate it."

Tuantuan said: "Can you choose places with fewer people? We are not very good at playing."

"good."

Finally, the choice fell on zharki. Yu Yanbian calculated the time to open a high umbrella and slowly floated while eating fried dough sticks.

After a while, he found something was wrong - there was no parachute sign in front of the teammate's logo in the lower left corner.

He asked, "Didn't you open a high umbrella?"

Question No. 1: "What is it to open a high umbrella?"

No. 2: Don't know."

Tuantuan: "I'll take a Baidu page."

No. 1: "Don't waste your energy, we won't learn it even if we have Baidu."

“…”

The barrage has long been laughing crazy.

[Why are these young ladies so funny hahaha]

[Nonsense, all three are entertainment anchors, two of them are from emotional radio stations. Give them a stage and they can give you a crosstalk.]

【I remember that the boss doesn’t seem to be able to jump high umbrellas!】

As soon as Yi Chen entered the live broadcast room, he saw his id appear in the barrage.

There was a rare meeting today. After reading the information, he opened the live webpage. This was the first time he used the computer in the company's office to open something that had nothing to do with his work.

He is the archangel of this live broadcast room. There will be prompts when entering the live broadcast room, but because the barrage is flooding the screen too hard, the prompts will be quickly swept to the top and almost no one can see them.

"It's okay." Yu Yan said with some helpless smile and marked a point on the map, "Jump here, this is a fixed car brushing point, let's drive over."

So I settled down like this, almost reaching the punctuation area, and No. 1 suddenly shouted: "Oh, I floated by, floated by - I fucked there were three people in front, it seemed to be from the same team! What should I do! What should I do!!!"

"Really? Don't be afraid, sisters are here!" No. 2 immediately controlled the umbrella and flew towards No. 1, "Little brother, come here quickly! Fuck them to death!"

Yu Yanzheng was biting the fried dough sticks, and at this time he was controlling the mouse and keyboard and had no time to take it down, so he had to respond vaguely: "Come on..."

Tuantuan: "You speak a little bit lightly?"

"Live in the umami sticks..."

"What's the thing?" No. 1 ran back as soon as it landed. The three people behind her didn't think about it and immediately followed her, "Your sister has been chased so much, are you still eating fried dough sticks?"

"Come on! If I can walk to zharki alive, I will immediately agree to you! Let's have a passionate sister-brother relationship!!"

“…”

On the screen, Yu Yanna's game character who was originally running suddenly slowed down.

【???

【I'm so fucking laughing hahahahaha!!】

[The anchor was already very fast, but hesitated when he heard this hahaha]

No. 1 was eager to escape, and kept staring at Yu Yan's location on the map: "What's wrong with you, little brother?"

Yu Yan then came to his senses and continued to sprint: "...Here is here."

Yi Chen couldn't help it and laughed out from the corner of his mouth.

He felt that the little anchor was like Tang Seng who had accidentally entered a pansi cave, and he could feel his helplessness through the screen.

Number One ran and finally met his teammates.

Yu Yan rushed straight past No. 1 and punched the enemy behind her in the face!

The opponent immediately wanted to fight back, but he turned around and avoided it. The others arrived one after another. No. 1 was not afraid of his teammates - they usually didn't know how to shoot, so who can't do it?!

"Let you chase me, let you chase me!" No. 1 muttered while waving his fist.

"Let you hit my sister...Oh!" Tuantuan just swung two punches and was beaten to death by the two people on the other side.

Yu Yan took the time and said, "It's okay, you climb farther away. They want to help their teammates, and they dare not chase you and make up for it..."

Before he could finish his words, a sweet and greasy voice started.

"Little brother, little brother..." Tuantuan turned on the full screen voice, his voice was weak and aggrieved, "Don't kill me, can I still want to play..."

"Damn, you dare to use this trick." No. 1 said, "I'm not afraid of a girl on the other side, you'll be even more harsh."

"I can delay time even if it's a girl." Tuantuan finished speaking, and continued to turn on the full-screen microphone, "Wuwuwu, isn't it too much for you to hit me?"

【After learning, I just want to have a loli sound.】

[Are these female anchors so funny usually??]

The number of people in the live broadcast room was increasing, and the fans of the three female anchors rushed over after hearing the news. The barrage was filled with the screen, and basically they were occupied by "hahaha" and "???".

Unfortunately, the other party was indifferent and still chased them without saying a word. Several girls were not very good at hiding down and jumping, and they were immediately knocked down by the other party, leaving him and Tuantuan still breathing.

Fortunately, Yu Yan also took advantage of this time to knock down two of them. Just as he was about to attack the last survivor, gunshots suddenly came from behind him, and they fell down and were immediately killed by the other party.

The enemy's teammates actually came with guns!!

Yu Yan was stunned and turned around and ran away without hesitation.

No. 1 couldn't help it and started to speak, "If you want to punch, just punch. What kind of hero is a hero who is carrying a gun?!"

Unexpectedly, there was an echo on the opposite side.

The man's rough voice came out: "Fuck? We just blocked the full screen voice, and there is actually a girl in your team!!!"

This passionate tone and incredible tone, you will know that there are no girls in the opposite team.

Immediately afterwards, the person who came with the gun also spoke: "I'm dizzy... I'm sorry, I didn't know before." His gun still pointed at Yu Yan.

Tuantuan: "Wow, you are so cruel. I have been begging for a long time!"

The man said with regret: "Oh, we are not destined to be together."

The gunshot sounded again, Yu Yan was shot, and the game characters were left with the last trace of blood.

Without thinking, he blurted out his voice, and his voice was pressed thinly and softly by him: "Wait, wait a moment--little brother..."

【?】

【???

The barrage exploded/exploded directly, and the entire screen was filled with question marks.

Yu Yan pretended not to see it, and continued to pinch his throat and said, "They have no fate with you, I, I have a fate with you! Don't ejaculate me..."

【????True PUBG.】

【…Awesome Hahahahahahahahaha】

[The anchor is a werewolf!]

【I'm updated.】

Yi Chen: "…"

His smile could no longer be concealed, and he followed the barrage friends to raise questions together.

"Fuck me."

This soft and weak voice, without being too coquettish, hit the heart of the gun-carrying brother!

"Miss, don't run away, I won't cum, I won't cum..."

[The live broadcast content is too erotic and reported.]

"Then don't chase me." Yu Yan said, "I'm all in vain!"

"No, Miss, I'll give you a first aid kit, don't run away!"

"Really? You won't give it to your teammates?"
To be continued...
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