"I'm really annoyed."

Wu Yuan covered his head and said in a headache tone.

Throughout history, it is easiest to be a foolish monarch. The treacherous ministers around them will shoot the king in various ways.

And what about being a wise ruler? All kinds of annoying things will come to my mind. Emperor Taizong of Tang, well, Wu Yuan was not talking about his father-in-law Li Shimin, but another Li Shimin. He wanted to be a wise ruler, so all kinds of loyal ministers came to gain experience in front of him.

Once, Wei Zheng saw Li Shimin playing with a bird, so he came to the emperor and advised the emperor not to play. This time, the persuasion lasted for a long time until the bird in Li Shimin's sleeve was suffocated to death and left with satisfaction.

Look, this is the price to be a wise monarch. Now that Wu Yuan is in the Kingdom of Women, even if he wants to be a fool, he cannot do it. These women in the Kingdom of Women are like crystal clear crystals. If they find something wrong, they will immediately start to persuade them.

When everyone discovered the intimate behavior of Wu Yuan and Song Jiayu, various admonitions came like a tide.

The text is beautiful and tens of thousands of words are written in a scattered persuasion. After Wu Yuan looked at it, he took a photo with a camera. This thing was placed in the Tang Empire to refute homosexuality. It is definitely a classic work. But later the memorials that surged in Wu Yuan had nothing to say, and these girls were updated too quickly.

He was so outspoken that he blocked the door of Wu Yuan and Song Jiayu. As soon as the two of them showed up, they began to persuade him. The methods of persuasion were various, which was very annoying.

Well, Wu Yuan and Song Jiayu are not going out. The world of the two is also good in the room. Only those who get Song Jiayu's permission can come in and report the situation.

What's the result?

Just now, after the Finance Minister Kuang Shibo came in and was talking about numbers with Song Jiayu, he suddenly made a mistake, counting one plus one to equal three.

Wu Yuan pointed out this mistake, and then Kuang Shibo actually used a sentence, since one plus one cannot equal three, why are you obsessed with this taboo, unconventional relationship?

OK. Wu Yuan was choked there all of a sudden. This kind of persuasion, spiritual chicken soup and even sudden perception made him deeply shocked. He was just like a teacher, looking at the righteous and dignified and beautiful Minister of Finance, he could only shake his head and say that he didn't hear it.

"Why, I can't stand it anymore?"

When Kuang Shibo left the room, Song Jiayu looked at Wu Yuan with a smile.

"Of course. We call this kind of persuasion called spiritual chicken soup or a wake-up call. The problem is that I have eaten spiritual chicken soup and the wake-up call I have been drunk in the past few days. Almost everyone who sees me will persuade me around the bush, just like Elder Xu, who is beside me, using his hands to air, wanting me to ask, why can't a slap sound? You said, are they sore? By the way, I forgot that they don't have that part."

Alas, Wu Yuan finally understood how much social pressure homosexuals are under. Everyone looked at him with tinted glasses and then tried to persuade him. The problem is, I am not homosexual, let alone lily.

"I have said a long time ago that killing the chicken to warn the monkey. Just like just now, didn't I create a chance for you?"

"Chance?"

Wu Yuan didn't understand what Song Jiayu wanted to say.

"I just threw the document on the ground. When she turned around and bent down and went to pick it up, what a good opportunity. You should pounce on it, just like we did last night, and directly took her like that. In this way, do you see if she still complains? She is dignified and beautiful, and she likes righteous attitude and should be punished well. You don't know how many times I have been annoyed by her before..."

"I only eat grass by my head when I get into it. If I really do that, there will be ten times more people who advise me than before!"

Wu Yuan rolled his eyes, so he was not fooled by Song Jiayu. Why are there fewer tyrants in front of him and many more wise lords around him? It’s not because wise lords hope that someone can win reputation, so that he can gain a good reputation. Just like Emperor Taizong of Tang was offended by Wei Zheng again and again, he was very angry, but if the historian did not record these things, Li Shimin would be even more angry.

And if he really hit Kuang Shibo, there would probably be a story like this soon. Kuang Shibo said that he would give advice in a blunt way. He offended Wu Yuan again and again and again, and was bullied by Wu Yuan again and again. However, she persisted in giving advice every day, and would rather be limped after being slapped by Wu Yuan and walk without giving up her personal persistence.

Well, Wu Yuancai doesn't want to cause such trouble.

