"..." Taixuzi immediately did it, sighing in his heart, what's the magic of Gan Luo's reverence at the age of fourteen? This ten-year-old kid can trick him from another place to kill him. Judging from this method, he is probably an old thief of old. However, he is also smart and knows that Ouyang will not be able to die if he doesn't kill him.

"The beard is fake, the hair is fake, and even the pointer of the compass is broken." Ouyang burst into the bag and sighed: "I don't know if the people are too ignorant, or you are too cunning, and you are not even caring for the food guys, just want to cheat money."

“…”

"Ha! You are also bringing someone to write a picture, and you are just holding a Buddha's feet for the moment?" Ouyang smiled bitterly more and more. This girl is extremely unprofessional, and even the talisman paper is calculated as a stack. Such people are living a rich life? Look at the many professional monks in modern times, they are both professional, they are both Buddhist colleges and associations, they are already internationally managed, and they are also preparing to go public...

"Young man laughs and makes a living." Taixuzi looked flattering.

"I don't laugh at you. If you are not the one who framed my mother, I can teach you a few more tricks. I guarantee that every six months will be your life god."

Taixuzi said with a look of injustice: "Brother, you said your mother is a broom star, but your uncle and the villagers of Oujiazhuang, who told your mother to die as soon as she was born. Look, so many people are talking behind their backs... I am just following the public opinion."

"I know more about what's going on than you." Ouyang said: "You have two choices now. The first is to quell the wrongs for my mother. I will make you earn a hundred citations and take you to be a living god. The second is to throw you on the road and let you die of poison."

"Poisonous hair?" Taixuzi asked with a green face: "What poisonous hair?"

"Don't you feel that the asshole is so hot and cold?"

Taixuzi burst into tears: "Don't I think it's normal after diarrhea?"

"This poison is a master of the martial arts world in this dynasty. Ouyang Feng, who lives in Baituo Mountain in the Western Region, spent 7749 days to kill people with colorless and tasteless poison." Ouyang asked: "Does Ouyang Feng know who it is?"

Taixuzi looked confused: "I don't know."

"My second uncle from afar." Ouyang didn't lie about this. His second uncle from afar was really called Ouyang Feng: "Have you thought about it?"

Is there any choice? Although Taixuzi doesn't believe in the poison of the four nouns, he is really excited about what a living immortal is. Judging from the kid's skillfulness in flipping bags and his familiarity with all kinds of eating guys, I'm afraid his words are a bit credible. He has a stomachache again...

"Take it!" Ouyang collected the crossbow.

"Aren't you afraid that I will turn against you?" Taixuzi tried hard and did not forget that he was curious.

"If I haven't returned home at noon, a little devil told my uncle that I was abducted by a Taoist priest named Taixuzi."

"..." Taixuzi wiped his sweat.

"My uncle is the patriarch."

“…”

"My cousin is a county lieutenant." He is very similar to the head of the public security bureau.

"..." Taixuzi smiled bitterly. This is not a human being. This is an old fairy: "The brother has given me some instructions, and I will do whatever I want."

"I have a question to ask you first." Ouyang asked curiously: "Your skin should be around thirty years old, but why did the old man say he saw you You Fang fifty years ago?"

"Don't tell lies in front of the real person." Taixuzi said ashamed: "That's my father."

"Oh, it turns out that it's the son's stepfather's business." Ouyang suddenly realized that as long as he moved his throat, his wig, his beard and a Taoist hat, it would easily cover most of his face. In addition, this person was not staying all over the place, so it was normal that everyone could not feel any major changes.

Taixuzi said: "Now I have a problem. Are you not afraid that I will tell your uncle or others what you did?"

"Then someone should believe it." Ouyang smiled: "You really say that, I promise to have the means to make others think you are an idiot."

...

"If you want to talk about fraud, it must be Chen Sheng and Wu Guang." Ouyang said: "Use the word "hidden by fish belly" and respond to one call."

"No, brother. If you want to say that the fraud is Liu Bang, he released prisoners privately, killed the white snake, and used the old lady to say that it was the son of the Chi Emperor who killed his son Baishe. As a result, it became more and more popular. Even now, many people still believe it." Taixuzi continued to have diarrhea: "I will be the whole world by cheating."

"It makes sense, the investment is small, the cost is low, and the returns are high. It is much better than Lu Buwei."

"If you want to say that Lu Buwei is also a master of the deception world, he actually has many loopholes in his methods and many people know about this matter. If he hadn't had three parts of luck, he would probably not be able to become awesome." Taixuzi said: "If you want to say that the ancestors of the deception world, it must be Zhang Yi. His technique of being a leader in the world should be the best in the world, and it is a real skill and a real hero."

The old and the young are cooking shit among the reeds to discuss heroes, and they feel a sense of mutual appreciation. Ouyang is very eye-opening to the folk secret medicines mentioned by Taixuzi. Taixuzi also deeply admires Ouyang's logic.

"Correction is divided into passive and active. When people have doubts about things that are puzzled, it is passive to explain things that are gods and ghosts. When people seek answers, it is proactive to create people with gods and ghosts. The initiative is easy to see through, while the passive ones are difficult to find opportunities. Only the combination of initiative and passive is the most perfect deception." Ouyang pointed to himself and said, "I will help you create a name for a god, but you promised me that you will not harm others again in the future."

"How can you cheat not harm others?"

Ouyang said with his hand crossbow: "A bad weapon is a weapon, and a good person is a weapon. For example, if you count the name of a broom star as a bully, it is a good thing. For example, if you see a pair of orphans and widows, you can say that this son is XX star who descends to earth and will surely shine in the future. Maybe it is because of your words that people can survive and it will really be a matter. Even if it is not the case afterwards, you can say that it is a pity that the turbid air in the world is like this, it is a pity, it is a pity."

"Occasionally, you have to sacrifice profits for fame. If you don't make money once, it means you make more money for the second time. When you have enough fame, you can upgrade from Taoist priests in the Youfang to a real person, and the God of So-and-so will entrust you with the rights. This is the great way of deception."

Taixuzi praised: "It's reasonable and reasonable, but unfortunately there is no good wine around you. Otherwise, if you listen to your brother's words, you will be very clear."

"Seeing laughter, laughing." Ouyang stood up and said, "There will be a brother next."

"We should follow my brother's arrangements. I have a question before leaving. I wonder who I am a disciple of?

Ouyang replied: "My master is a hermit in the world, and I will not be allowed to reveal his identity at all. Sorry!"

"Why do you and I need to be polite? I'll walk slowly."
Chapter completed!