no...

What does it mean to accidentally hit your fist with your eye?

Lin Fan looked at Liu Yun'er who was lying on the ground in confusion. He quickly realized what he was doing and said angrily: "You...you beat me?"

"..."

"I...I..." Liu Yun'er was a little embarrassed, but remembering that he touched and pinched her last night, she suddenly became furious and said angrily: "That's right! I beat him!"

"ah?"

Lin Fan was stunned for a moment and looked at her with a cute expression on his face. It was obvious that this girl was wrong... Why could she be so confident?

"well?"

"Did we get the victim relationship wrong?" Lin Fan pointed at himself and said seriously: "I am the victim! I was beaten by you...Why are you more confident than me?"

As soon as the words fell,

Lin Fan straightened his posture and asked seriously: "Is there still king's law? Is there still law?"

"..."

"You were drunk yesterday and you touched me... I... of course I beat you up." Liu Yun'er pouted and said angrily: "Don't go to work for the next two days... be good.

Just stay at home, by the way...don't eat spicy food these days, try to eat light food."

"I will bring you blood-activating and blood-stasis-removing medicine when I come back from get off work today. You should also think of a way to apply a cold compress on your eyes." Liu Yuner said expressionlessly while lying on the ground.

Lin Fan looked at the woman lying on the ground, a little at a loss... and said helplessly: "The Queen is right."

"idiot."

"Hurry up and take off the makeup on your face." Liu Yun'er looked at Lin Fan's appearance and said helplessly: "There is Dior makeup remover on the coffee table..."

"I..."

"Why do I, a grown man, use makeup remover? Am I crazy?" Lin Fan said angrily.

The words fell,

Went into the bathroom again.

At this time, Liu Yun'er heard the sound of water flowing from inside, but not long after, she saw Lin Fan walking out dejectedly and came to the coffee table, not knowing what he was looking for.

"well?"

"What does makeup remover look like?" Lin Fan asked.

"..."

"Don't you use it?" Liu Yun'er said angrily.

"Can't wash it off." Lin Fan said casually.

At this time,

Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes, stood up silently, helped Lin Fan find the so-called makeup remover, and said calmly: "Clean it with facial cleanser first, and then use makeup remover... This is the makeup remover for eyes and lips."

, this is a special makeup remover for the face, there are instructions for use on it, you can read it yourself."

"..."

"The classification is so detailed?" Lin Fan said in surprise.

"Of course!" Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes at Lin Fan and said expressionlessly: "What are you still doing standing here? Go and clean it up quickly."

A few minutes later,

A brand new Lin Fan appeared, but his right eye was a little swollen.

"well..."

"You're a very young and handsome guy. If you say he's ugly, he'll be ugly..." Lin Fan looked at his appearance at the moment and felt helpless for a moment.

At this time,

Liu Yun'er walked in and saw Lin Fan looking in the mirror, and said casually: "Stop looking in the mirror... He's not handsome to begin with."

"Hello!"

"If you're not handsome, how can you come to me?" Lin Fan said angrily: "I'm just confused... What did you think at the time? You're so harsh... you don't have martial ethics at all."

"Wu, you are so tall."

"Hurry up and let me out..." Liu Yun'er said angrily.

Subsequently,

Lin Fan walked out dejectedly, sitting alone on the sofa playing with his mobile phone... Lin Fan felt that he had been very unlucky recently. First, he sprained his waist, then he went out with Uncle Liu and was caught, and finally

His eyes were beaten and swollen.

"what's the situation?"

"Why is your luck so bad recently?" Lin Fan frowned, lost in thought.

Before long,

Liu Yun'er came out of the bathroom, looked at Lin Fan who was sitting on the sofa and thinking about life, and said calmly: "I'm going to work... Do you want to go back to your room, or stay in my room?"

"Well..."

"I'd better go back." Lin Fan stood up and said helplessly: "It's been more than half a month, and the total number of days I've been working is less than a week."

"..."

"Is it not good?"

"Paid leave." Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes and said angrily: "By the way, can you read a book at home? If you don't get first place in the preliminary examination of the postgraduate entrance examination, I...I will let you sleep on the sofa for the rest of your life!"

"cut!"

"Who do you look down on?" Lin Fan said with a look of contempt on his face: "Just reading a book? If you don't..."

...

When Liu Yuner went to work,

Lin Fan sat in front of the computer and opened a certain game.

However, after playing for half an hour, I immediately closed the client because someone else had killed it.

At this time,

Lin Fan received a call from Liu Zhongtao.

"Hello?"

"Xiao Lin?"

"I heard that you were beaten yesterday...yesterday?" Liu Zhongtao asked curiously.

"well..."

"Yes!" Lin Fan sighed and said helplessly: "My eyes were swollen from the beating."

Liu Zhongtao said bitterly: "I'm not much better...Xiao Lin, it seems that the time we get together will be greatly reduced in the future. We must find a way, right...When we talk on the phone in the future, if you are around

Women, just... just use encrypted conversations."

Encrypted conversations?

Lin Fan was stunned for a moment and asked curiously: "How to encrypt?"

"Well..."

"In the future, drinking should not be called drinking. It should be changed to... a symposium on food, wine, and wine." Liu Zhongtao said seriously: "Singing cannot be called singing... it is called... swimming in the ocean of music, and washing feet cannot be called washing.

Feet, I want to...scream...scream..."

At this time,

Lin Fan hurriedly said: "A treatment that promotes blood circulation throughout the body, relieves nervousness, and regulates the body's autonomic nervous system through warm stimulation?"

"..."

"It's too long to remember." Liu Zhongtao rejected Lin Fan's proposal and said seriously: "Let's do this... we will meet in the afternoon to discuss it in detail."

"good!"

for a long time,

By the afternoon.

Liu Zhongtao saw Lin Fan wearing polarized glasses, and then... when Lin Fan took off his glasses, he couldn't help but be shocked.

"So miserable?" Liu Zhongtao said in horror.

"Alas..." Lin Fan sighed deeply and said silently: "This is all fate."

"..."

"Hurry up and put on your glasses...it looks scary." Liu Zhongtao said bitterly.
To be continued...