Zhang Lei felt so bad. Today he came here to report it specially, with the purpose of driving Ye Fan out of school. Unexpectedly, Ye Fan not only stayed, but also became a celebrity in the eyes of the dean. The school will also leave traces of this bastard's great achievements. It's so annoying!

Ye Fan looked at the other party and said deliberately: "Director Zhang, you don't feel very happy when you look at your expression. Why don't I give you a chance to donate the teaching building? Then there will be an extra building in the school called Zhang Lei Building."

"Teacher Ye, stop kidding, how can I have that much money?" Zhang Lei's face squeezed out a very embarrassing smile, and he kept cursing in his heart, "My man surnamed Ye, you bastard, obviously makes me look ugly."

Since Liu Hua has repeatedly favored Ye Fan, Zhang Lei also knew very well that there was no need for him to continue staying in the other party's office, so he said tactfully: "Then I won't disturb your office, Dean, by the way, Teacher Ye, the School of Science and Technology will soon conduct an exam for teachers. I wish you good luck."

He didn't believe it, and Ye Fan, who had an average Chinese level, could pass the test.

After Zhang Lei left, Liu Hua looked apologized: "Teacher Ye, don't be too knowledgeable to Zhang Lei. In the future, he dares to bully you. Just come to me."

"Don't worry, Dean Liu, I'm not such a stingy person, but I have a minor physical problem. Sometimes my fists are not controlled by my mind. If I accidentally hurt Dean Zhang, I hope you will understand more at that time."

Just as Ye Fan was chatting with Liu Hua, Cao Hao was also called to the latter's office by Zhang Lei.

Cao Hao couldn't wait to ask: "Director Zhang, has President Liu agreed to fire Ye Fan?"

Zhang Lei was very annoyed: "I just agree. Ye Fan went directly to Old Man Liu's place shortly after he returned to school. The two of them stayed in the office and were sneaking and doing nothing good. I seriously suspected that the Ye man had bribed the old guy, otherwise, the other party would not have been able to look at him everywhere."

"What should we do now?" Cao Hao suddenly felt disappointed when he heard this news. Why was it so difficult to drive Ye Fan away?

Zhang Lei gritted his teeth and said, "Let Xiaoyao, who was surnamed Ye for two days first, and when the test results come, he will immediately announce his dismissal."

Cao Hao made a suggestion: "I think we will fix him well during this period."

"Do you have any good prank methods?"

"It's better to do this." Cao Hao's mind was flexible. He thought about it and said in Zhang Lei's ear, "..."

Zhang Lei slapped his thighs excitedly: "Okay, that's it."

It turned out that the two of them designed it. They called Ye Fan to Zhang Lei's office first and chatted casually. The pen with the fountain with the sponge essence had been prepared on the table. Then Zhang Lei said to Ye Fan: "Please write the word xx for me, I forgot how to write it."

After Ye Fan finished writing with this pen, there would naturally be a few fingers on his right hand. Then Zhang Lei pretended to be concerned and said: Ah! There is a large piece of eye poop in your right eye. Ye Fan naturally rubs his right eye with his right hand, and then... he wanted to be more ruthless, and when he rubbed his right eye, he said that he also had eye poop in his left eye...

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Zhang Lei and Cao Haole are in a different way.

Zhang Lei could not help but: "Teacher Cao, come here to buy me the erection oil now. When Ye Fan returns to the office, he will come to me."

"yes!"

Cao Hao got up and walked out and headed straight for the supermarket. He imagined the scene of Ye Fan being tragically punished, not to mention how happy he was.

Not long after, Ye Fan returned to his office. Before he could sit down, Cao Hao said, "Teacher Ye, Dean Zhang asked you to go to his office. It seems that there is something to come to you."

"Okay, thank you." Ye Fan left the room without any doubt and went straight to Zhang Lei's office.

"Teacher Ye is here, please sit down."

Zhang Lei seemed particularly enthusiastic and hurriedly greeted him.

Ye Fan was suspicious. This guy was abnormal. He wanted to let himself get out of school just now, but now his attitude has changed 360 degrees, and his face has changed faster than changing the sky.

There is definitely something wrong with this.

"Teacher Ye, my attitude was not very good before. After self-reflection, I felt that Dean Liu was right. We should treat teachers as good as you with a sincere heart, so I want to apologize to you."

The more Zhang Lei acted like this, the more suspicious Ye Fan felt.

He decided to use mind reading to see what tricks the other party had already played.

Shortly after Ye Fan and Zhang Lei looked at each other, they found the dirty little secret in the other party.

Want to play tricks on yourself? It's not that easy.

In order to divert Ye Fan's attention, Zhang Lei continued to talk to the other party. After a while, he smiled slightly, took out a piece of paper and placed it on the desk, and began to introduce the topic: "Teacher Ye, I heard that your Chinese level is very high. Now you are testing you, how do you write the word "taotie?"

Ye Fan walked forward confidently, pinched the pen without hesitation, and wrote two big words on the paper: Taotie.

