Chapter five hundred and forty fourth joke
Chapter 544: Joke
Seeing Dr. Wang asking this question awkwardly, Xu Ze understood their thoughts. After all, his speed was a little faster.
"Ah...this..." Xu Ze thought for a while, then nodded and smiled, "I didn't count many units, but it should be almost these few units, right? Why is there something wrong with it?"
"Absolutely these few?" Everyone's faces froze. They made fifteen units a day, but they were only a few...
After hearing Xu Ze's answer, although Xu Ze did not answer very clearly, it was obvious that General Xu did not deny what he asked... It seems that this is true. He had done fifteen surgeries in different departments alone.
Not only did Dr. Wang take a breath himself, but even Dr. Xiao Zhang, who had been his assistant, took a deep breath next to him.
Dr. Xiao Zhang has always been envious of Xu Ze's high praise at such a young age. He originally didn't believe that Xu Ze could complete fifteen surgeries in such a short time.
Just hearing Xu Ze’s confirmation words now, he naturally believed them. In this case, Xu Ze naturally could not lie.
So now he was really shocked. He didn't expect that Xu Ze was so powerful. Not only could he do all kinds of surgeries, but even rescue anesthesia accidents seemed to be more capable than anyone else. This was really too powerful.
However, the questions asked by Dr. Wang and Xu Ze about him were even more breathing.
Because at this time, Dr. Wang quickly asked a question that everyone was very concerned about and said, "Then you were doing anesthesia on the patient yourself, are you?"
"Yes? Why?" Xu Ze nodded in surprise and said, "The anesthesiologists are too busy. For safety reasons, I did it myself. Why is this not in line with the rules?"
"Ga..." Everyone's faces froze when they heard Xu Ze's relaxed words...
"Not comply with the rules... Of course, it's not comply with the rules. Who did you hear? Which surgeon would do anesthesia by himself? This is a professional thing. It's easy to wake up with anesthesia. This one is wrong. If anesthetics are taken from the spine on the back, it will kill people." Everyone muttered secretly.
"However, even if you don't comply with the rules, you have done more than ten. What rules are there? Just by your own tricks, you have numbed fifteen of them. No problem has happened yet... Who dares to question..."
Xu Ze naturally didn't know what everyone was thinking, but he also knew that if he really used anesthetics to anesthese patients one by one and reached the level of suitable surgery, then now he would probably be able to do up to seven or eight surgeries, so how could he do fifteen surgeries a day?
At that moment, Dr. Wang asked a question first and said, "General Xu... Are you really doing it alone? You need to have anesthesia and surgery? How can you do fifteen surgeries a day? There must be any secret, right?"
"Secret? Xu Ze blinked, then smiled, reached out and took out the silver needle that had been carefully closed from his pocket, and shook it in front of everyone.
Everyone blinked their eyes and stared at the thing in Xu Ze's hand one by one. Finally, someone couldn't stand the pressure and asked curiously: "General... what's the special thing about this silver needle?"
Xu Ze was dizzy when he heard about this child's question. It seemed that most of these people were taught by Western medicine and did not understand the power of traditional Chinese medicine at all. He even didn't know that silver needles could be used for acupuncture...
Fortunately, although Dr. Wang is older, he is relatively knowledgeable.
Now looking at the silver needle that Xu Ze took out, he said in a trembling voice: "Nuting needles? Could it be... General Xu, you can have a needle and numbing needles?"
"Yes... acupuncture!" Xu Ze looked at the only Dr. Wang who thought of the truth with great satisfaction, and nodded with a smile: " acupuncture is a strange flower in traditional Chinese medicine. I used this silver needle to perform acupuncture on the patient and then perform surgery..."
"Acupuncture and anesthesia has a series of advantages: safe, low pain, convenient, fast..." Xu Ze felt that it was necessary to teach these Western medicine doctors traditional Chinese studies. He immediately spread the advantages of acupuncture and arrogance, and then he taught the Western medicine doctors with a demeanor for a while, and then carefully put the silver needle away like a treasure.
This is what shows the preciousness of this silver needle, and let these comrades who have always advocated Western medicine know the treasure's cherishment, so as not to become the toad that is watching the sky in a well...
Of course, how many people listened to his preaching? It was naturally unknown. The anesthesiologist Dr. Xiao Jiang stared blankly at Xu Ze's chest, staring at the position of Xu Ze's silver needle placed in the inner bag on his chest, opened his mouth and opened his big boss. Finally, after finally coming back to his senses, he blinked his curious big eyes and looked at Xu Ze and said, "General Xu... is that real?"
"It's true!" Xu Ze nodded slowly with caution.
"That...then...what do we anesthesiologists do..." Dr. Xiaojiang blinked his eyes and said with sadness, "This is so bullying. I graduated from clinical medicine for five years and finally studied anesthesia for three years. It is not as good as your silver needle... This country is so bullying. If there is such a simple thing, what should we do if we learn to make such troublesome things..."
This other senior anesthesiologist, Dr. Luo, looked at Dr. Xiaojiang's deep-strike look, fearing that an excellent young anesthesiologist who was finally trained in this group would be defeated by Xu Ze and lose confidence in anesthesia medicine. He immediately comforted him: "That...that...xiaojiang, don't think so, you must know that this acupuncture is not that easy, otherwise the country would not let us learn such a troublesome method... Do you think so, general..."
Xu Ze naturally understood people. Seeing that Dr. Xiao Jiang was hit like this by a few words, he remembered that it was not easy for the country to train him over the years. It would be really unfair to really dispel his enthusiasm. He quickly said with an excuse: "Uh... that, yes... this... don't look at these few silver needles, but it's not easy to use them well, otherwise how could we be compared by these Western medicine?"
Chapter completed!