Chapter 206 Ma Village Chief's Disturbance
However, their village chief is not from the Yu tribe. (The online piaotian literature registered member recommends this work etn) is a Han Chinese, and his name is Ma, in fact, the village chief Ma Gaitian was originally named Lei, and his original name was Lei Gaitian. Later, he became a godfather named Ma, so he changed his surname to Ma.
This person is considered a great man, and he has some background and a lot of stories. You might as well listen to it.
Ye Fan told Qi Tian and Lu Weige about Ma Gai Tian that he had heard from Cai Xi Shi, and the two brothers almost shook their chins. Qi Tian even forgot to drive the car, so he quickly stopped and listened to Lao Ma's romantic affairs first.
If you want to talk about Ma Gaitian, you have to talk about another "demon stick-level character in Shiping Village," which is Fan Chunxiang's younger brother Fan. This person is also a demon-level character in Shiping Village.
Caixi Shi's younger brother Fan.com is called a demon stick by the villagers. The only thing that is better than Village Chief Ma is that he is young, only aged in the old age, and his education level is that he was admitted to the "police specialty in the provincial capital Shuizhou" online.
Bima Village Chief, who only graduated from the third grade in elementary school, is so powerful that he pretends to be a half-baked cultural person and a gangster.
In order to show off in front of the buns in Shiping Village, I not only have a big head and a thick neck, but also have a lot of fat in my belly like a ball. In addition to having more fat, more feces and urine, I also have a lot of bad knowledge.
Village Chief Ma must have a heroic pen from Linquan Town Government inserted on his chest, and he never leaves him.
I once remembered that Village Chief Ma went to the county for a meeting and walked for a few hours before he arrived in Linquan Town. That day, the net was blocked by a small road and could not even pass the big three-wheeled wheel.
So Village Chief Ma had to walk hard. When he arrived in Linquan Town, Village Chief Ma remembered his "hero. The pen came. He quickly touched the front pocket of the pen on his chest, and was shocked.
It turned out that the hero pen inserted in the chest was forgotten in the "Mutual Citizen. Cui Lian's family. When you hear this mute Citizen, you will definitely think it is the house number of Cui Lian's family. No! This evil number 2 is Ma Gaitian himself
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What are you doing? Everyone is in turmoil again.
Because Comrade Lao Ma has all the friends and lovers, his wife Lan Xiugu is certainly the well-deserved boss, so she becomes a tying number.
Cui Lian was originally the wife of the second son, but she also fell in love with Village Chief Ma, and Ma Gaitian also loved Cui Lian very much. Just like the momentum of Emperor Xuanzong of Tang Dynasty who loved Yang Guiji, she was considered a woman-like figure.
So Cui Lian was ranked behind her wife and occupied the second place. If she had a very high status in ancient times, she would have been equivalent to a second-bedroom house.
However, Lao Ma's second wife is just a vacant position because she is someone else's wife. She cannot be treated as a real person, so she made it for No. 4.
According to Fan.com, Magai Tian still has sunshine, "it's probably not a few slaps."
Last night, Erguizi was not at home, so Village Chief Ma of course went to Cuilian to push the meat grinding all night.
Erguizi came back early in the morning and suddenly came back. Village Chief Ma hurriedly got up from Cui Lian's belly and picked up his pants and ran away, so he forgot his "hero". It actually landed on Cui Lian's butt.
Later, Cui Lian was in a state of excitement, but after her boss, Erguizi, returned home, she didn't even put a single fart. She put down her heavy outfit on her shoulders and carried a manure bucket to the mountain to water the vegetables.
Cui Lian not only cursed in anger, "You are dead wood, elm lumps. If you don't pull out the stick and pour the heat under my crotch, you run up the mountain to pour some sick vegetables that are jailed. Is it better to water vegetables than to dig holes? Alas! Forget it! It's it.
As a result, when Ma Village Chief rushed back to Cuilian from Linquan Town and gasping, Cuilian was holding her "hero. Pen as a stick.
While practicing writing in his hole, the slut liquid next to him, "Yeah, the famous mountain horse called Ma Village Chief Ma" filled the rough cloth sheets on the whole bed.
Of course, the "heroic pen" of Cun Ma was also ruined so much that it became a chicken that fell into a sorrow.
"That's fine!"
Village Chief Ma, who was stunned for a moment, opened his mouth and was offended. He rushed up and slapped Cui Lian with a big ear and cursed:
"Damn it! It's almost the same if you have to stuff a fire stick in your loose cave... I'm a caterpillar, "hero, it's useless.
This was awarded to me by Deputy County Magistrate Zhang himself. Alas! If I had known this broken thing would have such a use for getting angry, I wouldn’t have asked Deputy County Magistrate Zhang to have a fire stick next time.”
The greasy black dirt-covered pants, and the three-finger-wide notebook was sure to take out a three-finger-wide notebook, with five gold-plated characters on it.
However, because Village Chief Ma has no problem with washing his hands at all. So now the five words "Linquan Town Government" can't be seen clearly. The big gold-plated characters have become ink and wash characters, which are even more ancient. The smell of ink, sweat, and shit are combined together.
In terms of brains, Fan.com's demon stick is of course much more inspiring than Village Chief Ma, and even when it comes to playing tricks and cheating, it is not worse than Village Chief Ma.
