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Chapter 13 Cultivation with Sun Wukong

With white thighs and seductive dance, this MV is a bit too exciting for the Dragon Ball world. Even an old pervert like Kame Sennin can't stand it.

"Hey~~" Klin stood on tiptoes and stretched his neck to look over, saliva flowing from the corners of his mouth. These were much more exciting than the magazines he gave to Kame Sennin.

"Uncle, what are these sisters doing? Is this also a kind of martial arts?" Only the simple Sun Wukong remained unmoved.

"This...this...not everyone can practice martial arts!" Kame Sennin still tried to persist, but the hand holding the tablet did not let go.

"This is from T-ARA. There are other folders from Girls' Generation, SISTAR, Wonder-Girl, Miss-A... You can't lose to this one!" Shen Long closed the video and opened them one by one. The sexy and charming covers of the folders and video files made Kame Sennin simply unable to control them.

"I want...I want to watch!" Guixianren's nosebleed kept flowing, and Shen Long began to worry whether he would die.

"So, what about practicing martial arts?" Shen Long pinched the corner of the tablet and tried to pull it off.

"Teacher Wu Tian, ​​please let uncle practice with us! This way, you can often eat the food made by uncle." Sun Wukong pulled the corner of Turtle Immortal's clothes and said, Klin also nodded in agreement, and both of them were impressed by Shen Long. Conquered by his cooking skills.

"No problem, I didn't prepare enough today. In fact, my cooking skills are far from being fully utilized!" Although I was a little unhappy to be called uncle by Sun Wukong, but since he spoke for me, I can forgive him.

"Not everyone can follow me to practice martial arts." A cold light flashed in Kame Sennin's sunglasses, and the nosebleed suddenly stopped.

It seems that this is indeed the case. Although when reading the comics, Krillin convinced Kame Sennin with a beauty magazine, Krillin later became the strongest person on earth, and his talent in martial arts training is absolutely needless to say.

Looking at the other disciples of Kame Sennin, Yamcha is also the top master among humans. He was able to enter the top eight of the world's best martial arts club before practicing martial arts with Kame Sennin; Sun Wukong's grandfather Sun Wufan and Qiqi's father Niu Demon kings are also powerful, and their fighting prowess cannot be underestimated.

So Turtle Immortal accepts disciples based on talent, right? I'm afraid he won't accept those without talent easily. At this moment, Shen Long muttered in his heart, "So, do you think I have the qualifications to learn from you?" "

"You..." Turtle Immortal stood up and walked around Shen Long a few times, and said without any politeness at all, "You are far behind Wukong, Klin and the others, but you are not without merit."

This may be an additional benefit of Liao Jie’s cooking skills! Being a top chef also requires good health. You are too small and frail to handle kitchen knives and spatulas. In addition, Tsui Hark is a martial arts film director, and the food he produces The movie also has a strong martial arts style. Come to think of it, even if Liao Jie fights, he will never lose to ordinary people.

Before Shen Long could be happy, Guixianren changed the topic again, "I will not accept you as my apprentice."

"Grandpa!"

"Teacher Wu Tian!" Sun Wukong and Klin begged at the same time.

"However, you can practice with Wukong and Klin, but you must not tell others that you are my disciple." Turtle Immortal said sternly.

Hey, why are you willing to teach me but unwilling to admit that I am his disciple? Oh, I probably understand, maybe you think my talent is too poor and it would be embarrassing to tell people about it?

"Teach me how to watch these beauties dance?" Less than thirty seconds after he got serious, Kame Sennin showed his anxious look again, holding the tablet computer, his eyes almost bulging out and stuck to the screen.

"Teacher Wutian, Wukong, and Krillin, come back for dinner!" As soon as he taught Turtle Immortal how to watch videos, he heard a girl's voice shouting nearby.

"Oh, it's already dark!" Only then did everyone realize that the moon was out.

"Lan Qi, we are here!" Sun Wukong jumped up and responded. A beautiful girl came over. Shen Long's first reaction was to look at her hair. When he saw Lan Qi's hair was blue, he was relieved; Yes, if you sneeze and your hair turns yellow, it's time to rush over and kill someone with a kitchen knife.

"Hey, have you all started eating? It smells so delicious!" Lan Qi sniffed.

Sun Wukong, Klin and Turtle Immortal immediately huddled together and trembled, looking at Lan Qi nervously. Shen Long hid directly behind Turtle Immortal. Oh no, I used a lot of chili peppers in the cooking just now.

"Ah~~ Sneeze!" With a huge sneeze, Lan Qi's hair turned golden in an instant. She angrily picked up the kitchen knife next to her and rushed towards her, "You guys actually ate it behind my back!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~ help!" Several guys ran away. Turtle Immortal took two steps and felt something was wrong. He turned around and tucked Shen Long under his arm. He passed Sun Wukong in three steps and two steps, and walked down the mountain in a hurry. Run away.

Shen Long only heard the whistling wind in his ears. It felt stronger than the wind when he was riding a motorcycle. Turtle Immortal was so powerful, he could run so fast while carrying more than a hundred pounds.

"Huh?" Sun Wukong couldn't help but slow down when he saw Kame Sennin like this. He thought about grabbing Klin and running like Kame Sennin with him under his arm, but he was too short and poor. Klin's head hit the ground from time to time while running. After they escaped Lan Qi's pursuit, Klin had become a Buddha.

"Ahahahaha! Ahahahaha!" Kame Sento pointed at Klin's head and laughed until tears came out.

"Sun Wukong! You damn guy!" Klin was furious. As soon as he landed on the ground, he rushed up and started fighting with Sun Wukong, and then...he got a few more bumps on his head.

When the moon rose to the center of the sky, the Turtle Immortal took them back to the Turtle House. By this time, Lan Qi had fallen asleep again.

Because of Shen Long, they did not eat the puffer fish cooked by Lan Qi today to avoid stomachache.

The next morning, Shen Long got up early and made breakfast. Lan Qi was not angry at all because she was taken away from the cooking job. After seeing Shen Long cooking, she wanted to learn from him.

Shen Long agreed, but from now on, he would never dare to use peppers, onions and other condiments and ingredients that could make people sneeze.

After breakfast, Turtle Immortal took them to the edge of a cliff, picked up a fist-sized stone, and wrote the character turtle on it, "Watch this stone carefully."

Then he threw it off the cliff with a whoosh, "Whoever finds this stone first and brings it back here wins! The loser is not allowed to have lunch!"
Chapter completed!
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