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871: The most chaotic online variety show (11)(1/2)

"Comrade Police, what happened?"

A group of old men and mothers wearing red club T-shirts were holding dancing fans and swords to approach the police standing guard, or were curiously stretched their necks to see the neighborhood next to the wall where the cordon was locked up, or covered their mouths and noses with their hands to resist the nausea of ​​swelling stomach acid. This smell was amazing. My grandson was not so smelly when he learned to cook durian in the microwave oven. His face was full of curiosity.

Compared with places where local wars still break out from time to time abroad, China seems too comfortable and peaceful, and the more prosperous the city is, the better the security. This has also led to more and more onlookers watching the party, among which the old man and the aunt are the most.

While complaining that the neighborhood was stinking, I almost even vomited supper that day. At the same time, I couldn't help but feel curious about the unknown. What kind of big happenings happened? Police cars and ambulances drove over one by one, and they still acted like this?

If you can get first-hand gossip news, you can shout in the family group.

The policeman in charge of the alert reached out to stop the old man and aunt who were getting closer and closer, and persuaded them to go back with great sincerity.

What exactly is there, I can't say.

If they don’t say it, things can’t be kept in the fire.

Someone near the community photographed a scene of body bags being transported onto the vehicle, and the photographer posted the video to a group of relatives.

"A death happened in xx community!"

"Oh my God, you can still smell the stinky smell after closing the window! It's the stinky corpse!"

Relatives forward this video to relatives, friends or other groups.

"A person died in xx community, and the murderer killed ten people in a row! The bodies were smelly!"

After a while, the video was forwarded by the group members again, and it was accompanied by music with a serious rhythm.

"I'm so kind! The murderer killed ten women in the xx community. The victim's bodies were rotten and the stench was so stinking!"

When this video was posted on a short video website, the title and content changed a little more on this basis.

"The man-cannibal hides in the xx community. The victim's body smells stinking and causes neighbors to call the police. There are videos and truth!"

This video was taken down from a high place. Although the pixels are not very clear, you can see police cars and ambulances. Fully armed people carry bags of bags that look like body bags into the car. The street was blocked, and a cordon that ordinary people could not approach was raised not far away.

This video didn't last long, but the content greatly stimulated the audience.

After a while, there were tens of thousands of likes in the backstage and comments were constantly prompted.

In order to gain more popularity, other netizens added their own guesses to the title of the video: "Be careful! The cannibal escaping was escaping and killed ten underage girls in City A. They threw the corpse in XX community. The body was rotten and smelly and was discovered by the residents of the community..."

Netizens who saw this short video denounced the murderer as a beast, reminding women to be careful when they go out. Some people also doubt the authenticity of the video - such a terrifying thing has long been on the hot search on Weibo - but within a while, netizens near xx community in City A commented that this video is true, and it was still circulating in the group of relatives of local residents, and many people died in xx community...

Some insiders appeared and the video was confirmed, and the speed of spread was even more terrifying.

Not long ago—

"Tsk, it's late."

Two figures of a man and a woman suddenly appeared like ghosts on the roof of the residential building in xx community. No one who was busy with the aftermath downstairs noticed them. The one who just spoke was a girl with a double ponytail sailor dress, and the adult man stood behind her, with a serious expression.

"Bai Wuchang, look back and check the birth and death years of these dead people, where are their souls?"

The two of them jumped down from the tall building one after another, but fell lightly like willow leaves. They ignored the living people around them and walked straight to the basement of the community. The closer they got to the destination, the worse Bai Wuchang's face was - the aura here was so fierce that even a ghost official like him frowned.

A normal living person will not be said to live here for a long time. If you stay here for a few hours, you will be full of hostility and your luck will be depressed.

At the very least, you can see chaotic images that do not belong to the world. At the worst, you can see corpses on the street and you will not have a good end.

"Let the ghost messenger ban this place first, no one except the official people in the world are allowed to approach without authorization."

