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Chapter 818 Dialogue with Long Zun

Nefiel couldn't help but be stunned: "Do you mind others sharing your boyfriend with you?"

Lin Baoer shook her head: "Don't mind."

"Is the concept of love in China the same way? Our Elf Kingdom is monogamous."

"Do you know if you want to follow the local customs? I can introduce you to a handsome guy in the future." Lin Baoer seemed very generous.

"No, I already have someone I like."

While the elf girl was talking, her eyes did not take off Ye Fan's face.

Lin Baoer saw it and opened her mouth wide and asked, "You won't fall in love with him, right?"

"I won't tell you."

Nefer thought to himself, if his prince charming was not Ye Fan in front of him, then wouldn't it be very miserable then, so this secret must be kept temporarily.

What's more, this guy already has a girlfriend.

She had a strong premonition in her heart, that is, Ye Fan would be her other half in life.

After all, this young man came to China and was the one who came to know him the closest thing.

Grudges, love and hatred are all around Ye Fan, not to mention that the information he and the information provided by Busan are extremely consistent.

Women are born to believe in fate, and their sixth sense is super powerful.

"As long as you don't like rustic buns, this guy has many bad habits, burping, farting, and picking his feet, and being proficient in everything." Lin Baoer said with a smile.

Ye Fan was also drunk when he heard this. This little loli had to spare no effort to discredit her image.

"As long as you are a human, don't you burp and fart?" Nefer asked seriously, as if he didn't care about these bad habits at all.

"You don't understand the situation, the rustic buns are just stinky farts."

Ye Fan smiled and replied: "It seems like you are hiding in my bed every day and smelling it."

"Let you talk about it later." Lin Baoer raised her foot and stepped on Ye Fan's instep.

Nefiel persuaded the little loli: "We must treat others with a tolerant heart. After all, in this world, no one is perfect."

Her eyes, which were as clear as a stream, were filled with incomparable sincerity.

Lin Baoer replied quickly: "He is sexually incompetent."

"If you really like him, would you really care about this?"

"This..." Lin Baoer was convinced by Nefiel, "You are cruel."

"You guys are here to continue talking, I'll pick up a few things."

Ye Fan was thinking about the weapons in his heart, so he quickly walked to his bedroom and retrieved the Liwang bow and the Demon-killing Sword from under the bed.

With a bow and a sword in hand, a familiar sense of intimacy came to my heart, and even a feeling of a small separation better than a newlywed.

"Damn it, your uncle, you little thing, finally come back. Are you planning to play in brothels for a monthly fee? Damn, I don't take me with you, so I can enjoy it from the side."

The long-lost words from the ancient demon sealing bead immediately came from the long-lost Dragon Lord. I haven't heard this old monster speak for a long time. At first glance, it's quite friendly.

"I'm not your mother, and you're not a three-year-old child. Why are you so anxious if you can't find me?" Ye Fan smiled and teased him.

"You are my biological father. I have been missing with me for so long, so I'm so anxious that I'm almost incontinent."

"Without me, you can't live?"

"Nonsense, you are my only hope for getting out of the ancient demon sealing bead. Without you, I am better off living than death." Long Zun said, "Do you know what you are most afraid of whether it is a human or a demon?"

"Shemale?"

"Get out of here, be serious. What I fear most is losing freedom. I have been alone in the long years. Even if I hit a machine, no one will see it. You can't understand the feeling of loneliness."

Ye Fan's forehead was sweating a lot: "Damn, you can still hit... ash? Listen to your tone, someone else saw it before it was blocked?"

"You old hooligan, please stay in there honestly, so as not to come out and harm the world."

Dragon Lord quickly clarified: "You misunderstood that it was seen by one or two female dragons occasionally, it was purely accidental, and it was definitely not intentional."

"I'll introduce you to an old turtle of your kind, an eight thousand-year-old one."

Ye Fan then took out the blue and white porcelain vase from his body, "My brother Turtle, wake up and come out to pick up the customers."

Pick up customers...

As soon as Brother Turtle woke up, he heard someone calling him outside the bottle.

"I didn't sell it, but if the other party was a beautiful woman, I might as well feel wronged."

After jumping out of the bottle, he patrols left and right, and hurriedly asked, "Where are the beauty?"

"There is no beauty, there is a wretched old dragon with a strong male aura. Are you playing?" Ye Fan smiled wickedly, "In the future, you two will give birth to a baby and give it a name called Long Turtle."

"Brother Ye, don't play with me like this. Two male animals can give birth to babies, so it's really a day. Tell me, what to give birth to me?"

The laughter of Long Zun came from the bead: "Boy, where did you find this little brat? You have a good cultivation level and you are better than you."

"I met by chance, now it's my little brother."