Seeing this, Zhang Lei was secretly happy. He was about to remind Ye Fan that there was eye poop in the corner of his eyes, but Ye Fan took the lead and smiled and said, "Dean Zhang, you have eye poop in your eyes, I'll help you wipe it."

When Zhang Lei heard this, he was shocked and wanted to dodge, but it was too late.

"I'll do it myself..."

Before he could say anything, Ye Fan reached out to wipe his eyes, and the other party smiled and said, "This eye is also there."

"hiss."

Zhang Lei took a breath, his eyes so spicy that he was not afraid of it.

"Ye Fan, you dare to mess with me."

Ye Fan pretended to be surprised: "Hey, why does the smell of squid oil on my hands? Dean Zhang, you shouldn't be ready in advance to prank me."

He then snorted coldly, "If that's the case, then you'll be responsible for it."

"How...how can it be."

At this moment, Zhang Lei's eyes were so swollen that it was red, like a pair of walnuts.

"Hurry...help me to blow it."

"Okay."

Ye Fan quickly opened the drawer, found out the remaining ejaculation essence, poured out some in the palm of his hand, and then placed it in front of Zhang Lei and blew it up.

After the essence of the wind oil was vaporized, all of them blew into Zhang Lei's eyes.

"oh oh."

Zhang Lei's mouth made a sound that was inappropriate for children, which made people hear it and would inevitably think of it.

Ye Fan reminded: "I said to Dean Zhang, don't speak out. People who don't understand the situation think you are hiding in the office to watch a small movie."

"That's a big deal. How could a person as noble as me, who is pure in thought, look at such unhealthy things?"

"Yes, yes." Ye Fan laughed in his heart. In your computer's d disk, e disk, F disk, that kind of movie is already full. Who can I pretend to be with? If you don't watch more than a dozen movies a day, you will feel uncomfortable.

"Are you helping me with blowing? Why do you feel more uncomfortable the more you blow?"

Zhang Lei's eyes were so spicy that tears flowed, and even two lines of unknown liquid burst out from his nostrils. He ordered: "Come and get a basin of water for me."

"Okay, you wait."

Ye Fan found a washbasin in the room, and then quickly walked out of the room. After he took the water into the basin, he put all the remaining half bottle of whipped oil in.

He brought the water to Zhang Lei: "Dean Zhang, the water is here."

The other party had no choice but to hesitate, and quickly bent down and couldn't wait to wash his face.

"Oh. Hiss."

After washing it for a while, this guy suddenly became grinning.

A pair of red and swollen eyes had already gone from walnuts to light bulbs, so swollen that he could not open his eyelids with all his strength.

"My surname is Ye, what kind of water did you pour for me?"

"Tap water, is there any problem?"

"Why is my eyes getting hotter the more I wash them?"

"Maybe it was caused by the whipped oil sticking to your face falling into the water."

"Call Cao Hao here!" Zhang Lei realized it later and realized that it must be Ye Fan's attack.

Ye Fan walked to the office and said to Cao Hao: "Teacher Cao, Dean Zhang is welcome."

Seeing that Ye Fan was not only safe and sound, Cao Hao subconsciously asked: "Are you okay?"

Ye Fan smiled slightly: "How could I have something to do? What, Teacher Cao, what do you seem to know when you listen to your tone?"

"No, no." The other party waved his hands repeatedly, denying it, and was so guilty that he didn't dare to look at Ye Fan. He stood up and changed the topic, "I don't know what happened to Dean Zhang for me."

When he arrived at Zhang Lei's office, Cao Hao was shocked: "Dean Zhang, what's wrong with you?"

"It's all a big mistake for your bad idea. I didn't play Ye Fan, but I was fooled by that kid."

"How did he know there was a fountain on the pen?"

"How do I know? I honestly tell me, Teacher Cao, you two can't collude and deliberately mess with me."

At this time, Zhang Lei felt suspicious.

"Director Zhang, I'm wronged. My sincere heart towards you is like a pug to your master. Whenever I'm on the same front with you, how can I cooperate with the one named Ye?"

"I don't know you, you're better than singing, and you're all in trouble. If you hadn't colluded with each other, why did Ye Fan quickly wipe my eyes shortly after picking up the pen? I'd like to listen to your explanation."

"Did he say he overheard the conversation between us?"

"Fuck, Ye Fan was still in Dean Liu's office at that time. Could it be that he had a good time?"

"I understand. Ye Fan must be able to read the mind skills and see through people's inner world."

"Your Madam's superpower movies have been watched too much. Don't make excuses. I don't care whether you are in the same group or not. What are the reasons. In short, the consequences are very serious. Your year-end bonus will be cancelled this year."

"No, Dean Zhang!"

Cao Hao immediately knelt in front of Zhang Lei, hugging his thighs tightly and pulling them.

Zhang Lei stood unsteadily and knocked over the basin beside him with one hand, instantly pouring Cao Hao into a chicken with a drop of soup.
Chapter completed!