Li Xiang: "What, let's talk about it, brother."

Li Dan: "Little Elephant, tell me honestly, did you install an invisible camera in my room?"

"I didn't install a stealth camera, I installed your head!"

"Why are my sister telling you everything? Is you her brother or I her brother? She likes you so much."

"Haha, let's talk about it, what happened."

After Li Xiang was persuaded by kind words, Li Dan finally began to tell the story of his first online dating in his life and his first appearance.

One word, it's so miserable.

"I am such a good boy, I don't like me, I'll just want to sell me green tea. It's really too much!" Li Dan said angrily.

“Hahahahaha…”

"Smile."

"Don't be sad, don't cry."

"It is true that sadness is, but I can't cry. I never cried. I have been heartless and have never cried since I was a child."

"Oh, why are you doing this? Li Dan, you really lose face with our surname Li."

"I have summarized a truth in life."

"The girls who fall in love with people online sell tea, right?"

"Tsk, don't make a fuss, I'm serious. I found that men are not bad and women don't love them."

"?"

"Why doesn't this girl who sells green tea like me? Because I'm too kind, because I'm too serious and not bad. Now bad boys are popular, but bad boys can only eat Xiang."

"Are you serious?"

"Little Elephant, do you know you're very popular now?"

"I know, when I came to the hospital today, many nurses and sisters came to me to take photos. Oh, it's really unstoppable enthusiasm."

"(ˉ﹃ˉ), I really envy you, Xiaoxiang, do you know why you are so popular?"

"According to your logic, because I'm bad?"

"Yes, aren't you bad yet? You often cheated me, and Dou Dou is often cheated by you. You said, you stole my game console! When did you give me back??? You also told dirty jokes on TV shows. My parents watched last night's show, and my sister watched it too."

Now it's Li Xiang's turn: "!"

"They probably didn't understand."

"Are you stupid or others stupid?"

"-_-||, I'm not a dirty joke, it's your random thoughts."

"It's too late to say anything, but Li Xiang, since you told dirty jokes, you have become more famous online. Many people say they want to give birth to a baby for you, and men and women say that."

"!"

"Li Xiang, do you think this is a man who is not bad and doesn't love women? You tell dirty jokes, so vulgar and so low-level, there are more boys and girls who like you and praise you for being cute. What's the reason? Although I don't know why, who taught me that I am a boy who likes to learn? I must learn bad things as soon as possible so that I can be loved."

"I don't care whether you learn bad things or not, but don't say you learn from me. I can't bear this responsibility."

"Xiaoxiang, do you say you are cute? How could they say you are cute? How could a man in his 180s be associated with cuteness??"

"Yes, do they have a wrong understanding of cuteness?"

"You think so too? I think so too! You are not cute at all, you hate it, rob me of my game console."

"It's a game console again! Are we brothers?"

"Brother, you still robbed my game console?"

"I'm going to participate in "Walking With Us", do you want Lu Hua's signature?"

"Brother! Brother, brother, brother~"

"Where are you crowing with the rooster?"

"The rooster is calling it, my dear big rooster brother, brother! What did you say just now? Make sure, "Walk with Us"? Let me sign them together."

"Okay, no problem."

"Li Xiang, are you really here?"

"What's really?"

"You really want to participate in "Walking With Us"? Are you famous?"

"Didn't you just say I'm popular? That's right, I'm just prosperous now."

"Tsk tsk tsk, you are a star now, right?"

"That's right."

"Elephant, call me brother now, hurry up!"

“…”

"I have photos of you since childhood, such as you pee on the side of the road, stealing fish in the reservoir, defying the Chinese teacher's bicycle, and holding hands with the girl secretly~ I have, I have them. I will ask you, do you call me brother?"

"Don't say that. I have photos of your embarrassing things, and I want to explode each other?"

"I'm not afraid. You broke the news. It's me that is popular, you're going to explode."

"Let's go and see."

After placing his harsh words, Li Xiang immediately called up another WeChat friend and sent a message.

After a while, Superman Xiandan didn't reply. Li Xiang took the opportunity to go to the bathroom. When he came out, he saw the reply. He first had an angry expression, and then wrote: "Little Elephant! Why are you so bad! You actually complained to my sister! How can women get involved in men's affairs!!"

"Do you still reveal me?"

"You see through you! But it's okay if you don't reveal the news. You can introduce a girl to me. You must have many girls now. How about introducing the most beautiful one to me? This is not an exaggeration."

"Why are you feeling strange? Don't you like Mu Xiwen?"

"Hey????Yes, I like Mu Xiwen. Oh, by the way, Xiaoxiang, our class will have a class reunion tomorrow. Do you have time to come? Everyone really wants to see you. The last time I saw you, you were still lying on the hospital bed and humming, and it was difficult to even speak. It was so pitiful. Many people shed tears for you and took photos with you. They thought that was the last time they met you in their lives, so they washed out the photos, but they didn't expect you to jump around again soon."

"...I almost forgot if you didn't mention this. Dandan, you are so idle. You are informed in the group if you pee and shit. Do you deserve a beating?"

"^_^Don't everyone care about you? I also respond to everyone's request. I must tell you everything in detail so that you can rest assured."

"Why are you recording the sound of me snoring while sleeping??? And posting it in the group!!! No matter how big or small, don't you have to be so detailed, right?"

"I'm kind, too. What does snoring when you sleep? It means you're sleeping soundly! It means your body is getting better. If you hurt halfway and your whole body is stiff, can you snoring when you sleep? Don't say that, since you posted the recording of your snoring, everyone has put their heart back, and those who haven't washed the photos have stopped washing, saving a lot of pocket money. You see, I'm doing good things."

“…”

Li Dan said that his mobile phone still stored many photos that Li Xiang didn't want to see, and used this as a threat to let Li Xiang introduce him to several girls.

In order to make Li Xiang believe it, he sent a photo over. Li Xiang looked at it and agreed to introduce it to him without saying a word.
Chapter completed!