Chapter 015 My Wife is a Koi
Li Yishu was so happy that he quickly took a photo of the special prize in mobile phone and posted it on Weibo: [My wife must be reincarnated as a koi. If you buy a mobile phone, you will win the special prize. It's amazing!]
Whether it is black fans or red fans, everything pops up immediately: [My good friend, when will the black material master get married?!]
【Wait, doesn’t he like men?】
[Ph! Who said he likes men? He is alone.]
【Although I am a black fan, I want to say - Can anyone tell me what happened? 】
【It can’t be a Ma Mei, right?
[Damn it?! That bitch? Should the black-maker still be in the entertainment industry? Didn’t that woman be banned?]
【Don't know, wait for the truth.】
[Watch and eat melons.]
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After Li Yishu posted on Weibo, he didn't care anymore, but happily taught Jiang Xiaotu how to use her mobile phone.
He found that this girl seemed to be unable to use this thing at all, just like she had "amnesia". She took it in her hand and prepared to put it in her pocket. She had to install a card in her new phone, dear.
"Wait a minute, you haven't installed the card yet."
Card? What is that?
Jiang Xiaotu silently returned the phone to him: "...lost it."
"I know that your phone is lost and stuck in your phone. Of course, it is lost together. What is your number? You can help you re-issue it." Turning around, he asked the waiter in the store, right?
The waiter nodded.
Jiang Xiaotu looked innocent: "Forgot."
"No, you can't even memorize your own mobile phone number?" Li Yishu was a little incredible.
Jiang Xiaotu, who has no idea what the mobile phone card is, pretends to be stupid: "..."
"Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, your memory is really... As expected, my previous premonition was correct. The property book, bank card, and self-certificate at home would definitely be able to hold you, but it would be more reliable for me to carry it." Li Yishu took out her ID card from her pocket and asked the waiter in the store to come with the new card.
During the whole process, Jiang Xiaotu stopped talking and watched silently.
What Li Yishu asked her to do, she would do whatever she wanted, sign and pick up the number, and the waiter helped her put her mobile phone card into her mobile phone.
"I remember this time that your mobile phone number is 139xxxxxxxxx, my mobile phone number is 187XXXXXXXX. I saved it for you and set a shortcut key. If you want to call me in the future, just press this number..." Li Yishu also told her that he also stored her number in his mobile phone and set a shortcut key with the same number.
In this way, there is no need to be so troublesome when calling the other person in the future.
The waiter reminded next to him: "Mr. Li, Mrs. Li, do you want to consider the family package?"
When Li Yishu heard the title of "Madam Li", he smiled as if he was blooming, and was very happy: "If you want it, of course you have to. Hey, let me ask you, how do you see that we are husband and wife? Do you think we are particularly married?"
Waiter: "..." Even a fool knows when he talks about his wife.
Li Yishu, regardless of whether the waiter admitted it or not, happily came to Jiang Xiaotu: "Have you heard that, wife, she must think that we are married, so she will call you Mrs. Li."
Jiang Xiaotu: "Oh."
It is enough to buy a new mobile phone and feel like you are showing off your food. The people in the whole store are almost stuffed by him and forget about their lives.
It would be fine if the mobile phone is a couple phone. I bought a mobile phone doll and specially picked a couple ornament. I chose the other side and said disgusted: "The service here is really bad. Mobile phone ornaments cannot be customized. Isn't it the same for anyone to take it out? Then I want to choose one that matches my wife. Once I take it out, everyone will have it. Who matches my wife?"
waiter:"……"
It was a film and a mobile phone accessories, so I just pasted a line of words on Jiang Xiaotu's mobile phone: Li Yishu's wife; on his mobile phone, he posted it: Jiang Xiaotu's husband.
"Nothing is there? Your service is really bad! Who will buy a mobile phone and don't want to be in one step? This is not, that is not, I have to go to several places with just one mobile phone. Are you tired?" Li Yishu despised him.
The waiter couldn't bear it anymore: "...behind this street is the commercial street, and there is a store specially decorated with mobile phones."
"Then you said it earlier?"
waiter:"……"
"Wife, let's go, let's buy a beautiful shell for your mobile phone. I tell you that you need to have skills in choosing shells. Not only should the patterns be in line with your aesthetics, but you also need to pay attention to how it dissipates heat..." Li Yishu said a lot about mobile phones.
It was enough for a group of people from the column team to follow. Why didn’t they know that this black material king could say so? He said endlessly along the way, and could say anything. Didn’t he see that Miss Jiang Xiaotu didn’t say much?
Fortunately, this is just a recording of the show. If I really live with such a man in the future, I'm afraid...
There are people "Bala" next to their ears every day, and it is a terrible thing to think about it!
As for Yu Jiang Xiaotu himself: Oh, it turns out that there are so many things to pay attention to when surviving in this world?
Well, write it down.
No wonder the master always said before, "It is better to practice for a thousand years than to practice for a hundred years." It seems that it makes sense.
Look at how many years she has been with her master, and she still does her homework before going out. She doesn’t expect that she will be “classed” on the first day she came to this world, which is a big eye-opener.
While listening to Li Yishu's nagging, he also looked around and listened to all directions.
There are a lot of people on the commercial street, especially today's weather, with sunny and weekends again, so there are a lot of people going out to shop.
The crowd was bustling, and at first glance, there was almost no head.
Erkang's hand from the column team: Wait, Brother Li, you went to the wrong place. We are recording the show now, but you forgot, right? Also, you ran to a place with so many people in this identity, for fear that fans will not recognize it, right? Then will we still be able to take pictures?
"Wow! So many people, my wife, I tell you, I haven't gone shopping like this for a long time. Since becoming a star, I have to wear a mask when I go out, for fear of being recognized. Forget one or two, if you come over and ask you to sign something, you have to go crazy..." Balabala began to tell the story of his experience of being recognized by a group of fans, chasing and blocking him and asking for a photo.
It can only be described in one word, that is miserable - like a thief who was discovered, people can chase him wherever he runs.
Jiang Xiaotu looked around and seemed to be someone recognizing Li Yishu's face. She discussed with the people around her in confusion whether to come over to confirm.
She thought about it and decided not to be a "thief" who was chased.
He silently cast a spell, which not only blurred Li Yishu's face, but also blurred the presence of the entire column group.
"Suspicious? Strange, what did I tell you just now?" Passerby A.
Passerby B also looked puzzled: "I don't know, are you talking to me just now?"
Passerby A touched his head: "Maybe I'm confused, I won't say it anymore. I'll tell you that the food in that restaurant over there is very delicious. I'll take you to taste it later."
Passerby B nodded: "Yes, OK."
Chapter completed!