Liu Yun'er stood there stupidly, looking at Lin Fan lying on the sofa. It was obvious that... he was talking in his sleep just now, but as the saying goes, you think about it every day and you dream about it at night. This bastard must be no less.

Go to that place for a massage.

"I..."

"Where's my baseball bat?"

Liu Yun'er was anxiously looking for her baseball bat. Now all she could think about was beating this bastard to death with a stick, and then surrendering herself. As for the verdict, it was up to the judge. The big deal was... not until the underworld.

Torture him.

after,

Liu Yun'er found a baseball bat in her bedroom. Carrying this alloy baseball bat, she came to Lin Fan angrily. But then she encountered a question, where should she hit Lin Fan?

Thinking about it,

Liu Yun'er decided to spank Lin Fan's round little butt!

The big goblin put down the baseball bat in his hand and tried to use his own power to turn Lin Fan over, but Liu Yun'er overestimated his own strength. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't shake Lin Fan's lying posture.

.

However,

Liu Yun'er just didn't believe in evil. He had already brought the baseball bat, so he had to use it, right? Besides...it had been a long time since I bought this baseball bat. If I don't give Lin Fan a beating, it would probably get rusty.

after,

Liu Yun'er almost used all her strength, and finally... there was a pop.

Lin Fan fell directly to the floor,

like a statue...

"..."

Liu Yun'er didn't know what to do for a moment, so she hurriedly knelt down and felt Lin Fan's breath.

Still alive!

Liu Yun'er's heart suddenly relaxed. Looking at the big pig's hooves lying on the floor, with its butt sticking up high, Liu Yun'er felt a little itchy, and she silently stretched her hand to the handle of the baseball bat.

The next second,

Liu Yun'er started to beat Lin Fan's little butt 'hard'.

"I asked you to go drink!"

"I let you bully me all day long!"

"I'll let you go...go to the bathing center and enjoy it!"

Although the baseball bat hit Lin Fan firmly on the butt, Liu Yun'er controlled the force very steadily. In addition, Lin Fan was wearing jeans, which offset part of the force. It was like Liu Yun'er was giving Lin Fan

Sail's ass massage.

Beaten him more than ten times?

Liu Yun'er's arm was a little sore, so he put the baseball bat aside, then panted and looked at the big pig's hooves.

Sudden?

Lin Fan closed his eyes and said in a squeaky voice: "Sister...help me...press my shoulders too...just now...it felt very comfortable just now."

In an instant,

Liu Yun'er was dumbfounded, no...I was beating you just now!

"Hello!"

"Can you save some face for me?"

"Can you give the baseball bat some respect?" Liu Yun'er said angrily, "It's okay if you feel a little pain!"

Lin Fan:zZZZ

Faced with Liu Yun'er's complaints? Lin Fan didn't pay attention at all.

"ah!!!"

"I'm so angry...why do I have a boyfriend like you?!" The big goblin held the baseball bat again. He really wanted to beat him to death with a stick, but he couldn't do it, and he stood there angrily.

How many times did he jump on the ground? This feeling of wanting to beat him to death but being unable to do so almost tortured the big goblin to death.

At this time?

Liu Yun'er has an idea? Since he can't do it? Then...then he should be able to do it!

right!

Kill this bastard!

Thinking of this,

Liu Yun'er directly grabbed Lin Fan's arm and bit it down hard, but... when the big goblin let go of his mouth and saw the deep tooth marks on his arm, he felt pain deep in his heart.

For a moment.

"well..."

"Obviously it was you who was wrong? But it hurt me in the end." Liu Yun'er sighed. She gave up the idea of ​​torturing Lin Fan because she tortured him physically, but in the end it hurt her. She couldn't help it...loving him too much.

.

certainly?

Death penalty can be avoided, but living crime cannot be escaped!

Liu Yun'er stared at Lin Fan's handsome face, how about... put on female makeup for him.

Then take a group photo as a souvenir.

right!

Just do it!

Let this big idiot also get into trouble.

Thinking of this, Liu Yun'er hurriedly walked into the bedroom and took out various cosmetics, such as foundation, concealer pencil, eyebrow pencil, mascara, eye shadow, blush, lipstick, etc.

"Well..."

"How about...a smoky eye?"

Liu Yun'er actually likes smoky makeup. The charming but not overly ostentatious style is her favorite. It's just that the big fairy has never tried it on her face, but today she has an experimental subject and she just wants to try it.

hand.

After turning Lin Fan over, Liu Yun'er began to apply makeup cream on Lin Fan, making his face pale and pale. Then... he put on bright red lipstick. These two steps were quite easy to perform.

Yes, the difficulty lies behind... how to apply eye shadow on him.

Fortunately, Liu Yun'er's skills were superb, and ten minutes later... the smoky version of Lin Fan appeared.

Looking at the smoked Lin Fan, Liu Yun'er raised the corners of her mouth slightly, gently pinched his face, and said helplessly: "Before, you were a salty pig's trotters, now you are a smoked pig's trotters."

Subsequently,

Liu Yun'er took out her mobile phone, switched to selfie mode, and took a few photos with Lin Fan. Of course... two of them were photos of the big goblin kissing Lin Fan, but these two were set by her.

Private level, you must have a password to view it.

"snort!"

"Let's see how you bully me in the future." Liu Yun'er decided to save these photos and use them as something to threaten Lin Fan in the future.

at this time,

Lin Fan closed his eyes and said in a squeaky voice: "I'm hungry, old... sister, do you have anything to eat?"

Liu Yun'er was so angry that she twisted his ears angrily and said angrily: "I am your girlfriend! Not some old girl!"

“…”

"Don't... stop making trouble!" Lin Fan frowned and said in a daze: "My girlfriend is... a tigress, you... are you too?"

I…

I…

I really want to kill him!

Liu Yun'er was about to go crazy, her anger broke through her reason, she straddled him directly, raised her fist, and beat Lin Fan's chest desperately.

"I'll fight you today!"

Maybe this wasn't enough to relieve his anger, so he pounced on him and bit his shoulder hard.

Suddenly,

Lin Fan felt a little pain and shouted in pain: "It hurts..."

Liu Yun'er released her mouth and looked at the painful look on his face. She was helpless for a moment. She scolded him... He couldn't hear it and hit him... She felt heartbroken too. This bastard was simply his nemesis.
To be continued...