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333, do not eat hands

"Are you really in love with Concubine Wu Xue?" Xiang Xiaoyuan asked.

"No, no, fake!" Li Xiang said quickly.

"That's good, by the way, when did you guys get together?"

"...I haven't been together, can you believe me?"

"I believe you, by the way, how old is Concubine Wu Xue's older than you?"

"...why are you asking this~"

"Don't think too much, I just ask casually, by the way, I heard that she is 28 years old?"

Li Xiang was sweating profusely. While Xiaoyuan's mother said she believed in him, she kept asking questions in depth, but she was not believing in him. She was clearly numbing him and then getting more information.

"Is it really 28 years old? You can be a sister, but you can't fall in love. You are too different in age. You are only 18 years old and are still growing..."

What do you mean by this?

"Children, can you stop taking pictures? Can you take a break first?"

Li Xiang was already upset, and Dou Dou and Shishi were still swaying in front of him, holding a small cell phone and enjoying it. These two silly children were addicted to recording videos and possessed by the grid.

"Dige, you laugh." Shishi suggested.

"Hahaha~" Li Xiang forced a smile and said, "Shi Shi, would you please take your sister out for fun?"

"Okay." Shishi obediently put away her cell phone and wanted to take Dou Dou out.

"Elephant, call me," Dou Dou suggested. If she didn't satisfy her, she wouldn't go out.

"Ah--" Li Xiang screamed, Dou Dou looked at the little cell phone, as if he had really recorded it, and left with Shishi with his little head.

Seeing that they were out, Li Xiang laughed at Xiang Xiaoyuan and said, "Mom, look at the two little babies you gave birth to, so cute. These are two little angels."

Xiang Xiaoyuan smiled and nodded, agreeing with the praise, and said, "My sisters are getting more and more fun. I remember that during the Chinese New Year last year, Shishi was still talking and talking. This year, she is already very good at singing and dancing. Oh, right..."

Li Xiang's heart was trembling. He was now very afraid of hearing the word "right".

"By the way, how far have you and Concubine Wu Xue developed? Tell your mom honestly that mom will not tell your dad and grandparents."

Li Xiang glanced at Xiang Shuying who was pretending to be on the phone. Xiang Xiaoyuan also looked at her sister who was reluctant to leave, and said, "Shuying, Shuying~ Mom is cutting paper. Can you help her? Mom's eyes are a little blurry."

Xiang Shuying looked at Li Xiang and Xiang Xiaoyuan, nodded and said, "Okay~"

Then finally went out.

Looking around Xiaoyuan, he had no other ears now, and said to Li Xiang: "Now there is no one anymore, let's talk to mother about when did you and Concubine Wu Xue be together."

"We are not together." Li Xiang said firmly.

"Okay, have you ever thought about getting gossip?"

"I never thought about it, because it wasn't like that at all."

"Okay, what's the matter with her?"

“She is very good.”

"To be honest, then I'll ask you, what do you do if she wants a baby? You know, she is already 28 years old, and you are only 18 years old."

"She's 25."

"That's also..."

At this time, the door was pushed open again. Xiang Shuying walked in while "calling" and found a chair to sit down, and didn't even look at Xiang Xiaoyuan and Li Xiang who were staring at her.

Seeing that she had no intention of going out, Xiang Xiaoyuan couldn't help but say, "Shuying, Shuying~ Didn't you ask you to help mom cut paper?"

Xiang Shuying called and replied: "I have arranged for Shishi to help. I have seen it. The baby is doing very well and can inherit his mother's skills in the future. Mom is very happy."

Li Xiang: "..."

Xiang Xiaoyuan had no choice but to treat her as if she didn't exist and continued to say to Li Xiang: "Even if he was 25 years old, you are only 18 years old, and you are 7 years apart. If, I mean, what should you do if she wants a child? Do you want it or not? 18-year-old dad? Are you ready?..."

My mother - Li Xiang is crazy, what's going on! He was about to refute, but Xiang Shuying was talking while pretending to call.