Emperor Shentu took Bai Wuchang to roughly visit the basement here, without looking at any corner.

Not long after, her tight brows slowly unfolded again, and it was obvious that things were already clear.

Thinking of the police and medical staff just now entering the residential building of this community without knowing it, he sent a job for Bai Wuchang.

"The living people were just watching, don't let them get into trouble." Although these mortals punished evil and eliminated evil, saved lives and helped the wounded, they had accumulated some merit and luck, but their merit and luck were also weak. The weight of the demonic energy here was even affected by Bai Wuchang, let alone these ordinary people.

Bai Wuchang nodded seriously, recorded the matter in the memorandum, and arranged the schedule.

Emperor Shentu glanced at the basement and turned around to let Bai Wuchang follow.

Bai Wuchang was surprised, and turned his head to look at the basement where the demonic energy was not dissipated, and asked, "Emperor, we won't deal with it?"

Emperor Shentu looked indifferent: "There is a source of injustice and a master, and whoever owes the debt will pay it back."

Bai Wuchang understood something: "What the emperor means - is this the sinful debt of the people in the sun?"

It is not easy to take care of everything in the underworld.

The relationship between the Yin and Yang realms is equality and equal cooperation, rather than one party commanding the other party.

If the disaster in xx community is caused by living people themselves, the underworld cannot be over-intervented.

Emperor Shentu said: "Half and half."

She was unwilling to interfere. In addition to not being thankless to wipe the butts of the people in the world and cleaning up the mess, another reason was that her rights were restricted. Fighting with humanities is possible, but fighting with others will be restricted everywhere, which is considered to be lacking in strength.

After all, he is not an orthodox emperor, but just an illegal worker. He does things too out of order and is easily regarded as a lie to stand out.

"Then... you can't keep such a bad place..."

Emperor Shentu said: "Let the people in the sun handle it themselves, and it will be just right to implement the new policy."

When Bai Wuchang heard the word "New Policy", his already bloodless face showed a strange expression.

The world of the world is developing rapidly, and the underworld has also begun to shout slogans to innovate over the years. Among them, the old ghosts who squat in the underworld are unwilling to leave are shouting louder. As more and more new things in the underworld have accepted new things and new ideas in the new era and new ghosts, the ghosts are increasingly dissatisfied with the old and old management system in the underworld, and for this reason, they have given Tianzi City Investment letters and letters of reporting every few days.

Tsk—

If Bai Wuchang said, these ghosts are too idle.

If you want to be reincarnated, you have to queue up for the six realms of reincarnation to let them work, and there are not many job opportunities in the underworld... but aren't everyone trying to sting their feet?

But this situation has not been fundamentally improved.

Bai Wuchang, who was trapped in his own world, looked melancholy. The "New Deal" mentioned by the emperor is the one who has the highest voice in the underworld in addition to the "Sin Ring". Just thinking about the huge workload behind this "New Deal", Bai Wuchang has the urge to grab the ground with his head.

He wanted to persuade his emperor to give up his thoughts in daily life.

However, the world has changed drastically, even the emperor of his own cannot stop the general trend.

The forces headed by the President of the Wu Zong of the Underworld Women's Federation are just to be sure of this and are fearless to do things everywhere. They gather other old ghosts stranded in the underworld, and brainwash new ghosts who are new to the underworld, clamoring to innovate and seek "ghost power" to achieve the realization of the underworld's Heavenly Emperor City, allowing the Emperor City to come forward to implement the so-called "new policy", and break the inherent management rules of the underworld again and again.

If it weren't for the Dharma appearance of Shen Tu Yulei, the two emperors, who appeared in time and took over a mess of Emperors City, and shocked the old ghosts who were still fighting power in the underworld and were idle and moldy without fighting, they would probably have been able to realize their ambition to take over the throne of Emperors in the underworld by President Wu.

He said that was the case, but Bai Wuchang didn't hate President Wu either.

