Chapter 1057 Wen, Wu, Yin, You Can't Do It
Chapter 1057. Wen, Wu, Yin, you all can’t do it.
Yes, he sleeps when others are eating, and even eats, drinks, and defecates with his nakedness.
Xu Damao raised his eyebrows: "What did I tell you? This guy is just a bitch. If you don't know better, he might go out for a walk and leave knowing that the three uncles are going to fight him? That's not his style."
"How could he do this?" Lou Xiao'e was angry and anxious.
At this time, Yan Bugui cleared his throat: "Today we have a hospital-wide meeting, Lin Yue, come out."
"Your meeting is none of my business." The voice from inside the room was full of disrespect.
The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, walked over and pressed against the window and said, "Why is it none of your business? If you live in this courtyard, you must participate. Unless you move out, you don't need to pay attention to us."
"It's really annoying to wait."
After talking for a few minutes, I heard footsteps and the door opened inside. Lin Yue yawned and walked out. Without even looking at the second and third uncles standing next to him, he said passively: "Hurry up and open it so that I can go back to the house."
sleep."
"Lin Yue, what's your attitude?" The second uncle walked to the middle of the yard and slammed the table with his uninjured hand: "Please keep your attitude straight. What we are discussing tonight is your problem."
Lin Yue curled his lips: "Liu Haizhong, I will correct your uncle."
The entire audience fell silent at the words, all staring at the embarrassed second uncle.
"You...I don't have the same experience as you, an uneducated rural person." Liu Haizhong said with an air of lecturing his son: "Tell me, did you smash the window glass in my house?"
In order to put more pressure on Lin Yue, Yanbu Guiya slapped the table: "And the water pipe in the middle courtyard, did you break it?"
The uncle sat firmly on the Diaoyutai, picked up the teapot and took a sip, looking at him expressionlessly.
The others also kept their faces cold and remained silent.
Lin Yue smiled and said, "Why would I do such a thing?"
The second uncle said: "How do we know why you want to do it?"
"There must be a motive to do bad things." Lin Yue said: "You can't even find the motive, so you ask me if I did these things, and you want to accuse me."
The third uncle said: "You... don't talk about these useless things, we will just ask you if you have done it?"
Lin Yue looked at Liu Guangtian: "Liu Guangtian, you broke the black porcelain jar from the Qing Dynasty under my roof with a brick, right?"
Liu Guangtian shook his head: "It's not me."
"Okay." Lin Yue looked at Qin Huairu again: "Widow Qin, was it your son who installed the door to my home appliances?"
"Oh, I'm asking Bangeng. That day he, Xiaodang and Huaihua were playing horseback and fighting in the door house. Maybe he accidentally touched your appliance door. I'm sorry."
Either that or Qin Huairu is a bitch. Look at what she said. It's half true and half false. The key is that actively turning off the switch is completely different from accidentally touching the switch in the middle of a fight.
Lin Yue whistled, and a big wolf dog rushed into the front yard with a swish, scaring the youngest son of Lao Yan's family so much that he fell to the ground and did not dare to move.
"I forgot to tell you that since the pickle jar was smashed that day, I felt that this courtyard was not as peaceful as I imagined, so I adopted a stray dog. He must have an ability to move people around.
I could smell the bitch's filthy smell even for three miles away. That's right. That night, it caused a big disaster for me. It chewed up the water pipe in the middle yard. I said sorry to the Qin family on its behalf.
"
While speaking, he put his hand on the head of the big wolf dog and kept stroking it, seemingly to soothe the pet, but the dog kept whimpering and making sounds, which seemed to be vicious to everyone.
The uncle said: "Since it was your dog that bit the dog, you should compensate for the losses caused to everyone."
Lin Yue said: "That's okay, but before that, Widow Qin, please compensate me for the study time I lost due to the power outage. As the saying goes, an inch of time is worth an inch of gold, and an inch of gold cannot buy an inch of time. This time is comparable to gold.
Much more valuable.”
Everyone knew he was talking nonsense, but they didn't know how to refute it.
Widow Qin was angry and ashamed at the same time. Even a fool could recognize that Lin Yue had called her a coquettish bitch.
"me……"
She stamped her feet and ran away crying.
Lin Yue smiled coldly, this bitch was taking advantage of retreat to win sympathy and evade her tricky claims.
Lou Xiao'e couldn't stand it and complained softly: "How could he say that to Qin Huairu?"
Xu Damao glanced to the north: "What do you know..."
"Then you know?"
Bad, let it slip!
Xu Damao quickly shut up and pointed at the three uncles: "Watch a show, watch a show."
Lin Yue took out five dollars from his pocket: "You three gentlemen, this is enough to compensate for the loss of the Intermediate Court, but before that, you have to provide me with justice. If you are petty, ignorant, and get into trouble, you don't have to pay compensation."
, then the stray dog I adopted is even more correct."
The first, second and third uncles all stopped talking.