"Sister, I heard it and found that your concept is very old, but it is still the idea of ​​the older generation. Sister-brother relationships are very common among young people now. It's nothing. Not to mention a 7-year difference, even a 17-year difference is not a problem. As long as you love each other, age is not an obstacle. Moreover, Xiaoxiang is right. Finding an older lady to fall in love can get more care..."

Xiang Shuying rarely speaks up for justice and debates with Xiang Xiaoyuan. Li Xiang takes the opportunity to weaken his existence and let the two sisters of the Xiang family quarrel.

He got up and poured water, quietly pressed the mouth of the pot with his thumb, and said softly why there was no water. Then he went out to find water. As soon as he went out, he immediately stuffed his thumb into his mouth, which made him so hot that he was about to blister!

"Dige, don't eat hand, don't eat hand~" Shishi came to him for some reason and said with concern with his little head held high.

"Haha~ I didn't eat my hands." Li Xiang took out his fingers embarrassedly, looked at them, and turned red.

"Dige pigeons, Shishi won't say it, but don't eat it anymore. It will make monks sick. Mom will get angry when she sees it." Shishi said seriously.

How can I explain that I really didn't eat my hands? Li Xiang was helpless, sighed, nodded and said, "Okay, thank you Shishi, I will never eat my hands again."

Shishi nodded her little head, but still didn't let Li Xiang go, and said, "Teacher Xiaowen said that the baby wants to eat grandma when eating her hands, but eating her hands will cause bacteria and will cause monk's disease..."

Shishi transformed into Teacher Li at this moment, changing his habit of talking less, and explained to Li Xiang the reasons and dangers of eating hands. The reason is because he wanted to eat milk and had not been completely weaned. There are so many harms, there will be bacteria and illness... Anyway, there are a lot of them, and it is already full of luck to not die.

When she was helping Teacher Xiaowen take care of the babies in kindergarten, she encountered many children who stole the hands. Whenever she caught one, she had to educate her with great care. She had already helped several babies get rid of the bad habit of eating the hands, such as her best friend Xu Ke, and Wu Yousheng, who had always wanted to take Dou Dou as a follower.

"Okay, I will never be tempted by Shishi again. I'm sorry, what I did wrong, I will definitely change it." Li Xiang hurriedly promised, otherwise he would not be sure when Shishi would let him go.

Dou Dou is here~ Li Xiang shut his mouth immediately and couldn't let this little guy know, otherwise the next second he would be sucking his hands.

"Are you talking about Sen?" Dou Dou asked curiously.

"It's nothing, my brother wants to drink water. Dou Dou, can you get me a bottle of water?" Li Xiang spoke before Shishi, trying to help Dou Dou go away.

In order to prevent Dou Dou from helping, Li Xiang continued, "I have not started teaching you the dance I taught you yet. Do you want to learn it? Oh, I'm so thirsty."

Without saying a word, Dou Dou immediately ran to find him water.

"Don't look down on sister-brother relationships! Your boyfriend can be older than your girlfriend, but can't his girlfriend be older than her boyfriend? Are men and women equal? ​​Sister, your concept is too backward. Why did you become like this? You are so old-fashioned!"

"You actually said I am old-fashioned?! Equality between men and women is equal to equality between men and women. I am Xiaoxiang's mother. When he is in love, I can make requests. I have the responsibility to take care of it..."

Xiang Xiaoyuan and Xiang Shuying were also out loud. Seeing Li Xiang standing outside the door, Xiang Shuying said, "Don't worry, Xiaoxiang, my aunt supports you" and then left. Xiang Xiaoyuan said, "Let's have fun with the New Year first, let's have a good chat after the New Year" and then left.

Li Xiang:(?_?)

Shishi at his feet suddenly raised his little head and said carelessly: "Don't be afraid of pigeons, you won't be beaten if you eat your hand. Dou Dou's mother didn't beat her. Don't worry, Shishi supports you like my aunt."

Li Xiang: "...Thank you, Shishi."

"No need to thank you, ah, what is supporting you?"

Li Xiang: "..."

In the distance, Dou Dou ran over happily holding a thermos cup full of tea stains. Behind him was the voice of his grandfather: "Dou Dou! Why are you taking away grandfather's tea cup??"
Chapter completed!
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