Chapter 1 Comet
Not dead? Can't you? I've written all my last words. Ouyang opened his eyes and looked left and right, and it was blurred. Then he felt his body being pulled around and covered with a layer of gauze. Who would pull me?
"Born, born! It's a young man!"
...I guess it was because I fell to an underdeveloped area, and the operating room and delivery room were mixed together. It was wrong! Someone was born, but no one cried? Could it be...
"Why don't you cry?" A female voice rang in Ouyang's ears: "It won't be mute..."
"Bah! If anyone talks, I cut her tongue." A middle-aged man shouted not far away.
"The eyes are open." A female voice was even more shocked.
"Let me see the child." A faint voice, according to Ouyang's analysis, should be the mother.
The man's voice rang again: "Take it away, my Ou family's child has nothing to do with that broom star."
So poisonous? Is there a broom star these days? That's a comet. I'm sorry, please don't you have some education. Ouyang deeply believes that as a police officer, he is very obliged to stop such personal discrimination. Even if he can't see clearly, "Wow...", he was dizzy, and even his vocal cords were injured. Ouyang suddenly realized that he fell off the plane. It's good to be alive. It's better not to lack parts. It's best not to disfigure the face. If you really want to destroy it, destroy the butt. If you want to fold it a little more, you'll still be more patient after you're still wearing it.
If you really can't sit, you can't sacrifice your heels... Hey! I'm a seriously injured person who fell off the plane. I should be on a stretcher. I'm not a rag doll. Don't always take me off... I'm so sleepy. I'll sleep first. When I wake up, I will sue you for molesting the patient. Ouyang's case, you can't escape. If you have evidence to arrest you, you will be arrested if you don't have evidence to create evidence. I'm still touching, I'm still finished. The wind blows the little JJ and swishes... I'll go back and settle the accounts, and I'm so sleepy.
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A year later, Ouyang was dazed at a field. At this moment, he burst into tears. After his own consideration and analysis, he was probably traveling through time... No, traveling through time is a whole travel, and at least he still brought documents and jewelry. His situation should be rebirth. God, you can also choose a good era for rebirth. I still remember the 3T numbers from the previous year and last year. Why did I airdrop myself to the Northern Song Dynasty? In this era when birds do not lay eggs, what are the benefits of being an emperor? Can you go online? Can you make a bar? Can you drink coffee? Can you watch TV? Can you drive or make a phone call? Fun! The fun of life is gone.
More importantly, the biggest reason why I went to the police academy at the age of 18 is that... my grades are too bad. Although I am not the last place, I am not far away. As for my university diploma, it is not because I have to take the senior inspector exam and use a little trick to cheat me, so I have no scientific knowledge.
Calculate with your fingers, cement cannot be made, and it is okay to squeeze a clay man. Gunpowder is not good either... What? The police must understand gunpowder? It is not necessary to raise pigs if you want to eat pork. Management is even worse. His group of people were rated as the most disciplinary team by the SAR Police Department. If it weren't for his great achievements, the superiors would have sent him to the streets to patrol.
I know guns, but I don’t know bullets, I know computers, but I don’t know manufacturing, I know how to drink, but I can’t make wine, I can eat, but I can’t farm... The most tragic thing is that I only know the order of dynasties such as the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties. As for the details, I really don’t know much. After all, I am a policeman and never thought of traveling through time to catch criminals.
What can you do if you are very good at and can set your glory in this era? Be a captain? If you fail, as a reborn person, you can't be so miserable.
"The baby is on the street!" Ouyang was still thinking, and a woman in her thirties picked up Ouyang.
The woman is called Aunt Wang, and her specific responsibilities are the nature of the nanny. Ouyang shook his head. Because he resisted drinking milk, his identity as a nanny is worthy of questioning. Apart from his loud voice, there is nothing else to say.
It is actually boring to go out to the streets. This place is called Oujiazhuang, and there are only a hundred families, and they are a market for five days. After watching it for a year, the vendors are still those vendors, and the markets are still so popular. But then again, Oujiazhuang has a certain origin. When Zhao Kuangyin established the Song Dynasty and released military power with a cup of wine, his general Shi Shouxin had a general named Ou, so he returned to his hometown. Zhao Kuangyin was not stingy. With a stroke of his pen, Oujiazhuang was named a village specially granted by the emperor and was exempted from taxes for two hundred years. Plus, he was a small village, but everyone lived a good life.
Thinking of this, Ouyang saw a very young and beautiful woman looking at herself in the crowd at a bridge. Alas... This is his legendary comet mother. She is not very big. She was only nineteen years old and married her cheap father at the time. Isn't the concubine not unaware of it? In fact, it is a fertility tool, without status, and has not been included in the genealogy. It is not what TV says. The wife can be properly maintained if she dies. Not only that, her children also have to call her mother.
I am an aunt. I want to say that my mother is also unlucky. After three months of entering the house, my wife fell into the well and the body was not caught. She had a certain possibility of traveling through time or was washed away by the underground river. In another three months, my cheap father suddenly died one night. Ouyang could tell based on the rumors he heard that my cheap father was probably alcohol poisoning. Then a Taoist priest from You Fang judged that she was a broom star... No matter what, all facts showed that my mother was a comet and her posthumous son.
Look, don't come over! Ouyang prays to God... God came to China only in the Ming Dynasty. Now I guess he can't take care of this matter. It's more reliable to pray to the Jade Emperor. His current adoptive father is his own uncle, not a good-looking lamp. He has a son and two daughters. His son is a county magistrate in the county government. His daughter is also a good marriage, both of them are Shuxiang family. The uncle himself is a village chief, and he also serves as the village chief of Oujiazhuang, plus the head of the Ou family. In that era, he was the local emperor, representing the highest rights of Oujiazhuang. From small chickens and ducks to large adults to marriage and having children, he had to make a judgment. In just one year, the three children in Oujiazhuang were all named after him. Yes... Today I am one year old, so I have to give a name. I heard that there is a nickname similar to Gousheng.
Chapter completed!