Two thousand and eighty nine chapters a joke
Lilia was not very scared. Her fearlessness came from ignorance, because she could not think of what it meant for a missile to land around her in an instant. When she figured out how to start to be afraid, she would not be so scared that her legs were so weak that she could not move.
What does it mean to land a ground-based tactical missile fall by your side? Of course, it was a bombardment that no bones remained.
It was because they knew what it meant for the missile to land around them that Gao Yang and the others were so scared that their legs were weak.
Think about it, a black cylinder fell to her side with a slight slap. When she looked closely, it was a large missile with smoke. No one who knew how to do it could stand this psychological impact.
Lilia finally understood what was going on. She stared at the missile in a daze, and her face turned pale.
Gao Yang swallowed hard, and he subconsciously wanted to move backwards, but his mind was coming, and his legs couldn't keep up. He found that his legs were shaking like a sieve at this moment, and he couldn't use any strength at all.
The tail part of the missile was smoking and kept coming out.
Gao Yang's voice was filled with crying voices, and he said tremblingly: "It's a smoke."
Cui Bo said in a daze: "Run quickly!"
"I can't run away."
Phoenix looked serious, she fell to the side and began to crawl, then whispered: "Climb!"
The wizard wiped his face hard with his trembling hands, then began to lean forward, and finally leaned on the ground with both hands, slowly turned, and said tremblingly, "Fake! Fac! How hell..."
The wizard began to speak German, Gao Yang couldn't understand. At this time, Cui Bo waved to Lilia, walked slowly over, grabbed Lilia's shoulder, and tugged and said, "Let's go, go quickly, don't dare to stay here anymore."
Gao Yang took a deep breath and slowly retreated. At the beginning, the strength of the cordyceps and bones began to fade away, and he could finally move.
"Witch, rabbit, is that a dot ballistic missile?"
"I don't know, I dare not look."
The wizard said tremblingly: "That's right, dot u."
"Does the dot have a delayed detonation warhead?"
"I don't know, I can't remember it, it seems there is, right? Is there?"
As they spoke, they gradually gained strength. Several people first climbed and walked, and less than a few meters away. When the huge fear began to be replaced by the desire to survive, the five people started running almost without any order.
The speed of running was getting faster and faster, and later he ran wildly. I don’t know how far he ran out. Gao Yang was the first to stop and lay back on the ground, panting and said, “It’s okay, Fark! It’s okay!”
The wizard took a few breaths quickly, took out a satellite phone, and after dialing tremblingly, he quickly said intermittently: "Hey, we encountered a missile attack, at, Fark! We encountered a missile attack! Tactical ground-to-ground missile! Dot! At, right near the heavy artillery company's position!"
After finishing his speech in a hurry, the wizard paused for a moment and gasped, "Of course I can speak, it's okay. How far is it? Less than twenty meters! It didn't explode! That missile didn't explode! Fark, thank God!"
Throwing the phone next to him, the wizard lying to the sky shouted: "Thank God! We are not dead, not dead..."
The wizard was almost crying, but in fact he was already choking.
How small is the chance of being hit by a ground-ground tactical missile? It must be greater than being hit by a meteor, but it is also limited, right? A ground-ground missile fell by a ground-ground missile and did not explode. This probability is really similar to being hit by a meteor, and Gao Yang and the others encountered it.
Phoenix, who had always been speechless, also said tremblingly: "Did we just witness a miracle?"
"I'm a tough life!"
After saying this, Gao Yang gritted his teeth and said, "I'm so lucky! I can't die. If you want to thank me, thank me!"
Cui Bo smirked a few times and said loudly: "Everyone, I remembered a joke, saying that an artillery unit was in a live ammunition exercise. They were shooting a crooked shots while they were shooting artillery, and the shells fell into the cabbage field, just right..."
Gao Yang said angrily: "This joke is not funny at all! Stop talking about it!"
Cui Bo closed his mouth, but the wizard said in a trembling voice: "It's better to finish, I want to hear it."
"Okay, the shell fell to a man who was stealing cabbage in the cabbage field. The thief said, "I just steal a few cabbages. Do you have to use a cannon to bombard it?"
Listening to Cui Bo's dry laughter, the wizard sighed and said, "This joke is not bad, but what you said is not good at all."
There was a silence, then there was a particularly loud explosion. After waiting for the explosion, Gao Yang said in a muffled voice: "Missile, it must be a missile. Do you think it was the one just now?"
"No, it's much farther away."
After saying something, the wizard breathed a sigh of relief and said loudly: "It's so damn, they actually started using tactical missiles."
Gao Yang, who felt that he had already come back, took a deep breath and said in a muffled voice: "Let's go, hurry up, Fake! There are so many strong winds and waves coming over. Here, just the mother is here, almost got bombed by a missile. This ghost place cannot be kept for a long time, go quickly!"
As he said he was leaving, no one moved. After a moment of silence, Cui Bo said carefully: "If this is a delayed fuze, it should have exploded, right?"
"It should have exploded long ago. There is no delayed fuze for such a long time. It's almost ten minutes."
"Damn, it's possible to delay two hours if it's specialized in blowing the warheads of the runway."
"Is this an airport? Is there an airport? Do I need a delayed fuze?"
Listening to Gao Yang and Cui Bo's argument, the wizard said quietly: "It's not a delayed fuze, I think it should be a fault."
"Fault!"
After adding a concise sentence, Phoenix said seriously: "We are lucky!"
The group of people stopped talking. After staying for a while again, Cui Bo said carefully: "If this is not a delayed fuze, and it must be a chemical warhead, do you want to go back and take a look?"
"What are you looking for? You're looking for death!"
After scolding Cui Bo severely, he rationally told Gao Yang that he must leave quickly, but Gao Yang had the same idea as Cui Bo, that is, go back and see the missile that almost killed them.
"But then again, if it is a faulty bomb, it is not explosive, and it should be fine if it doesn't move, right? Otherwise, really go back and take a look?"
The wizard said in a deep voice: "Go and see, do you have any urgent matters?"
"No, what urgent matters can be, but why don't you wait?"
"Okay, wait a little longer and be insured."
Several people fell into silence again. After staying for a while, Gao Yang whispered: "Everyone, I have a suggestion. This matter can be said, but for the sake of image, we must not be able to say the reactions. Do you agree?" (~^~)
Chapter completed!