Lin Yue put the money on the big wolf dog's head: "Come, come and get it, Liu Haizhong, isn't your left hand good? Why, don't you dare? Then Yanbu Gui, come here..."
No one dared to move.
"Okay, okay, these two things have passed. Let's not mention this for today. Let's talk about the chicken coop." Yan Bugui pointed to the chicken coop in front of the west wing: "Lin Yue, after unanimous discussion among all of us, it was approved.
, it is unruly for you to build a chicken coop in the front yard, you must tear it down."
"You unanimously discussed and approved it?"
"Yes, it was unanimously approved." Yi Zhonghai pointed to the surrounding residents and said, "Everyone disagrees with you building a chicken coop in the courtyard."
Lin Yue turned around to look, and saw that the three boys of the Yan family shrank back in fear. The others lowered their heads and said nothing. When Liu Guangtian arrived, he gritted his teeth and said, "You are right."
Only then did others dare to help in a low voice.
"You should really leave it to Shazhu to do this kind of instigation." Lin Yue shook his head regretfully, and then he changed his tone and said, "What if I don't do it?"
"Don't demolish it?" Yi Zhonghai said: "If you don't demolish it, then don't live in the courtyard."
The second uncle nodded and said, "Yes, don't live in the courtyard until it is demolished."
Lin Yue said: "After making such a big circle, this is your goal."
The three uncles remained silent, not speaking was their acquiescence.
Lin Yue gave Yi Zhonghai a middle finger: "Do you know what this means?"
Don't say that Yi Zhonghai didn't know about it. At that time, no one in BJ City knew about it, but it didn't matter, everyone knew that it was not a good word.
"Lin Yue, you were expelled for not uniting with the workers in the factory. When you returned to the quadrangle, you made enemies with your neighbors. You still have no repentance. Today, I am here to represent the opinions of the majority of people in the courtyard and expel you.
"
"You are the only one who represents the majority of the people in the courtyard? Why are you pretending to have a green onion stuck in your pig's nose?" Lin Yue said: "I won't talk to you about the factory for now, Yan Bugui, you have a bicycle at home, Liu Haizhong
, your home has a radio, Yi Zhonghai, you have a house and a wife. Compared with you people, I am a proletarian with no wealth. The house I live in now belongs to my uncle. As long as he is not dead, it doesn’t count.
Dare you attack me with my property? Believe it or not, I will go to the district tomorrow to sue you for bullying the proletarians."
After saying that, he walked to the chicken coop again, patted the bricks and said, "I built it to practice socialist values. I bought these chickens. How do I raise them? As a poor man from rural areas, I
The door is clear. Everyone just helps throw away some leftover rice and vegetable leaves, and forget about the rest. There are more than ten or twenty households in our courtyard. I think each household can distribute at least four or five eggs a month, which is quite a lot.
?You want me to dismantle it? Okay, then don’t blame me for handing materials to the neighborhood committee to accuse you of dismantling socialism (another word that is a bit sensitive, everyone just understands what it means).”
Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui were still confused. The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, was shocked. This guy was an official fan and was more crisis-conscious than the previous two. If Lin Yue really made an issue about the chicken coop and sued them, with the current situation
social environment...
"Yi Zhonghai, didn't you say that you represent the majority? Come on, let's vote by a show of hands. If you don't agree with demolishing the chicken coop, please raise your hands."
He was the first to raise his hand.
Xu Damao, a guy who only fears that the world will be in chaos, would not take the opportunity to stir up trouble. He quickly raised his hand and said, "I don't agree."
When he was done, he took Lou Xiaoe and raised his hands together.
Then came the fourth aunt's family, Yan Jiefang, her daughter-in-law Yu Li, and Liu Haizhong's eldest son and his wife...
With such a big hat on, who can hold the house? Besides, Lin Yue promised to give each household five eggs a month in the courtyard. Such a good thing is hard to find even with a lantern.
Destroy it? Only a fool would dismantle the chicken coop.
"You...you...traitors!"
Seeing that the eldest son was trying to undermine himself under the instigation of the eldest daughter-in-law, the second uncle was so angry that his face turned green.
Seeing that those who disagreed with demolishing the henhouse had the upper hand, Lin Yue said again: "Those who don't raise their hands don't have eggs. The extra part will be divided among those who raised their hands."
Yan Jiefang and Yu Li were even happier when they said this. What is a household? If they are separated after marriage, they are called a household. Yan Bugui, that stingy old man, still takes care of the two of them for food expenses every month. Then look at others.
Lin Yue, I built a chicken coop for everyone's benefit. I give you five eggs for free every month. This is my father and my mother. If I really want to drive him away, where can I get eggs in the future?
After he said this, those who were still hesitating quickly raised their hands. For those who had nothing to do with him, it might not be beneficial to drive him away. If he stayed in the courtyard, he would definitely have eggs to eat.
Just then, something unexpected happened.
Third Master Yan Bugui...he...he raised his hand.
Chapter completed!