"I'm really not moved? Brother Wu, your temperament is really good. I was angry when Elder Xu's behavior yesterday. No slap sounds. As long as you pull her by your side and slap her hard on the butt, she will definitely realize what it means to have sex. Alas, she is a famous opposition among the elders. If we pull her over, we will be much more convenient for us to act in the future."

"Good fish!"

Wu Yuan grabbed Song Jiayu's ears hatefully and pulled them hard.

"Don't do this, okay? I know you want to mess with them, but don't get me in. I'm very busy now and don't have time to deal with Wan Ji every day!"

"No, Brother Wu, do you really think that I have nothing to do when I am idle, so I let you contact those sluts again and again? Your trouble has just begun. We must obtain the support of some elders to ensure your safety."

"What trouble?"

Wu Yuan was a little disdainful, so he didn't believe Song Jiayu's words. Now there are guards everywhere in the villa, and even a mosquito cannot fly in. At this time, who else comes in and steals him?

"That's right, Brother Wu, are you interested in getting pregnant?"

"Pregnant?"

This divine turning point made Wu Yuan feel embarrassed and enchanted. How could he be? He is a man, how could he get pregnant?

"Brother Wu, I told you before that in our world, when girls want to have children, they go to the Mother and Child River and get the river water to drink it."

"I knew, at that time, I thought, if I wanted to cheat someone, just add water from the Mother and Child River to her tea."

"Yes, so it is strictly forbidden to use this method to mess with people. With some restrictions, there are no major problems."

Song Jiayu sighed long, "If a girl wants to have a child, she must choose a specific period to drink the water from the Zimu River. Moreover, once the water from the Zimu River leaves the Mu River, it can maintain its activity for up to one day. After that, taking it will not have any effect."

"That's right, no wonder the evaporation rainfall did not lead to large-scale pregnancy."

Wu Yuan nodded, and suddenly, he remembered something very terrifying.

"Are those elders considering to let me get pregnant and have a daughter?"

"Yes, Wu Meiniang, Miss Wu, are you interested in getting pregnant? Don't worry about the activity of the river. The elders' feet are very fast, and it's not a problem to run thousands of miles a day and night. Maybe someone is ready to get you pregnant."

While talking, Song Jiayu looked at Wu Yuan with a smile.

If someone finds a precious animal in the wild and takes care of it, the first thing after taking care of it is to find a spouse for it so that the animal can continue. As for Wu Yuan, since he has the ability to think independently, he is of course a super rare breed. While protecting this breed, he finds ways to make this breed reproduce better. This is what the Presbyterian Church must do.

At this time, no matter how much Song Jiayu opposes, it will be invalid, because the animal manager can’t artificially inseminate her because she thinks that giant pandas are still virgins?

Wu Yuan, who was still very tough, became Spartan after hearing this threat.

He is a man, how could he get pregnant? But when Wu Yuan shivered when he thought of the scene of Emperor Tang Monk and Elder Tang and the fat and fat Zhu Bajie.

Pregnancy... When he thinks of the scene where he returned to Earth with his big belly after two months, and then the whole world is sensational, he feels that life is not bright at all. At that time, will he have a caesarean section or a natural birth?

"Can the water boil prevent pregnancy?"

Wu Yuan asked softly, and he decided to never drink or eat from now on.

"Of course... no. Our country has deliberately controlled the population since more than a hundred years ago. An ordinary girl is allowed to get pregnant at most three times in her life, and aristocrats can have a few more times. My mother drank the water from the Mother River seven times and gave birth to us. The reason why she has such treatment is that she is very spiritual.

Wu Yuan, and you are more creative than all of us, so you don’t have to worry, the resolution to force you to have more babies will be passed soon. At that time, maybe you will have to give birth to a baby every year, and the baby will become a hot item…”

Song Jiayu was talking, laughing so hard that she couldn't even straighten her waist, while Wu Yuan just kept rolling his eyes when he heard this.

"Do you think those elders, looking at our kindness and love these days, really do nothing? No, they have sent people to get the water from the Mother and Child River. There is an old saying here, that is, mothers with children are real women and become mature.

They can't change you and me now, but after you and I get pregnant, are you still intimate with each other? After having a child, won't the two mothers maintain their image well and lily each other? At that time, they think we will change - don't stare, my child will definitely be yours, and your child doesn't know who it is, I should be sad, right?"

"...Okay, Jiayu, what do you want me to do?"

"It's very simple. My sisters are coming soon. Master, please collect a few maids for me. I really want to watch them crawl in front of me and bow my head to admit defeat. Then listen to me obediently and let us conquer this world so that you have no worries."

"roll!"
Chapter completed!