Chapter 178(1/2)
Behind Zhang Xiaokun, a smile appeared on Liu Ruyan's face.
"Boss, boss, where are you going?"
Zhang Xiaokun's driver, Monk Zhang Er, was confused and did not know why the boss left the other party in a daze after looking at the beautiful beauty.
Didn’t I just swear to win over the other party? Why did I suddenly give up?
Have you shifted a new goal?
Wouldn't that be a pity? I don't want such a beautiful beauty. It's like giving up the opportunity to win the first-class lottery.
How could he know that Liu Ruyan was a supernatural person.
By exerting superpowers, Zhang Xiaokun's consciousness was controlled.
If you bump into Liu Ruyan, Zhang Xiaokun is also unlucky.
The driver hurriedly chased after him, but Zhang Xiaokun ignored him and walked firmly towards the destination.
Seven or eight minutes later, a beautiful girl suddenly screamed in the women's bathroom on the first floor of the teaching building. "Ah... there is a pervert..." The soprano-like high voice attracted everyone instantly... When Zhang Xiaokun regained his consciousness, he was being pushed to the ground by two strong male security guards. The security guards shouted loudly while beating: "Little bastard, dare to run to the women's bathroom to act like a hooligan." "Stinky hooligan, big bastard, actually wants to take advantage of others. I was almost molested by him. They were so scared."
A fat girl with thicker calf than Zhang Xiaokun's waist said with an exaggerated expression while wiping tears. Zhang Xiaokun was speechless. He would rather be a bachelor for the rest of his life than touch such a girl.
What he wondered was how he ran into the women's bathroom in a daze.
I was clearly talking to a stunning beauty just now.
It's really a ghost!
Zhang Xiaokun blamed the driver: "Why don't you stop me?"
The other party responded with a sad face: "Boss, you are going to go to the women's bathroom by chance. As soon as I stopped you, you bit me."
He showed Zhang Xiaokun the bite marks on his arms, which was so bloody that it was shocking.
Zhang Xiaokun looked around and asked, "Where is the beauty just now?"
"I don't know where I went."
The driver told everything he saw.
"You won't ask her for a contact information?"
Zhang Xiaokun roared in a furious manner.
The driver replied in a daze: "Forgot."
"What a waste!"
At this time, many boys in the corridor ran in one direction.
Some of them shouted as they ran, "I want to be the little prince who picked up girls."
Zhang Xiaokun stopped someone and asked curiously: "What happened?"
"Don't you know, Professor Ye, the master of Love Saint, came to our school to give a speech."
"Master of Love Saint?"
"Yes, he will teach you the secrets to pick up girls."
"Boss, let's go and listen to it, learn some experience."
The driver was immediately excited when he heard this.
Zhang Xiaokun nodded. Recently, he failed to pick up girls one after another, so he became suspicious of himself. He might not be sure that the Master of Love Saint would give him some advice.
He hurriedly followed the flowing crowd.
Outside the corridor, Tian Yu set up a table, picked up a loudspeaker, and said, "Don't squeeze everyone, come one by one, just take the secret to picking up girls home, just five or eight, all kinds of beauties are for you to play with, five hundred and eight, you can't buy planes or cannons, but it can help you fire at the beauties quickly!"
Tian Yu's inspiring voice and tempting lines immediately made many boys feel excited.
"Six hundred yuan, don't need to find it, let me in."
A short boy took out his wallet and handed over six red bills.
Due to his size, he has not been in love for one-third of his life. His face is full of acne and a big slut, and even if he takes coptis chinensis, he will not be effective.
"Okay."
Tian Yu began to let go.
"Did you explain how to pursue a man?"
Another sissy boy asked.
Tian Yu smiled and said, "Yes, of course there are. Whether it is the opposite sex or the same sex, Master Ye can teach you how to get it."
"Okay, this is my class fee."
The boy paid the money readily.
