Chapter 107 Chef M's Ecstasy(1/3)
“Ahhhhh————”
The melodious, melodious, and twists and turns of the chant echoed over the endless black river and lingered in the mist-shrouded stone palace.
Lu Xiaoming was tricked by Ding Cheng.
A pot full of freshly boiled water was poured onto Lu Xiaoming's face without missing a drop.
Although Lu Xiaoming has a thick skin, it is so thick that if you took off her skin and used it as the sole of a shoe, it would not be worn out in the next life.
But no matter how thick-skinned you are, you can't stand such domineering leakage.
"Ah ah ah ah ah----"
"Ahhhh——"
What echoed in everyone's ears was Lu Xiaoming's heartfelt chant.
This aria seems to be singing an opera, it is long, graceful, twists and turns, the lingering sound is thought-provoking.
Ding Cheng lowered his head slightly, not daring to imagine what kind of wonderful scene Lu Xiaoming would have on his face now.
But it can be seen from her voice alone,
The beauty on her face now must be extraordinary.
well.
Ding Cheng sighed leisurely, this is really a story of a man silently crying and a woman crying.
Lu Xiaoming's melodious aria lingered over the stone palace.
All living beings present were affected by her emotions.
Naiyao, Li Nai, Meiyin, Shiyin thoughtfully stretched out their hands to plug their ears.
The boiling spiritual cultivators below the boat were all frightened by the sound and stopped.
Ai Li, who was in a coma, was awakened by Lu Xiaoming's howling.
"What happened?"
Ai Li, who had just woken up, knew nothing about what had just happened. She looked at Lu Xiaoming in confusion, feeling that her condition seemed to have worsened.
"What a terrible face, it polluted my eyes." Ai Li said in horror, shrinking into Ding Cheng's arms and covering her eyes with both hands.
If the attack caused by Ding Cheng's boiling water attack on Lu Xiaoming is one hundred, then the attack caused by Ai Li's inadvertent words on Lu Xiaoming is one hundred cubes.
Lu Xiaoming:???
Gently taking out a small mirror from his sleeve, Lu Xiaoming skillfully took a look at himself in the mirror, and then fell into a huge shock.
“Ahhhhh——”
"I have this face of a peerless beauty that is as beautiful as a moon and a flower -"
"That's not a big deal." Ding Cheng said tactfully.
Lu Xiaoming:???
The brief pause did not affect Lu Xiaoming's expression of emotions, and she soon regained her feelings.
"My face, a face that is as beautiful as a moon and a flower, has been ruined by you."
Lu Xiaoming chanted, and instead of being sad in her voice, there was a sense of excitement in her voice.
Lu Xiaoming chuckled, his eyes turned, and he looked at Ding Cheng.
Ding Cheng:???
Ding Cheng was a little unsure for a moment. He wasn't sure whether Lu Xiaoming's face was more scary or her person was more scary.
Being face-ridden, instead of being angry, she was actually a little excited?
Is this the reaction a normal person should have?
Oh, no. Lu Xiaoming is not a human being.
Is this the reaction a normal evil spirit should have?
This is not right!
Is she pretending? Is she pretending to laugh? Ding Cheng quickly guessed the motive of Lu Xiaoming's abnormal behavior.
Okay, she is indeed an unusual woman. She can remain calm even after being attacked. She must be planning a counterattack in her heart at this moment. It seems that I must be extremely vigilant!
"Maybe your superpower is working?" Ai Li sat next to Ding Cheng and gently reminded Ding Cheng.
The special ability of love experts is that they will not make women feel disgusted by anything they do.
Even if you do something very egregious.
Ding Cheng:???
No way, no way.
Is this also possible?
Ding Cheng fell into deep thought, and Lu Xiaoming spoke leisurely with a smile.
"It feels so good, so exciting, so comfortable!"
"I have never tasted such a pleasant feeling since I was sixteen years old."
"Do you know? I have been watching "Eternal Dragon Sword" since I was a child, and my favorite heroine is Yin Li. The one I want to be the most is Zhongli. Because I want to have a face like Yin Li."
"When Yin Li's face became purulent due to spider poison, I was excited; when Yin Li took fake medicine and his face became worse and worse, I was excited again; when Yin Li was forced to have plastic surgery by Zhou Zhiruo on Spirit Snake Island
, I’m excited again. This is so exciting, can you understand this feeling of climax after wave of pleasure?”
Lu Xiaoming said excitedly, beaming with joy.
Ding Cheng and Ai Li were shocked.
This... Lu Xiaoming, destroys the three views!!!
mouth area.
"vomit"!
Ellie's head dropped to the side of the boat and she literally vomited.
"You're crazy! You're perverted!"
Ellie slapped her chest in horror.
"She was originally a pervert." Ding Cheng comforted Ai Li and patted her back slowly.
After contacting Lu Xiaoming's normal style, Ding Cheng was not surprised by her dangerous remarks.
This is indeed very similar to what Lu Xiaoming would say.
Because Lu Xiaoming herself is a pervert. In layman's terms, her mind is abnormal and her brain is crazy.
Just think about it, if a person is not a pervert, would he still dress up like a little girl every day at the age of 35, and would deceive passers-by into secret rooms at dark and windy nights to intimidate them?
Ding Cheng still remembers the scene when he and Lu Xiaoming first met in the auditorium.
There were three coffins placed in the auditorium from left to right, namely his grandfather, stepmother, and half-brother. On the coffin boards were uniformly pasted high-contrast color wedding invitations with heartfelt elegiac couplets: "Have a good journey, die a good death."
, Congratulations to XXXC on their funeral], this is all Lu Xiaoming’s masterpiece.
Lu Xiaoming is such a woman.
But even though he realized this, Ding Cheng still felt deeply shocked.
Because he never knew that Lu Xiaoming would get pleasure from having sex.
Love expert turns ghost into M?
Forehead.
Ding Cheng held his forehead and heard a tremor in his heart.
That was the sound of his outlook being shattered again.
And at this moment, on the other side of the mountain, on the other side of the sea.
After pausing for a moment, Lu Xiaoming mustered up the courage to confess his affection to Ding Cheng.
"Ding Lang, I saw you from afar in Moon River Park that day, and then we said goodbye for three months. I thought about you day and night, and even traveled thousands of miles to find you here just to see you again. This is what I mean to you, Ding Lang."
"I immediately looked at each other from a distance on the wall, and my heart broke as soon as I saw you and knew you..."
"Don't copy other people's things to me. When I meet you, there is neither a wall nor a right door."
Ding Cheng interrupted Lu Xiaoming's slightly embarrassing confession and recalled the scene when he first met Lu Xiaoming. Ding Cheng thought that it was not something worth remembering.
"And you didn't accept the performance before and after. It's embarrassing, extremely embarrassing."
Ding Cheng ruthlessly refused.
But this did not affect Ms. Lu Xiaoming's self-confidence.
Lu Xiaoming smiled and continued to deal with it calmly.
To be continued...