Chapter six hundred and fiftieth chapters clever news
"There are joys and joys, and the sticks bloom for many years. Sister-in-law, I will help you in the future. In addition, it is not that the mountain people are disrespectful to the dead, you will have a second spring in the future. You must know that even the sticks bloom." Lin Chuang said.
After Lin Chuang finished speaking, Li Li's face turned slightly red, and without saying much, he took out a dollar, threw it on the gossip map and twisted away.
"Okay, it's really accurate." The monkey came over and praised with a smile.
Lin Chuang ignored him and thought to himself: "Is Lv Ze not at Qu Qinghui's house? Why haven't you sent a message? Didn't you hear the shouting just now?"
Thinking of this, Lin Chuang shouted loudly again: "Fate is unpredictable, changes are Kunpeng! The ancestral craftsmanship is directed, calculate wealth, marriage, every calculation is accurate, no money is required!"
As soon as he finished shouting, he suddenly saw a person appearing on the roof of the west side of Qu Qinghui's house.
Lin Chuang had never seen the man. He was very young and dressed in a short dress. What was strange was that his right hand was hidden behind him.
Lin Chuang immediately realized that this person was probably Qu Qinghui. If Lu Zezhen was hiding in his house, he would have come to pass on the message to him.
Qu Qinghui scolded Lin Chuang: "Where did the charlatan come from? What's the argument? Can you make your ears quiet for a while?"
After scolding, Qu Qing took out his right hand from behind and raised it, and everything fell on Lin Chuang's gossip map!
A snake!
It's not dead, it's alive.
Lin Chuang was so scared that he leaned back and fell off the stool.
"Damn it, Lu Ze, you are so hateful! You are not afraid of being scared to death by passing messages in this way."
When Lin Chuang saw the snake, he was sure that Lü Ze was in the yard.
My previous judgment was accurate!
Lin Chuang’s code name is Cobra, and Lu Ze knows it.
"Hahaha..., aren't you sure? Did you calculate this snake?" Qu Qinghui laughed at Lin Chuang and turned around and went out of the room.
The thin man quickly helped Lin Chuang up.
The fat man grabbed the snake in his hand, looked left and right, but didn't see anything, so he threw it away: "Old immortal, this kind of snake is the most common, it's not poisonous, what are you afraid of? It can be seen that you are not a native of Suzhou."
"Oh, I'm scared to death. To be honest, Shanren is really not a local." Lin Chuang said.
"Where are you from?" asked the fat man.
"A native of Anhui. Alas, people from the mountains and fields travel around the rivers and lakes, and have no place to live. They have long forgotten what their hometown looks like." Lin Chuang sighed.
"Does, do you think? Let's not shout, don't bother others."
In theory, Lin Chuang should have left at this time, but he couldn't leave, so he had to wait for Liu Ermeng.
"Old immortal, that person was right just now. Why didn't you figure out that you would be scared?" the fat man said jokingly.
"You don't know, this sir, that a person who divines is not counted as a death, but it is the same as a doctor who does not treat himself. In addition, if a mountain man is a gentleman but not a villain, then a villain is a villain." Lin Chuangzhen replied with a deep thought.
At this moment, a young and strong man hurried over from the east with a bag on his back.
The man saw a fortune teller here, he was stunned and asked, "Direction teller?"
"Well, this guy, are you going to do a fortune?" Lin Chuang asked.
"Come on, our brother just calculated it, it's accurate." The fat man instigated.
"How much gold is the hexagram?" the man asked.
"One piece." Lin Chuang replied.
"It's not cheap to have one piece. Then let's do it." The man said, squatting in front of Lin Chuang, staring at his eyes and asked, "Is it accurate?"
"Didn't you just say it?"
"What others say doesn't count, I'll let you say it."
"Accurate." Lin Chuang said in a very affirmative tone.
"Okay, that's what you said. I'll give you one. If it's not accurate, you have to pay me four dollars. How about it?" said the man.
"Oh, is this guy here to smash the mountain man's stall?" Lin Chuang asked.
"By the way, I'm just going to smash your stall. If you say you can't calculate accurately, I'll leave right away." The man said.
"Okay, you're ruthless. The mountain man has bet on you!" Lin Chuang said.
"Okay, you guys testify. If you lose, don't cheat!" said the man.
"Don't worry, the mountain man spits and makes a pit. If he loses, he will not only pay you four dollars, but he will not tell fortunes from now on." Lin Chuang also became excited.
"Okay, we will testify to you, don't worry, he dare not cheat." The fat men were not afraid of the big trouble when they watched the fun, and patted their chests and promised.
Lin Chuang: "Are you telling fortunes, drawing lots, face-to-face or word-testing?"
Man: "Testing words."
Lin Chuang: "What do you want?"
Man: "Looking for things."
Lin Chuang: "Looking for things? Have you lost something?"
The man: "Well. I lost a family-born pearl, but now I'm looking for it, I'll ask you where I found this thing."
Lin Chuang: "That won't work, it's unfair. If you found it on the pot and you found it by the water tank, what can the mountain man do?"
The man: "Don't worry, I have a way. I will write down the answer first and leave it to this big brother to collect it. Then you can measure the words, is it accurate? Is it okay if you don't say a pair of answers?"
"Yes, yes, this is a good method." said the fat man.
"Okay, this guy, I wonder where the mountain man offended you? This is a special place to smash the mountain man's stall? The mountain man tells fortunes for the sake of making a living. Why do you have to make a deliberate embarrassment? Can you raise your hand and let the mountain man over?" Lin Chuang asked.
When the fat man and others saw Lin Chuang want to be cowardly, they hurriedly said, "Who can do that? Who said that he spitted and smashed a hole? So many people are watching, it's not okay to not bet, bet."
"To be honest, I don't know you, there is no grudge from you, but I just can't stand you, the warlocks, who specialize in harming ignorant women's money." The man said coldly.
"Okay, it seems that it's impossible not to bet. Brother, please write the answer." Lin Chuang said helplessly.
Then take out a pen from the bag and give it to the man.
The man turned his back and wrote a word on the paper. He tore off the words, folded them, and handed them to the fat man. The fat man didn't even look at it. He took it and covered his hands in the palm of his hand.
"You write something." Lin Chuang said.
The man thought about it and wrote the word "you" on the paper.
Lin Chuang pretended to do it for a while and said, "You must have chickens in your family. Kill the chickens, and the pearls are in the chicken's belly."
The man was stunned.
The fat man quickly lifted the note and saw that it was indeed the word "chicken".
"Awesome! That's right!" said the fat man.
"Give it money." Lin Chuang said proudly.
The man took out a dollar from his arms and handed it to Lin Chuang.
"Let's go."
Lin Chuang took the money and wanted to pack up and leave.
"Slow down." The man was unwilling to give up and reached out to stop him.
"Why, the guy wants to cheat?" Lin Chuang asked.
"I didn't count just now, come back!"
Chapter completed!