Chapter 516 I was almost poisoned by your poisonous chicken soup
certainly.
Ye Feng would not answer Ma Qiangxi's boring question.
He laughed in everyone's puzzled eyes: "It is of course just a bold guess. As for myths, I have to interpret them with the soul of myths. However, there are two evidences in the book "Journey to the West".
"One is the former owner of the Water Curtain Cave. According to the original book, there are flowers and trees in the Water Curtain Cave, which is a stone house. There are stone nests, stone stoves, stone bowls, stone basins, stone beds, and stone benches. On a stone tablet in the middle, there is a 'Fuguo Mountain Blessed Land, Water Curtain Cave's Cave's Heaven. It is obvious that someone lived in the Water Curtain Cave before, and he could write. This person was Dayu. Huaguo Mountain is the ancestral vein of the ten continents and is the most suitable residence for Dayu to control the flood. So when Dayu retreated, he left behind these in the house and his own people, leading people with destiny in it. This is the Tongkou monkey and four old monkeys. The original book describes that the Tongkou monkey seems to know everything, like a god."
"The second is the former owner of the Golden Cudgel. The Golden Cudgel is the Dinghai Sword Needle of the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea. Everyone knows that this was left by Dayu's flood control and no one can use it for so many years. But when Sun Wukong learned the arts and went to the East China Sea and came to the Golden Cudgel, the Golden Cudgel shone brightly, as if to welcome his own master. After Sun Wukong obtained it, he could change at will at will, just like he had used it for a long time. Is this a gene passed down to his bones? We all know that generally spiritual magic weapons and magic weapons will not easily recognize their masters and be obtained by others. Then this golden cudgel must have a deep connection with Sun Wukong. This is the weapon left by Dayu to Sun Wukong."
I heard Ye Feng tell so much evidence.
Everyone was shocked.
Thinking about it carefully is extremely scary.
It turns out that Sun Wukong is not a counterattack.
Over the years, I have been deceived by his grassroots identity.
"Hold the grass~~I held the grass~~"
Everyone feels that they can only use this word to express their feelings.
Unexpectedly, Ye Feng was still talking:
"According to the ancient book "Huainanzi", Yu worked hard to work in the world and died to become a society. This means that after Dayu died, he became the "Society God". Society is also called Houtu, which means Dayu is in charge of the earth. In other words, the Jade Emperor is in charge of the Emperor Heaven, and Dayu is in charge of Houtu. It can be seen that Sun Wukong is the standard second generation of the emperor."
"However, according to the regulations of the Immortal Realm, the principle of the children born to immortals before becoming immortals is that they do not arrange work. Therefore, Sun Wukong cannot go to the Immortal Realm to work directly. However, due to his father's relationship, he is still receiving various special care in the world."
"So, shortly after he was born, Sun Wukong went to the best school at that time. Famous teachers guided one-on-one, taught step by step, and learned the skills of going all over the world and ever-changing."
Now, even the Wanwan merchant Ma Tianci couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.
Ye Feng is so nonsense.
Especially his serious appearance.
"If I really believe, I believe in you."
Ma Tianci took Maotai again and poured it on Ye Feng and said, "Mr. Ye, come and drink."
Ye Feng took it, raised his head and drank a glass, and smiled:
"Actually, even if Sun Wukong is not Dayu's son, he must be a person with a deep background."
"For example, he made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace and committed countless heavenly rules. Why did the Jade Emperor bear it again and again? Isn't it because of the 'society god' of the same level? He also arranged one job for him, taking care of horses and orchards..."
"Who knew that Sun Wukong had stolen the fairy pills, secretly ate peaches, messed up the peaches, and even proclaimed himself the Great Sage of the Monkey King, and wanted to be on par with the Jade Emperor. You must know that the laws in the fairy world have always been strict. There was a great marshal who teased a woman after drinking and was demoted to a pig, and a general who accidentally broke a glass and was demoted to Liusha River. The heavenly rules that Sun Wukong committed were so sinful that it was so numerous that it was hard to write about. Ten thousand deaths were enough, but what about the end?"