It's not as good as others at all, that is, to have a wife, Fan. "Noon chicken is only ashamed of yourself, and only the first time I'm jealous and jealous.
When she was 8 years old, Fanwang was still a tender boy chicken, and she had seen the mysterious black nest in the lower abdomen of a woman.
There are two sources, one is the old martial arts picked up from the garbage dump, which is actually the erotic palace map.
Another source is that when squatting in front of the flower girl's pit, peeing and shitting, she can only enjoy the eyes when she is squatting in front of the flower girl's pit, she can only enjoy the beauty of her white and tender butt. And it is particularly exciting, "the lingering sound is combined with the erect buttocks and fat butts. The on-site feeling is particularly attractive.
Of course, the consequence of this spy is that Fan.com usually had van cloth shorts and a cold shower that night, and then his sister Fan Chunxiang had to wash his shorts.
In this regard, Village Chief Ma is really a big buffalo and can stand it! The wife of Shiping Village alone can't make a rank. When Village Chief Ma was fighting with people in the village for fifty years, he often advocated that his life ideal was to get a reorganized company.
When Fan.com heard this, he thought: "This matter is probably difficult, because there are about two people in a reorganized army. It is estimated that the village chief Ma even didn't understand the organization of the army. He praised such a slight tribute.
There is a romantic saying that village chief Ma is
Every family is full of mother-in-law, piglets and calves
Son.
In fact, Village Chief Ma didn't understand the "company" and even the "platoons". He made up the number of people in a kitchen team into a "platoon".
I heard that Fanwang forced Village Chief Ma Gaitian to write a guarantee letter.
"Impossible! Village Chief Ma is so awesome. Fan.com, but why did a young boy who is only a year old fight against Old Ma Qi Tian and shake his head. Obviously, he thinks Ye Fan is saying unfounded words. Lu Wei also nodded to express his absolute disbelief. This is a little awesome.
Haha! Why did the arrogant village chief Magaitian's rough hand be able to cover the vast blue sky in Shiping Village with such awesome and powerful hand swallow his anger and let Fan.com, a demon stick who is not enough to read at all, force him to write a loan guarantee letter?
That's because Fanwang, the one who is called "demon stick" by the people in Shiping Village, will naturally have some demon moths that prank people.
Last year, Fan Gang was admitted to the police vocational college, but he didn't have the money to pay the tuition. He didn't want to trouble his already hard-working sister, Cai Xishi. Because his sister's business in Chunxiangcao restaurant was not good at that time, and the gangsters were useless, so his income could only be said to have lived a hard life.
So Fan.com was just like a dedicated police officer arresting a level criminal in the corn cob. He waited for three days before he caught the Niu Ren Village Chief Ma Gaitian from Shiping Village on the corn cob.
The local emperor Ma Gaitian, who was caught in Shiping Village, had to think that he would encounter Fan.com, a slut and a bastard. His first reaction was that after he was angry and fucked the bullfight, he quickly touched his thick skin and thick neck, and his thick bucket, thinking a lot.
If you use force, you must compare your strengths. If the body of the two sides is compared, Fan.com is not enough to watch.
Fan.com: He is weak, thin, and his face is extremely ordinary. He is an ordinary poor public with no characteristics at all, and even gives people a sick feeling. If you smile, you can still reflect the characteristics of Shiping’s remaining people. His face has a sincere and innocent face, and he looks like a country bumpkin.
Ma Gaitian: The rice is as thick as a big buffalo, and his arms are thick as Fan Gang's thighs.
I heard that when I was young, I could carry about 300 pounds of wild boars and slept like flying, and killed 100 pounds of wild wolf when I was young.
So this person is considered a ruthless person who is rich, powerful, fist and status in Shiping Village. He is the one who builds a brick house. He is actually just a gangster.
Compared with Fan.com, Fan.com is obviously at a disadvantage. In terms of family wealth, Fan.com is not even worthy of carrying shoes and soup for the other village chief Ma. However, Village Chief Ma is the one who knows the origin of Fan.com, the "demon stick.
"The origin of the demon stick is quite interesting. Tell me what it is? Hahaha," Lu Wei couldn't help but interrupt and asked, his eyes flashing with great interest.
There is also a wonderful story about the origin of the nickname "Demon Stick".
A few years ago, Fan.com was only a year old. It was summer vacation. This kid went to the mountain to chop wood as usual. For the kids in Shiping Village, cutting wood and cloth traps to catch a few pheasants and hares is very simple, and it can also be said to be a compulsory course for the people in this village.
This time, in order to cut some larger wooden sticks, he walked deeper into the mountains. After cutting them, he was humming, "I picked up a penny on the side of the road. When I walked back.
Suddenly, a lingering evil wind mixed with a fishy smell that could smell bad and not deserve life rushed from behind.
"Not good! The wolf piglet has arrived."
Fan.com was shocked, his nephew was whispering, and he felt something was not good. He quickly turned around and put down the firewood and was about to pull out the load of the firewood and poked it backwards. It was too late! A fierce red-headed wolf pig, who was more than 200 pounds, threw him directly from the side and kissed him., Sun O8 Shanxunshu posted a mustard umbrella
Chapter completed!