"If you don't want to get up, you don't want to get up. Do you need to find so many excuses?" Jiang Xiaotu was helpless.

Li Yishu's expression was innocent, "But aren't you also looking for excuses to get up?"

"I'm looking for so many excuses, but don't you think we've been in bed for too long? Do you want our honeymoon to be spent in bed? Didn't you say you wanted to create beautiful memories before? This is the memory you gave me?"

Li Yishu hugged her a little embarrassedly, and rubbed her, "Wife~ I was wrong, I said I wanted to stay with you for a while. As long as I leave this door, there will be many people outside robbing you from me, and I don't want to go out..."

Jiang Xiaotu was a little funny, "Who would steal from you? I heard that you accepted the apprentice or the outer disciples I accepted? It is impossible for us to never go out to see people in our lives. Okay, I am your wife, who can steal me away?"

He lit up his forehead, "Don't always act like this. You are a man, not a girl."

Li Yishu was dissatisfied. "Who said that boys can't act coquettishly? I just like to act coquettishly. What's wrong? It's natural for me to act coquettishly with my wife. Those who have opinions about me will definitely not be able to eat grapes and say that the grapes are sour. Can you envy, jealous, hate me?"

"Yes, yes, what you said makes sense. What you said is right, but can we get up?" Jiang Xiaotu did not forget her ultimate goal.

Li Yishu also knew that staying in the room like this was not a solution. He had completely ruined his wife these days - covering his face, he had never been so homesick before.

The reason why Li Yishu suddenly became so homeless now is definitely his wife’s fault. If you get such a white and tender wife, why don’t you stay at home and hug them, why run out?

"Yes." Yiyi let someone get up uncomfortable.

"I'll go take a shower first, and we'll go out for a walk later."

"good."

After Jiang Xiaotu got out of bed, Li Yishu felt bored and took out his phone. Of course, he didn't go to other people's Weibo, but picked a picture of his wedding photo with his wife and posted it on Weibo, with the caption [The happiest thing in marriage is to stay in bed openly. He held his wife's waist and shouted that I think we can sleep for another five hundred years!]

It can be seen how popular the Black Material King is now. Just after I sent it out, a large group of diving parties emerged and jumped out.

[Ahhhhhh...Li Yishu's love changed, he made a secret appointment with his little lover, and his wife burst into tears.]

[So dirty?! The black material king is shameless, and the Internet is publicly dirty.]

【Sleep for another five hundred years? Hehehe... It seems I understand.】

【With a smirk, do you guess who he is holding?】

[Oh, honeymooners, don’t show off their dog food, I want to report it! Shushu, someone here abuses dogs, come quickly!]

[Yeah... Li Yishu has contracted the dog food for a year. I want to turn to black and black...]

Li Yishu looked at their comments and kept laughing. Hahahaha... I used to be so angry that I was so angry that I was afraid that he would scold me, so I never allowed him to reply to fans privately (whether they were black fans or true fans).

Now seeing them all furious and threatening to cause trouble for him, he felt very cola--it was finally my turn to turn over, and you were so angry!

Li Yishu was in a very good mood and specially selected several replies [Jealousy is useless, this is the difference between having a wife and not having a wife.]

[Oh! Shushu doesn't have time to care about you. We are legal dog abuse, understand?]

[Come on, if it is turned into darkness because of envy, jealousy, and hatred, I can only say that the storm can be more violent!]

...

As I went back, I found someone came over to ask him [Do I know your wife Jiang Xiaotu’s Weibo is very magical? Please bring the “9” peach blossom talisman to save the single dog.]

Below are nine online cases that are said to have successfully rescued themselves after forwarding the Peach Blossom Talisman and seek certification.

"Suspicious?" Li Yishu felt a little surprised, so he quickly clicked on Jiang Xiaotu's Weibo and took a look. He suggested that someone was "forwarding Koi with a prize".

However, at that time, Jiang Xiaotu received a lot of attention except because she was his wife, but nothing else changed.

But this wave of fans seems to have nothing to do with him?

Seeing the netizens who "showed their words", his fingers itched and went back one by one, with the caption [Congratulations! Remember to continue to follow ~ There is a surprise!]

The fans were very sharp-eyed and screamed [Ahhhhhhh...Is this claiming?]

[Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! The black material king claimed that his wife was a magician! Suddenly he felt that some truth was, such as some criminals whom someone had suddenly found on Weibo... I personally think that his wife Jiang Xiaotu should join the relevant departments and make good use of her remaining energy?]

[I looked confused and said, what are you talking about? Can anyone tell me? I just came back from the country, how do I feel that the world is changing so quickly?]

[Don't be anxious, there is a special post, here's the address. Please accept it, no thanks, I am.]

[The clue of the incident is like this (1) Suddenly one day, the black material king got married; (2) Suddenly one day, the black material king broke out, and posted ten black fans on Weibo, finding out ten suspects; (3) Suddenly one day, the black material king claimed that his wife was a magician; (4) Suddenly one day, the black material king fans were crazy - reposting koi...]

Li Yishu held his cell phone and kept laughing there, "Hahahaha... Why are these guys so talented?"

He also ran to the so-called special post and stepped on it. But soon, his action was discovered by sharp-eyed netizens and directly took a screenshot on the Internet, indicating that our post had just been "officially claimed" by someone.

Jiang Xiaotu came out of the bathroom and saw this scene. She raised her eyebrows and said, "Are you cramps?"

"Hahaha... Wife, I tell you, you're angry!" He got out of bed with his cell phone and pointed it out to her.

Jiang Xiaotu glanced at his almost unclothed body, "Do you want to put it on first?"

As he said that, his eyes slid over the phone in his hand and he immediately knew what was going on.

In fact, it’s time to become popular, but she calculated it specifically, avoided several time points that might be noticed, and specially selected some time periods that are not very touching the public’s nerves.

Her purpose is not to make more people pay attention to themselves, but to make it available to those who really need it.

Of course, she would do this, and was also doing an experiment. She wanted to determine whether she could gain more merit in this way.

Merit is hard to come by. When you force it to force it, doing good things becomes an extremely utilitarian thing, and it loses its original taste, and no matter how many good things you do, it has no meaning. And when you don’t force it and do it very casually, it often achieves the miracle effect of twice the result with half the effort.

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Chapter completed!