869: The most chaotic online variety show (9)
[Suihan Xiaokei]: My three views are broken, who can lend me some 502...
Most netizens’ impressions of ghosts are mostly derived from horror stories and horror videos, especially those films that were encountered by netizens on the altar. It is said that they can scare people to have a cardiac arrest, which shows how scary the ghosts inside are - the reality of ghosts is so unexpected.
【Qianluoying】: It's amazing. These real tm are the ghosts that scared me into the quilt by horror movies???
[Peerless Pomegranate Sister]: It is always said that art originates from life and is higher than life, but it is obvious that horror ghost movies are not listed...
Not scary at all. Are these ghosts worthy of their own "ghost" identity?
It's so embarrassing!
[Orange Heart Leaf]: qwq You Kang Kang, do they look like the demolition households who want to make compensation for the demolition with the developer?
[Xingyuan Meow Meow]: All the ghosts have been demolished, I haven't yet_(:3"∠?)_
The atmosphere among netizens has gone from panic to laughing and laughing now, and has even started to entertain themselves and mock themselves.
People are afraid of ghosts because ghosts are unknown and subconsciously fear being hurt by ghosts to seek life. But once they have seen a real ghost, they find that ghosts look completely different from the terrifying appearance in their minds. Not only do they have no ability to hurt people, but they are also indescribable...
So there was a scene of netizens laughing in the live broadcast room.
Not only are I not afraid, I even want to call on relatives and friends to come and watch, gain a better understanding and open my eyes.
To put it bluntly, the matter of demolition compensation is bargaining.
One asked for a price all over the place, and the other paid it back.
The person in charge was quite timid at the beginning and bargained with an old ghost who was unknown how old. He was afraid that he would be missed by others in the middle of the night, so the negotiation momentum was naturally not high. The scribe ghost was a cunning and cunning person before and after his death. He could see the mental state of the person in charge at a glance and pinched him in a few seconds. The conditions offered were far higher than the scribe ghost's heart at the beginning, more than thirty or fifty times higher.
When the person in charge found a familiar sense of rhythm in the blushing bargaining, completely abandoned his fear of the scribe ghost, and tried to show his professional qualities, the general situation was hopeless. The majority of netizens were anxious and said that they were the boss of the person in charge, and they would definitely fire him, and their ability to do things was not good. The scribe ghost fought for demolition compensation for the old ghosts, and even got decades of pensions.
It’s not that the compensation for the demolition of the scribe ghost is too excessive.
In fact, based on the price of houses on earth, the demolition compensation requested by the scribe ghost has not yet been invited by Feng Changzhai for the appearance fee.
What's trouble is the problem later-
The relocation compensation includes creating a cemetery for these ghosts. The cemetery is located at any time, and a remote small tomb priced at 3,000 or 5,000 yuan. A luxury house made by the Tianshi must be placed in the tomb. This kind of "luxury house" is similar to the paper house burned for ancestors in the Qingming Festival. However, the paper house burned by ordinary people is just a paper house, and the paper house made by the Tianshi is a luxury house, and ghosts can live in comfortably.
In addition to demolishing housing, the scribe ghost also demands economic compensation. Considering that the underworld currency has depreciated so much that there is no ghost to pick it up, the economic compensation is replaced by other things - such as food (incense, candles, incense), such as clothing for the four seasons, such as daily necessities (pots, pans, and pots). The old ghost has been dead for too many years, and the offerings for festivals have long been cut off during festivals. It is best to provide them with holiday gifts for twenty years.
The scribe ghost said: "You don't need to spend too much money. I also know that the living world advocates scientific worship of ancestors and remembers at home. You don't need to order firecrackers, and you don't need to burn paper money. Give me a basket of fresh flowers and a plate of fresh fruits and vegetables. There is a dedicated person to take care of the living world, so you can hire them to do it for you."
The person in charge's face is distorted.
Although the scribes have given a solution with considerate heart, the contradiction in the problem is not who will go, but in this twenty years!!!
In the end, the bargaining price was bargained for ten years.
The person in charge also made a step back and doubled the offerings offered during festivals.
The others were a bit complicated but not too much. After asking for instructions from their boss, the person in charge agreed with a wry smile.
The scribe who had won a great victory showed a smile on his face and put his left hand on the hilt of the sword around his waist.
Feng Changzhai breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this.
Everyone is happy to resolve peacefully.
Feng Changzhai made a contract, and the scribe and the person in charge representing the company boss signed their own names and pressed their handprints.
