Chapter 258 Century Guinness Book of Records(1/2)
Lin Wan'er finds it difficult to understand a man's thinking. She doesn't care about face to this extent. She has to decide the winner, let alone the extremely ridiculous peeing game.
She turned around and wanted to leave: "You guys keep playing, I'll go down first."
Ye Fan smiled and stopped him: "Don't, Wan'er, Mr. Chen is about to create a miracle, you must witness it."
Lin Wan'er's face turned slightly red: "Captain Ye, please be serious and let me witness you peeing. It seems inappropriate."
"Don't worry, our backs are facing you."
"Oh, if that's the case, you can consider it."
She was mainly worried that once she left, Chen Lingxiao would play tricks with Ye Fan.
"Captain, I'm optimistic about you!"
Xie Xiaotian took the lead in showing support.
Sun Yi and Jia Liang undoubtedly jumped to Chen Lingxiao's side and shouted a slogan of support.
"Mr. Chen, you are the strongest, you will never fall like a tiger or wolf all night."
"Mr. Chen, you are the best, the lady is crazy for you."
Ye Fan smiled slightly: "Mr. Chen, when will it start?"
Chen Lingxiao had been urinating frequently, and he had just fucked another bottle of water, and now the urge to urinate has already come. Otherwise, why would his face be so red again?
"How about starting now."
He couldn't wait to say, if he kept holding on like this, he might have to wet his pants.
"Ivy's land, are you ready?"
Ye Fan asked his colleagues in the Security Department.
"Okay, Captain Ye, you guys start."
After a while, Ye Fan and Chen Lingxiao stood seven or eight meters near the edge of the rooftop, with their backs facing Lin Wan'er.
"drop……"
With a whistle sounding from Xie Xiaotian's mouth, the two began to urinate.
"Wow..."
The turbulent sound of water flowing in front of Ye Fan was heard, which made people think of the water in a small river.
Chen Lingxiao was very quiet.
Ye Fan looked back and couldn't help but smile and said, "Good guy, Mr. Chen, you are still suffering from urine waiting."
Behind him, the group of security guards couldn't help but cover their mouths and laughed secretly.
Seeing the laughter behind him, Chen Lingxiao became even more nervous.
His anxious face was covered with beans of sweat.
"Pu squeak..."
Chen Lingxiao accidentally popped out an extremely loud fart, dragging a long tail sound, like a plane falling, or like a buffalo humming.
"Mr. Chen, it's a peeing game, not fart."
"I know, what are you anxious about? Am I planning this?"
"Can you hurry up? It's not that you'll let you do the Gohbad guess. When you finish brewing, it's going to be dark."
"Shh..."
I don’t know which naughty guy actually whistled from behind.
Don't say it, the whistle actually played an extremely magical role and finally started to tick.
Damn, the other security guards were stunned. I wiped my glasses several times, so why would you let me see this?
At this time, Ma Jianhang's cell phone ringing sounded: "Tick tick tick tick tick tick, the hour hand kept turning, tick tick tick, the little rain slapped the water splash..."
In this situation, the background music was well coordinated, and Chen Lingxiao was so angry that he wanted to turn around and kick the phone.
Xie Xiaotian temporarily adapted the lyrics and hummed: "Tick tick tick tick tick, a few drops of urine have fallen, Tick tick tick, who was talking big just now..."
"Ha ha ha ha!"
The security guards laughed, but they didn't expect that Vice Captain Xie was so talented, the first person to adapt the song on the spot, and it was funny and humorous.
I saw Ye Fan’s scenes and magnificent momentum.
"Wow, Captain is so awesome!"
"I must have eaten my waist last night."
"This kind of momentum is the body of a boy. Is our captain still there?"
When Ye Fan heard this, he smiled slightly, and was a little regretful that he handed it to the mixed-race school beauties Kalixi for the first time. Otherwise, this performance would be even more powerful.
The scenes between the two sides formed a sharp contrast.
Ye Fan's firepower was fully opened and unstoppable, while Chen Lingxiao seemed to have lost a battle, without fighting spirit, and stopped, and he was just about to surrender.
"Bang!"
A clear water column fell on an empty can on the open space that was discarded by someone.
The can was knocked out and hit the bricks on the edge of the rooftop, and rebounded instantly.
"Dong!"
It hit Chen Lingxiao's forehead without any bias.
Lin Wan'er, who was watching from a distance, could no longer control this scene and couldn't help laughing. Ye Fan was too capable, so she could play like this.
Chen Lingxiao's face turned pale. Damn, he actually used cans as a hidden weapon to sneak attack him.
What's even more excessive is that the can was washed by urine.
He was about to curse, but a slightly turbid drop of water dripped from his forehead and fell into his mouth.
Chen Lingxiao suddenly seemed to understand something, and was so angry that he was smoke from his seven orifices.
"Ah, bah, bah..."
He began to spit out with disgust.
Ye Fan smiled and said, "Mr. Chen, you are not allowed to cheat. We are playing peeing competitions. What's the point of spitting?"
A security guard behind him said, "That's right, let alone, you spit out as much as our Captain Ye."
Xie Xiaotian shook his head and summarized four words: "Severe kidney deficiency."
"No need to remind me, I know I'm urinating. Can't my mouth smell bad?"
"It turns out that Mr. Chen still has bad breath." Ye Fan said with great regret while doing it happily, "No wonder Mr. Chen's journey to pursue a goddess is so difficult. He has a taste when he opens his mouth, and he can solve the battle as soon as he takes off his pants. This is a big problem. You will take all the things that women don't like the most."
"Is it so much better for me to urinate?"
Chen Lingxiao finally broke out, and the two of them entered a white-hot competition. Only when Chen Lingxiao's condition improved became more interesting.
Otherwise, watching Ye Fan’s personal performance alone would be meaningless.
In the summer of Qingyang City, the weather changes as soon as possible, just like the face of an actor.
There was still no breeze just now, and suddenly a strong wind blew up from the opposite side and blew towards this side.
The real time to test Ye Fan and Chen Lingxiao has arrived!
Because their performance just now was carried out without resistance, now two people on the wind will perform better?
The security guards behind them couldn't help but open their mouths.
A guy found it incredible and said, "Why did our Captain Ye urinate for so long? It seems that he has never urinated since he was born."
"You know what a fool." Xie Xiaotian looked at Ye Fan's back, with no concealment of admiration in his eyes, and murmured, "This only shows that his kidney is so good, shocking."
During the years when Xie Xiaotian was in the army, he also played peeing games with his colleagues or watched others play like this. Even those soldiers with excellent physiques could not reach the level of spectacular Ye Fan.
So if you don’t make a sound, you’ll make a splash, that’s it.
Before I took off my pants, I was a man, but even more manly after I took off my pants!
A strong wind came towards us.
I saw Ye Fan not panic, and was particularly steady.
Although many people speak boldly, there are few people who can really do this, just like many men brag about how powerful they are in that aspect. Until they get into bed, the other party discovered that the bastard is so powerful that he is bragging.
Looking at Chen Lingxiao again, it formed a sharp contrast.
He has severe kidney deficiency and has been performing very strongly just now. He is at the end of his strength. Now he is suddenly suffering from a strong wind, so how can he bear it?
There was a phenomenon of backflow.
Chen Lingxiao was so shocked that he jumped back quickly. Even so, a little of his own thing was still splashed on his body.
This scene is extremely funny and makes everyone laugh.
To be continued...