"But the skill of this doll is far from mine."

"Brother Turtle is already very powerful, old guy, you are not bragging, are you?" Ye Fan couldn't imagine how powerful Dragon Lord was.

"I can collapse a mountain when I urinate. What's there to brag about?"

A mountain collapsed after a peeing...

When Ye Fan heard this, he felt that this was not cowhide and was better than cowhide. "Fortunately, you didn't drink, otherwise you would probably have killed a group of people."

"Brother Ye, who are you talking to? Where is the old dragon?"

Brother Turtle looked around and seemed to be unable to hear Long Zun speak.

"It's far away and close to you."

"You mean Feng Shen? It seems to be very tender, not an old dragon."

"That little dinosaur is just my descendants." Long Zun responded.

"You guy is good. The Qi Tower in the Dantian is well built. Keep up the effort, the dawn of victory is right in front of me. After I go out, the day of marrying a rich and beautiful woman is just around the corner."

Ye Fan joked: "Old monster, I'm already tall, rich and handsome now."

"That's useless. I can lead you to conquer the world and unify the world of cultivation. At that time, many beauties of cultivation will rush to you from afar, crying and begging you to practice dual cultivation with them. It will be wonderful to think about it, hehehehe."

Ye Fan did not take the other party's words too seriously: "I haven't seen you for a few days, your bragging skills have increased a lot. OK, if you have nothing to do, continue to sleep inside."

"Did you forget your friends when you see sex? You chatted with the girls very vigorously. You didn't say a few words to me. You were so upset. I had to criticize you solemnly and seriously. It's wrong to do this, especially when facing me with a strong self-esteem. You must know that many people are proud of saying things to me."

"Okay, old monster, I ask you, I have the demonic blood of the blood dragon on my body. Can you help me remove it?"

Ye Fan hopes that Long Zun can help him.

"Yes, I'll have a way when I go out."

"Are you talking nonsense? When you come out, I have already become a big devil. If you have the ability, you will show up now."

"Damn, if I can come out, I'll ask you?"

"Then you are still bragging. Why don't you urinate and break through the ancient demon sealing bead?"

"Cough cough..." Long Zun coughed twice with excitement, "Since it can seal me, you know its power. The little fish and shrimp are not qualified to stay here at all. The ancient demon sealing bead is used to deal with emperor-level figures, such as the original."

"Then you enjoy it inside first. I want to go to the treasure land with the old turtle to solve the problem of demonic blood."

"No problem, but don't forget to practice the exercises quickly. The most precious thing in the world is time, as the saying goes..."

"Stop, why are you talking like a Tang Monk, endlessly? I really want to soak your urine and pour it into your mouth."

"You're still going against the truth, when I go out, I will have to hit your little butt."

"..." Ye Fan was speechless and asked an old dragon to caress his butt. When he thought about the scene, he had goosebumps all over his body.

This time I returned to Qingyang City, I had a lot of gains. First, I solved the problem that has always troubled Naifier, got rid of the difficult soul control insect, and secondly, I brought the Power King Bow and the Demon-killing Sword by my side. In the future, I returned to Huaying Women's Academy. Even if I met a character with a great pen, I might be able to deal with it.

More importantly, with the help of the pterosaur, the time will be greatly shortened when traveling to the treasure land.

"Sister, it doesn't matter, why don't you lie down and rest for a while."

Outside the window, Lin Baoer's voice came from the courtyard.

Ye Fan grabbed the power king bow and the demon-killing sword and walked out. After leaving the hall, he saw Lin Wan'er's demonic nature from afar. He opened his mouth and bit Lin Baoer beside him.

The little loli was frightened and her mind was blank. She forgot to dodge and could only watch her sister bit him.

"Swish..."

In great distress, Nefiel's sleeve turned into a colorful ribbon, which instantly blocked the beautiful president.

Lin Wan'er bit the ribbon and allowed Lin Baoer to escape the disaster in a thrilling way.

The strong ribbon was bitten off by Lin Wan'er, which made people look at each other when they saw this.

While worried about her sister, the little loli also felt secretly grateful, because if she was bitten in her neck, she would probably be seriously injured even if she didn't die.

Thanks to the elf girl's timely rescue, she sincerely gave her gratitude to the other party.

Nefer smiled faintly. Her every move made people feel as if she was so comfortable. She even seemed to never hold grudges with others. Her heart was so kind and pure.

Lin Baoer even thought that she could consider it and let this girl get close to Ye Fan, after all, this person is still good.

"Wan'er."

Ye Fan rushed forward and held the beautiful president tightly in his arms again, "If you feel uncomfortable, bite me as much as you like, I just hope this can alleviate the pain caused by the magical nature."

As he spoke, several teeth were already biting hard on his chest.
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