What he hated was the new ghosts who did not understand the system of operation in the underworld but were brainwashed and wanted "ghost power". China in the world has been promoting universal education for so many years, and the undergraduate rate is only a little higher. How high can those "ghost" have average cultural level? They did not have much achievements in their lifetime, and how high their social status and right to speak. How could they run to the underworld and listen to a few words of "ghost power" and learn a new word and can't wait to show it?

I don’t ask these ghosts to have brains, I just ask them not to be hooked and walked away.

But obviously, this is a dream.

In the end, a group of old ghosts led by President Wu, who made a living by playing politics, was not worthy of sympathy.

Bai Wuchang and Hei Wuchang are both conservatives. Judging from their years of experience as a ghost official, they do not oppose the innovative voices proposed by the underworld. However, the operating mechanism of the underworld is different from that of the living, and their responsibilities are also different. They cannot use things in the living.

Alas, I just hope I won't take it off in the end.

Emperor Shentu didn't care about Bai Wuchang's worries.

After the investigation, he opened the gate of ghosts and left. Bai Wuchang accepted his fate and took out his cell phone and called on other colleagues to work overtime.

Pei Ye also ended the first day of preheating live broadcast, took a fight bath, and sat on the sofa with a bath towel and browsed her Weibo.

Although Emperor Shentu’s Weibo account mentioned early in the morning that the spiritual energy of heaven and earth is slowly recovering, the environment has not changed, and people did not take it seriously. Until this time, the "Scenery is the best" show, the program "The Scenery Is Only" turned into a living person (the living person turned into a parrot), the Tianshi fights against evil ghosts, and the evil ghosts gathering to fight together, they can no longer take the "resurrection of spirit energy" seriously!

Click on the hot search topic #Revival of Spirituality#, and the style of netizens gradually turns from seriousness to silly.

[Cat who loves reading]: Husky and I squirted each other for more than half an hour, but it still didn't turn into a human #hand-cranked goodbye.

[My Big Brother]: I looked at my cat brother... I thought about it and let it go. When I just went to pick the balls, my brother wanted to treat the pillow as my face every day and scratch several flowers. If he becomes a human being, he would have to press me to the ground and strangle me to death.

[Occupational disease]: Suddenly I feel that it is very harmonious to change "pinch" to other verbs. There is no egg or melon. If you even pick the melon, it is acceptable to use both hands, feet and mouth...

【My Big Brother】: But...I am a man...

[Month and Moon Dragon]: Welcoming a man, with a man plus a man, full of big men...

[Wang Mojie seeks fame and reputation]: My dog ​​is still so mentally retarded, and my flowers and plants show no signs of transformation. My family has not changed any abnormalities recently, and I have not found myself gifted... Am I an ordinary cannon fodder under the revival of spiritual energy? Yingying.

[Yamo Mumuzi]: Go home and search for a diary crazily, recalling whether he had offended a man and a woman who was suspected of being a finishing place...

[She Tianlang]: #Machine goodbye, it seems that my parents are alive, my children are both strong, and my husband and wife have a harmonious relationship. I can't be the protagonist of the Final Home with a house, a car, a deposit, no loan and still run a company.

Some netizens also suspect that their partners/best friends are transformed into fairies.

He was tempted by all kinds of silence, but in the end he was ridiculous and was taught to be a human being, and was chased by someone with slippers for two streets.

At this time, Mi Xiujie also posted a clarification on his Weibo account.

[I am also working hard today]: To clarify, the two people in the photo were not my son or my daughter, I am still single now. I want to be his father to take advantage, but I dare to recognize this, my brother beat my brain into watermelon juice in minutes—

Mishojie's fans: "???"

The boy who looks very similar to Mishejie is not an illegitimate son but his biological brother Misheling?

So, is that little girl a star?

The fans were shocked and kindly understood Mi Xiujie.

It's great to have an older brother and a younger sister by your side...
To be continued...
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