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431, Boundless murderous

The live broadcast camera was just a pig and two pairs of little feet, and its popularity soared to 1 million. It immediately appeared on the homepage of the live broadcast platform, causing the managers of the live broadcast platform to be puzzled. Why is this an anchor who has never heard of it so popular? What is this? Is it engaged in "illegal" live broadcast? Three or four Internet administrators rushed in. Once they found any signs of "pornography, gambling, drugs", they were not ruthless in seizure, but...

"It's Li Xiang~~~~"

"It is said to be Li Xiang~~~"

"What is it said? It must be that if it weren't for him, a bunch of ants could attract 1.1 million people?"

"But did you see Li Xiang? No one saw any."

"How about this, you go and check other rooms. I'll stay here and tell you immediately if you find out."

"I'll just wait, I like small animals."

"…Ants are also your favorite little animals?"

...

Several network administrators discussed and first reported the situation in the live broadcast room to the supervisor collectively. Then the supervisor asked the female network administrator to stay and the others continued to go to the rounds.

At the same time, the platform manager reported to the manager. What is the most lacking in live broadcast platforms? There is a lack of stars for them! It is difficult to invite people for high prices. Finally, I hire one. I won’t talk about the price at first. Live broadcast is just a casual chat for a while, awkward chat, and then take the money away. I have no sincerity, the form is not vivid or lively. How can Li Xiang be so friendly and start the live broadcast without saying a word.

The platform manager immediately decided to put the room of "Beihai outing" on the home page of the home page, and wrote the title "Li Xiang gets here!!!" and then followed the advice and changed the name to "Li Xiang gets here with his sister!!!"

The sister is the keyword, and you can't leave it behind.

Now a huge amount of traffic flocked to the live broadcast room of "Beihai outing". More than 1.6 million people were guarding the computer, watching a team of ants in the camera move biscuit crumbs, and pricking their ears. They heard the sound of a pair of little girls playing and the sound of pigs coming from a distant place outside the camera.

The manager is also a fan of Li Xiang. After arranging the work, he returned to the office and sat down, clicked on the live broadcast platform, entered the legendary Li Xiang's live broadcast room, and then supported his left hand on the desk and held his cheek with his wrist to see how hardworking the ants in spring are.

Suddenly, singing sounded in the live broadcast room. Dou Dou was singing? Shishi started singing?

I only listen to the little girl singing:

??Study*&…%¥#A little listless??

??I really want to eat*&%¥#@Ice Cream Ice Cream??

??Ah, ghost story in bed??

??Tell me to tell the timid sister??

...

"It's Dou Dou who is singing! I know this sound."

"It's Dou Dou's voice, followed by Shishi, they are singing."

"Oh, the sound is so nice, the little loli is so clear."

"This is a small milky little milk sound!"

"This is not sung in a live manner, you listen to it, there is a soundtrack."

"It's the live broadcast mobile phone ringing."

"It's true that the phone is ringing."

"Why did the phone suddenly ring? Is Li Xiang watching us from outside the camera?"

"You guys are stupid, it must be the ringtone of your cell phone. There is a phone call."

"It makes sense, what song is this?"

"Dou Shishi's singing is not "Snacks Can't Be Eat as Food", but another song."

"This reminds me of a song that Li Dan once took a photo and said Dou Dou Shishi was recording."

"Ah, I remembered it too, the photos are still there."

"It's possible that the song recorded at that time was saved by my brother for the ringtone of the mobile phone."

...

While discussing, everyone listened to the little loli singing enthusiastically:

??I like * I am the first in my grades??

??It doesn’t matter if you are occasionally naughty??

??As long as you don't mind??

??()*&%¥#@??

??Oh teacher     sorry    I’m sorry??

??Oh, I'm not a troublemaker??

??Oh, Ya Lun's family is super brave??

??Oh, don't call me a traitor??

??I want my happiness*&%¥??

This sentence came to an abrupt end, and the length of the mobile phone ringtone was limited, and it was impossible to complete a song.

But this made more than 1 million people in the live broadcast room unsatisfied. When I heard the climax, how could it be gone!

"Continue singing~~~"

"Why don't you sing ~ Sing your songs!"

...

Li Dan, hiding at home, did not expect such an effect. He just wanted to call Li Xiang and let him show his face in the camera to save him, but he didn't expect that a mobile phone ringtone could also cause a collective orgasm among millions of viewers.

He couldn't help but pressed the dial button again in a prank, and heard the song of "The Trouble" sounding again in the live broadcast room. The barrage swept the screen and everyone climaxed together again, but suddenly the ringtone stopped, and after only a few sings, it stopped!

"Sing a few more words~"

"Who hung up after making a phone call twice?"

"Is this fun to us?"

...

Li Dan thought to himself that I was just teasing you, hahaha~

He dialed the phone again, and then hung up after three times, then called again, and then hung up after four times... He enjoyed it until someone seriously suspected that Li Dan was doing it.

"I didn't! Don't frame a good person!"

Li Dan yelled outside the camera, resolutely refusing to admit it. At the same time, the evil hand pressed on the dial button again. On the other side, Dou Dou started singing again.

Suddenly, the sound of footsteps approached quickly, and a child wearing a strap jeans appeared in the camera.

I saw this cute little cute with long hair with a rosy face coming to the camera, bent down and lowered her little head, staring at the camera blankly, and talking to herself curiously: "Huh? The elephant's phone is ringing~"

Then everyone felt dizzy. When the camera stabilized again, what was presented to everyone was a pink and tender face, neat and cute bangs, long eyelashes, big eyes as clear as spring water, pouting, sunshine, falling on the small face, even the thin fluff on the lips could be seen clearly.

Everyone screamed in shock, this is Dou Dou!!!

Someone holding the screen and chewing it~

"Dou Dou Dou, who is looking for pigeons?"

Another little girl appeared, either the surprise didn't come, but it would come double. Now Shishi also appeared.

The little sister put her little head next to Dou Dou and stared at her phone.

The two little sisters stared at the phone and Dou Dou said uncertainly: "Li... Is this a so-called duck!"

"*&%¥" said Shishi.

Dou Dou: "Ha? What did you say, Shishi?"

Shishi spoke infancy, and even Dou Dou couldn't hear what he was saying.

"Dige~ Your phone is ringing, it must be that I'm looking for you~~" Shishi shouted out to the camera, and she didn't recognize the word.

Li Xiang came over and the phone had already hung up, but there were more than ten missed calls, all of which were Li Dan!

Li Dan was panicked and realized something was wrong. He quickly called again, but it was too late. After the little sisters' inquiry, Li Xiang said that this was a call from Li Dan and Brother Dandan.

Then Li Dan's phone call came, and Li Xiang opened his mouth and said, "Dandan, you're crazy, you're calling me so many times~"

Li Dan: “…”

He wanted to ask Li Xiang to act, not to mention that he made the call, but it was still too late. Wow... Will he die tonight? He already felt the boundless murderous aura outside the computer screen.
Chapter completed!
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