The unprecedented enthusiasm of the students and the continuous thunderous applause in the classroom aroused Zhang Xiaokun's interest. He said to the driver: "You are waiting for me outside, and I will go in and listen to the class."
The driver begged: "Boss, can you please sign up for me?"
"Do you know that picking up girls will affect your job? Just drive your car well."
Zhang Xiaokun rejected the other party's request.
The driver expressed his dissatisfaction in his heart. Humph, he couldn't bear to spend this little money, no wonder he couldn't pick up girls.
After Zhang Xiaokun paid the money, he finally squeezed from the dense crowd to the back door of the classroom. It was already crowded with people inside and could not move forward.
He looked closely and almost fainted.
Isn’t the so-called Master of Love Saint, this damn Ye Fan?
Why did he come here to give a speech? He dared to charge a lecture fee of 588 yuan, which was simply a rude blackmail!
"He is a big fool!"
Zhang Xiaokun couldn't help but shout.
"If you don't listen, get out. Don't slander Professor Ye!"
A man said angrily.
Soon, many boys supported Ye Fan.
"Yes, listening to your words is better than reading for ten years. Thanks to me today I will listen to Professor Ye's speech, otherwise I will be in vain in my life."
"Everyone, calm down." Ye Fan looked at Zhang Xiaokun and laughed, "This man is right. I am actually a big fool. However, in the process of falling in love, men should maintain the spirit of fooling themselves and try their best to make girls happy, because they are auditory animals, and they prefer sweet words compared to men."
"good!"
Yang Dongdong stood up excitedly and took the lead in applauding.
Hundreds of boys stood up together, their eyes full of praise and worship.
Zhang Xiaokun was really puzzled. Didn’t Ye Fan be detained in prison not long ago? Why did he suddenly appear at Tenglan University? What ability did he rely on to build the relationship between the police station and thus restore his freedom?
For Zhang Xiaokun, Ye Fan's reappearance is definitely not good news. The other party is undoubtedly a nightmare for him.
"Let's continue to explain the details of this pick-up girl," said Ye Fan. "When we pursue a high-quality girl, we must understand the situation of many affectionate enemies. Only by knowing ourselves and the others can we win every battle."
"For example, this gentleman must be a veritable tall, rich and handsome man, and the prince charming in the minds of many girls. Then why did he fail to pick up girls?"
"Why?"
Many urgent inquiries sounded from the audience.
"Because he made the serious mistake of ignoring his rival and making the wrong judgment on the situation, which led to the failure of his plan to pick up girls."
"It makes sense. Professor Ye really pointed out the problem to the point."
A boy couldn't help but flatter.
"Young man, you have a lot of promise. I will teach you how to play school beauties."
"Ah..." The other party was flattered and his face was rosy with an excited expression, "Is it really...really?"
"Of course."
"But as far as I know, all the four major school beauties of Tenglan University have been attracted by you. I don't dare to compete with you for horses."
Ye Fan smiled slightly: "This concept of school beauty is relative. You need to have a pair of eyes to discover beauty. In fact, many girls' faces are no worse than school beauty, but they will not receive so much attention from the opposite sex. You just need to take advantage of the situation and ask about your well-being, and it is easy to capture the other party's fortress in one fell swoop."
The boy suddenly realized: "It's reasonable, I've been taught."
In the classroom, many boys were dancing and flew, taking notes, pricking up their ears and listening carefully, and refused to let go of any key points to pick up girls.
Their biggest feeling in this class is that they have benefited a lot!
Another boy stood up and consulted carefully: "Professor Ye, I want to ask how to change my heart by abandoning me."
"This classmate, I'll give you a word. There are two things you don't have to miss, the shit you pull out and the people who leave you!"
Zhang Xiaokun curled his lips disdainfully: "I'm talking nonsense."
Seeing that Zhang Xiaokun smashed his place repeatedly, facing this ungrateful guy, Ye Fan pointed at the other party: "If you pretend to be a comparison, I will sentence you to no wife."
Then he smiled and said, "It's my wife's wife."
To be continued...