Ye Feng laughed and said, "I was sentenced to 50 years in prison. It sounds quite serious, but one day above the sky and a thousand years underground. 500 years is just a symbolic sign of being imprisoned in the detention center for half a day. When the limelight comes, I will immediately arrange to go abroad for inspection. That is, to go to the West to obtain the scriptures."
"On the way to obtain the scriptures, everyone greeted him in advance, so it was a formality. After Sun Wukong had this resume, he could get promoted and raise his salary and become a Buddha immediately."
“So~”
Ye Feng concluded: "Journey to the West tells us that it is impossible to accomplish something without any relationship. Looking at the whole book, all the monsters with the backstage were taken away, while all the monsters without the backstage were beaten to death. The story of Journey to the West was not chicken soup, but poisonous chicken soup."
“Hahaha~”
Everyone burst into laughter.
Yang Yurong pounced on Ye Feng and shouted:
"Brother-in-law, you're going to give me my childhood~~I was almost poisoned to death by your bowl of poisonous chicken soup."
Ye Feng smiled and said, "Although chicken soup is poisonous, it is very nutritious. So there is no casual success."
"No, brother-in-law, you are!"
Yang Yurong smiled and said, "Brother-in-law, you can succeed casually."
Ye Feng laughed and said, "I'm lucky!"
Feeling the soft body of my sister-in-law and leaning against him, Ye Feng was filled with emotion.
His success is to have the trump card of rebirth.
Otherwise, he would still have the life to eat steamed buns.
Ma Qiangxi was on the side and saw his favorite little beauty throwing his arms into Ye Feng.
The heart is cut like a knife.
Why can Ye Feng hug him from both sides? Why can he be confined to his father and even apologize?
But the situation is so.
He had to bow his head.
My dad even gave me a mentally retarded name.
How is his mood?
How can Ye Feng and Yang Yurong care about it?
The little beauty Yurong smiled at Ye Feng's ears,
"Brother-in-law, you are so awesome. I will ask you a question, and you will definitely not be able to answer it?"
"What's the problem?"
"If you're married."
Yang Yurong teased and said with a teasing smile:
"Who will you save first when your wife and your mother fall into the water at the same time?"
"Damn, this classic question is really too difficult. Can you change it?" Ye Feng couldn't answer even though he had two lifetimes of experience.
Seeing Ye Feng stumped by Yang Yurong.
Yang Yuqing, Luo Yan, and Zhang Ruolan all lit up their eyes and looked at Ye together.
Yang Yurong smiled strangely, "Okay, I'll change one. If your wife has a child and has difficulty giving birth, the doctor will ask you whether to protect the older or the younger? How do you choose?"
Yang Yuqing, Luo Yan, and Zhang Ruolan's eyes were brighter, waiting for Ye Feng to answer.
Ye Feng smiled bitterly and said, "Can you want both?"
"no."
"Then ask again." Ye Feng had no choice but to surrender.
"Okay, you must answer the last question." Yang Yurong made a cute face and said:
"Your wife has a baby and is difficult to give birth. The doctor asked you to protect the eldest or the young? At this time, your mother jumped into the river and forced you to protect the young, what should you do?"
"Oh my God! Are all the problems with women?"
Ye Feng looked around and saw that the girls were very interested in waiting for his answer. He had to admit defeat obediently, which attracted many beauties to make fun of them.
"My mom can swim, protect her! "
Ma Qiangxi was shouting wildly inside.
Unfortunately, my father Ma Tianci came in to deliver the perfect wine. After the compensation was over, he pulled him away reluctantly.
He had to watch the beauties make a fuss around Ye Feng. He also had to carefully bring the door to Ye Feng.
At this time, Luo Lin, who ran to buy a camera, finally arrived panting.
When I came upstairs, I quietly approached the private room door and prepared to take a sneak shot.
Just happened to meet Ma Qiangxi and his son opening the door.
And Yang Yurong's voice of a difficult problem came from the private room.
"Hahahaha! Hold the grass!"
Rollin couldn't help laughing.
Chapter completed!