61, naughty forces(1/2)
Li Xiang looked at Dou Dou and Shishi holding each table legs and babbling, and couldn't help laughing.
Grandma and grandpa also had helpless and funny expressions.
"Dou Dou, Shishi, okay, the baby is better than his brother. Come out quickly, let's have breakfast quickly." Grandma told them not to babble.
Dou Dou: "Yayayayayayayaya~"
Grandma couldn't understand and changed her target. Since her sister didn't come out, Shishi came out first.
Shishi: "Jijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijiji
"Grandma doesn't understand, are you okay getting up quickly? We are having breakfast."
"Yayayaya~"
"Jijiji~"
"Meow Meow Meow Meow~" This is Donmain who is here to join in the fun.
Grandma couldn't help laughing, and finally she couldn't help laughing.
"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,"
The sound of cicadas was still coming from under the table, and then a small hand pulled Li Xiang's trouser legs.
"What are you doing?" Li Xiang looked down at Li Dou Dou.
"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,"
"I don't understand, I don't know what you're talking about."
"Ah, ah, ah!"
"What?"
"Ah, ah, ah!"
"What kind of bird's singing is this? My brother can't understand it, he speaks human words."
Then Li Xiang was reminded by his grandmother again, not to speak to his sister like this.
"Ah, ah, ah!"
"I can't understand, I can't understand, there's nothing else to say, then brother just eats, I won't care about you."
"Ah, ah, ah!"
It is impossible to eat, and the legs of the trousers are being pulled.
Li Xiang was helpless.
"Okay, okay, you sing ten thousand times better than me, okay."
"Hehe, thank you brother. Sister, thank you brother."
"Thank you pigeon."
"Then get up quickly."
“What’s wrong.”
"Okay~"
The two little sisters finally stopped holding the table legs and climbed onto their own small chair.
Grandma asked Li Xiang curiously: "Does Xiaoxiang understand?"
Li Xiang: "Hahahahaha~ Actually, I can't understand it. I guess it, nothing can escape from my brother's palm."
"Brother, Dou Dou wants to eat that!" Dou Dou said loudly at the shrimp dumplings on the dining table.
"Isn't this in front of you, take it yourself."
"Dou Dou is ten thousand times better than you."
“…So what?”
"Dou Dou wants to eat that, and the elephant takes it."
Grandma asked Li Xiang: "What does this mean?"
Li Xiang said angrily: "It means she is ten thousand times better than me, so I want to serve her."
I picked up a shrimp dumpling and put it in Li Doudu’s small flower bowl, "I’ll give you a lot of food! Shishi also eat one?"
"No~" Shishi shook her head immediately.
"Then sister will help you eat it." Dou Dou immediately picked up the shrimp dumplings in Shishi's bowl and ate it in one bite. That's how her meat grew.
At 7:30 in the morning, the family had breakfast and set off to the hospital to deliver breakfast to their parents.
There was a doctor in the ward talking to Li Chao and Xiaoyuan.
"Hello, Dr. Wang." Li Xiang met the other party, who was his father's attending doctor, a fat man in his 40s, not tall, with a round face and a smile.
"Hello Li Xiang, congratulations, I've watched your show, it's so amazing, young man." Dr. Wang said with a smile, then slapped Dou Dou, shook Shishi's hands, and then left.
The two children liked this uncle who always smiled very much. They stood at the door and waved goodbye to him until he disappeared from the corner. They happily ran to the edge of the bed, talked to their father, and talked about interesting things.
Grandma and grandpa took out the breakfast they brought and placed it on the table.
"Mom, come here for breakfast."
Li Xiang called Xiang Xiaoyuan and helped Li Chao get up at the same time.
"Do you a favor, do you a favor, dad, huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Shishi was much smarter and went to push the wheelchair and whispered. She was really gasping, not pretending like Dou Dou.
"You go and help my sister push the wheelchair." Li Xiang said to Dou Dou, who was whispering to his feet, feeling a snake at his feet, and was whispering to his heart.
"Okay, there's something wrong, Dou Dou is great."
The two children pushed the wheelchair to the edge of the bed. Grandpa and Xiang Xiaoyuan both came to help him help Li Chao up. Then Li Xiang carried it off the bed and gently placed it in the wheelchair.
"Dou Dou wants to eat?" When Xiang Xiaoyuan and Li Chao were sitting at the dining table for breakfast, Dou Dou stood next to his mother, looking at him eagerly, as if he wanted to eat very much.
"Ho ho ho ho ho..." Dou Dou laughed foolishly, and was suddenly interrupted by Li Xiang. Li Xiang said: "Don't give her food, I've eaten a lot in the morning."
Dou Dou muttered unhappily about the annoying elephant. Li Xiang was too lazy to pay attention to this foodie, took out Shishi's picture book and asked the little sister to draw and play with her own painting.
Dou Dou walked around the dining table, walked to the bathroom and took a look. The door was closed and the elephant was inside.
She ran to Li Chao, took her father's hand and said, "Da Dad, Dou Dou wants to poop."
Li Chao: "No, dad wants to sit."
Dou Dou said anxiously: "Dad Dad Dou Dou wants to poop."
Li Chao: "Dad can get up by himself, look, dad is up."
Li Chao supported his hands, gently lifted his body a little, and then sat down again.
"Damn, dab~ah~" Li Douduo shouted, unable to help it anymore. Fortunately, at the critical moment, my brother was very powerful, and Li Xiang happened to come out of the bathroom. When she saw it, she couldn't help it, and turned into a gust of wind and rushed in from Li Xiang's feet.
Li Chao:-_-||
Xiang Xiaoyuan laughed without hesitation, and the branches and flowers were shaking.
Shishi took the time to lift his little head from the passionate creation of art and said, "Sister wants to go to the bathroom, poop."
Xiang Xiaoyuan said to Li Xiang: "Go and help Dou Dou."
Li Xiang: ̄へ ̄
"I want me to help you even if your kids shit?!!!"
Xiang Xiaoyuan: "It's not that you haven't done it, you used to be a frequent player."
Li Xiang waved his hand, ten thousand people were unwilling to do it: "There are different now, change the person, I... I'll go right away! Don't move! Grandma, look at it."
Xiang Xiaoyuan held Dou Dou's inflatable wolf-tooth hammer in his hand and drove Li Xiang into the bathroom. After a while, the sound of vomiting and giggling, and the sound of heezing and giggling were heard in the bathroom. Shishi laughed outside.
Not long after, Dou Dou Chunfeng came out with a proud look on his face. He walked with a big goose stroll. Li Xiang followed behind him with a bitter face. He walked with a small step, closing the toilet door with a bang to prevent the "toxic gas" from leaking out.
Xiang Xiaoyuan said to the child: "Dou Dou, you call dad, not dad, dad is dad, dad is dad, dad is dad, dad is dad, you have to make it clear."
Grandma also taught children how to correctly distinguish between father and father, and Li Dou Dou was confused when he heard it.
Li Xiang said bluntly: "Dad is dad, dad is shit. When you call dad, dad is just scolding dad. When you translate it, dad is shit. Ask you, what's your intention??"
Li Xiang clicked Dou Dou's careful mouth and couldn't bear it. He took two steps back and said in a daze: "Dad?"
Li Xiang: "It's not dad, it's dad, it's dad."
Dou Dou: "Damn?"
Li Xiang: "Dad!"
Dou Dou: "Damn?"
"Tong straighten up~"
Li Xiang pinched her little face and asked her to straighten her tongue. She was fumigated by the baby's shit just now, and now she wants to take revenge.
To be continued...