The contract was in duplicate, and the scribe ghost stuffed one of them into his sleeve, leading his subordinates and another group of defeated generals to leave in a mighty manner, leaving everyone unable to come back to their senses for a long time. Feng Changzhai took back his eyes to the ghosts, turned his head and repeatedly reminded the person in charge.
"It would be better to exceed what they promised them than to cut corners."
The person in charge nodded repeatedly and asked again: "Is there any explanation?"
With such a long period of time, there will inevitably be omissions...
Feng Changzhai explained: "You are a blessing in disguise. The leader of the scholar is at least a thousand years old. Judging from his clothes and appearance, he was also a great figure in his lifetime. He must be a high-ranking official from any dynasty. This kind of ghost is not as simple as a minor problem at the construction site. This time he signed a contract with him, which seemed to be a demolition to compensate others, but in fact your company also made a profit. Not to mention anything else, these ghosts will definitely focus on your company in order to move as soon as possible to ensure that your work is smooth and there will be no lonely ghosts."
As long as this company does not take detours and operates diligently, its luck will not be too bad in the next ten years.
The person in charge looked confused.
Also, is there such a good thing?
He scratched his head, feeling like he was hit by a pie from the sky.
Based on the principle that the water does not flow from outsiders, the person in charge asked Feng Changzhai with great gaze how to build a reliable "luxury house".
Ordinary people cannot tell the difference between an ordinary paper house and a "luxury house" in the eyes of old ghosts.
Feng Changzhai said: "I am not good at this, but there are people in my sect who can do these businesses. I'll give you her vx?"
"Okay, okay-this relationship is good."
Netizens off-screen no longer know where to complain.
Are the thousand-year-old turtles and the great Taoist priests so down-to-earth these days?
Feng Changzhai rubbed his stomach and was about to order takeout with Ele.me. As soon as he lowered his head, he noticed that a familiar ghost was approaching.
When he looked up, the scholar was returning.
The other living people became nervous, while Feng Changzhai stood up and bowed to the scholar ghost.
"Senior?"
"I remember something."
"Senior, please speak."
The scholar ghost said: "Help me find a few old ghosts, all of whom are my old subordinates."
"Your old subordinates... don't you want to make compensation for the demolition?"
The scribe ghost frowned and said, "Of course not."
During his lifetime, he had many old subordinates who fought side by side with him. Most of these old subordinates let go of their obsessions and reincarnate over the long years, but some people did not want to suffer in the world and felt that being a ghost was more free, so they became a nail house in the world.
The demolition compensation for those small collective subordinates are just small collective members formed by his ghost life.
The two have different meanings.
Feng Changzhai was stunned: "They are gone?"
The scribe ghost said: "Yes."
Those old subordinates have been out for a trip recently and have never come back.
The scribe ghost noticed something strange and rushed to investigate, only found the uncomfortable breath where they disappeared, and no other discoveries were found.
"Will you be reincarnated?"
The scribe sage shook his head and said confidently: "If you are reincarnated, you will definitely tell me."
"Senior means..."
The scholar ghost said: "Recently, the spiritual energy of heaven and earth has changed abnormally, and the world has appeared one after another. I am worried that they will encounter an unexpected situation."
He is more at ease to find someone who knows the profession.
He had a ghost idea to make trouble for the old ghosts, and he also had this intention - to attract the capable Xuanmen Tianshi.
Feng Changzhai said: "I don't learn the skills well in my younger generation, so I'll give it a try."
As a result, just after I calculated the beginning, the tortoise shell used for calculation cracked strangely, and black fog appeared in the cracks.
The scribe ghost said solemnly: "It's this breath..."
I feel uncomfortable when I get close to it.
Feng Changzhai also realized that something was wrong and used thunder in his palm to deal with the tortoise shell damaged by the black fog.
"My master's sect is not in S City..." The junior teacher is in S City, but he is too useless. He has no other ability except exploiting cheap labor in the underworld to work in the haunted house. Feng Changzhai thought about it and thought of Pei Ye. He said, "There is one person who may be able to help."
The scribe bowed and said, "In this way, I'll ask my friend to help me introduce you."
Feng Changzhai said: "No trouble, no trouble."
The hosts hurriedly followed.
Netizens were also attracted by the appetite and stared at the camera intently.
After a dozen minutes' drive-
Netizens on Pei Ye’s side found another group of amateur guests appearing in the camera.
Two groups of hosts: "???"
Chapter completed!