: Help you introduce girls

At this time, the bronze armored corpse walked up to Old Man Ye and laughed: "Uncle, I can't believe my master's words, you have to believe me."

"What advice do you have?"

"The master introduced you to old and ugly, and you can introduce you to some young ones, and there are more than one."

"Really?" Old Man Ye was very suspicious, "This meeting gift is a bit too heavy."

"Not heavy at all." The bronze armored corpse shook his head and sighed, "The main reason is that I have too many girls, and I can't handle it at all."

"This is not a problem, I can help you."

"You really want to help?"

"Of course." Old Man Ye looked serious, "It is my duty to help you juniors escape from the sea of ​​suffering. Let those girls come to me. If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"

"Hehe, I knew that uncle was the kindest."

Before the Tong Armored Corpse finished speaking, a gloomy voice sounded beside him: "Husband!"

Along with the voice, a big belly female zombie emerged from the ground.

"husband!"

"husband!"

Immediately afterwards, several female zombies with high abdomen appeared in everyone's sight.

The more and more female zombies gathered, there were thirty or fifty.

Old Man Ye was drunk when he saw this. This boy was really good at making it, but the taste was a bit heavy.

The bronze armored corpse was shocked. Unexpectedly, he came to a foreign land that was thousands of miles away, and a large number of female zombies followed him. It seemed that he was deeply in love with him and was very infatuated.

"Don't call me husband, I'm now announcing that I'm going to be single, this uncle is your new husband."

The bronze armored corpse smiled and pointed his hand at Old Man Ye.

Ye Zhiqiu had a black line at the end. What does it mean? The other party had said before that he wanted to introduce girls to him, but these big-bellied mother zombies?

Made, I don’t play with human-ghost love.

What's more, these female zombies look so ugly that they are unprecedented and never come. Compared with them just now, the witch has an instant temperament, like a sank fish falling from the geese.

The female zombies stared at Old Man Ye, and then slowly walked towards him from all directions.

"etc!"

Old Man Ye quickly stopped him: "You are Li Yuanba, right?"

"Yes, Uncle Ye, I am Yuanba." The bronze armored corpse nodded.

"That, aren't you going to introduce me to girls? What are these things?"

"This is the girls among the zombies. Look at them, they are all as beautiful as flowers, and I feel excited when I see them."

"Forehead--"

Xiang Yu and Lu Bu, who were standing beside him, immediately vomited.

Ye Fan smiled and silently watched the bronze armored corpse play a prank.

"It's so beautiful." Old man Ye was convinced, pointing to the female zombies and said, "Look at this, your teeth are broken, that one has a face that looks like a sole..."

"There is no lack of beauty in the world, but the lack of eyes that show beauty."

"I'm so dazzled."

"It doesn't matter if you look dazzled, let these měi    nǚ help you treat it."

"No." Old Man Ye patted the Tong Armor on the shoulder, "Where is my appetite recently, I don't like měi    nǚ, I only like ugly girls."

Then he said, "These měi    nǚ are all as beautiful as flowers. As a senior, how could I have the nerve to compete with you? So I'd better leave them all for you to enjoy."

"I'm ugly, I'm ugly, you will definitely like me."

A female zombie rushed towards Old Man Ye while talking.

Old Man Ye looked closely and almost vomited.

The other party is right, that's not ordinary ugly.

The big black nostrils are enough to hold two adult fingers. One of them is asymmetrical, one with round eyes, which is scary, and the other with four corner eyes.

There was sticky saliva flowing out of his broad mouth from time to time.

I don’t know if it’s this habit in normal times, or because I couldn’t help but drool after seeing Old Man Ye.

In that way, a female was like a real woman.

Wrong, it is clearly a piece of old bacon.

"I'm the ugliest one."

Another female zombie stood up unwillingly.

Compared with the one just now, her appearance is just about half a dozen, and she is like a pair of ugly ghosts.

Seeing this, Old Man Ye's fat body made his heart tremble suddenly.

If this girl sits on the bed, she will ensure that the bed will collapse.

He hurriedly hid behind the bronze armored corpse and said, "Yuanba, tell you the truth. Uncle, I am old and I can't do that. I'll leave these young girls to you to deal with."

Old Man Ye is not afraid of heaven or earth. Even when facing the guys who are in the Nile kingship, he is still fearless.

Now that he has many of these female zombies, he is considered to be in vain and is really a little scared.

It is absolutely impossible to let him show up to the other party.

When the bronze armored corpse heard this, he suddenly laughed: "Uncle, your problem has arisen too promptly."

Old Man Ye was stunned: "What does it mean?"

"Because my master has just developed a magical pill called Xiongwei pill recently, and the effect is called Dingguagua." The copper armored corpse pointed his hand at the densely packed female zombies around him and said, "These are the remarkable results after taking this medicine."

"So awesome?" Old Man Ye asked Ye Fan with interest, "Boy, is our relationship strong?"

"That's nonsense."

"Okay, I'll feel relieved with you." Old Man Ye smiled wretchedly, "Give me two boxes first."

"Cough cough." Ye Fan almost got choked when he heard this, "You take medicine as food and you have two boxes. Why don't you tell me to prepare two trucks for you?"

"That's OK."

"You can be a big-headed ghost, not a box."

"Hey, don't be so stingy. If you can give it to Yuanba, you can't give it to me. It makes no sense!"

Ye Fan explained: "Xiongwei Pills are out of stock because they are too popular."

"Stop fooling people, do you think I'm so easy to cheat." Old Man Ye looked at the other party, "You guy wants to cheat me, but you're a little tender, how could you suddenly get out of stock?"

"Believe it or not."

At this time, Xiang Yu spoke: "Uncle, I can testify. Brother is right, the medicine is indeed gone."

Lu Bu nodded from the side: "That's right, we asked our elder brother for Xiongwei Wan before, and the stock was out of stock."

He suddenly laughed: "Uncle, it's not that he doesn't respect you. He pays attention to everything first and then, right?"

"Yes, what's wrong?" Old Man Ye didn't realize what was going on for a moment.

"That's great." Lu Bu was very happy. "This medicine was reserved by Xiang Yu and I, so you have to queue up behind us in the order of coming first and then coming."

Old Man Ye was ashamed: "In other words, if there are two boxes of medicine, I will give it to you first, I have to wait?"

"That's exactly what it means."

"You little brat, I just got confused with uncle. No, no." Old man Ye waved his hands repeatedly and began to teach the other party, "Let me ask you two, what are the traditional virtues of our China?"

"Respect your parents."

"What else?"

"what else?"

Old Man Ye smiled slightly: "Respecting the elderly and loving the young, do you understand? I am an old man, so you two have to give in to me."

"Uncle, you are right. Respecting the elderly and loving the young, but you are stronger and stronger, you are clearly a young man, while we are different, and we are still hungry children."

Xiang Yu said as he put his thumb in his mouth and sucked it up. It looked like a baby.

Seeing this, Lu Bu quickly imitated and sucked his fingers.

Seeing this, Old Man Ye was so amazed and couldn't help but ask Ye Fan: "You little brat, where did you take these two little brothers from. They are so thick-skinned. They are so adults, they all run away in front of me to pretend to be babies."

Ye Fan smiled and didn't know how to answer. The two little brothers were so capable, and he was completely convinced.

Xiang Yu seemed to be possessed by Hollywood yǐng    dì, pretending to be realistic and shouted in a slight voice: "Brother, I want to eat breasts."

Ye Fan responded: "Go to play, I don't have it here."
To be continued...