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Chapter one hundred and sixty-four

A collection of SOS groups that travel one day...

OK! Looking at Mikuru who was sitting next to Jiongxu like a newlywed wife, let's see if she sat next to her, holding a toothpick in her mouth, looking at her girl with an unhappy look, and her face was almost stuck to the computer...

A breath of a weak person...

The long-lost sense of frustration...

You're too young...

When will there be a soft girl beside me...

Oh! It seems that there is really...

"Ah~~" Suzumiya Haruhi, who was focused on computers, covered her head impatiently, "It's obvious that she has already done such a lot of publicity, why isn't anyone visiting the SOS group's website? She didn't even receive a single email!"

"A Xu..." Shijiuru's face was red and his eyes kept glancing at Jiongxu, "I said yesterday..."

"That's true! This kind of peaceful life... is so boring! Stay still for a long time! Come and change clothes! I've prepared new clothes!" Suzumiya Haruhi left his seat with an impatient look on his face.

"Ah!! Ah Xu..." Mikuru was the only person in his personality. After being grabbed by Haruhi Suzumiya, he immediately asked for help from Jiongxu...

"Hey! What weird clothes have you prepared! Let go of Senior Sister Asahina!" Although he said righteous words, his specific actions...

Tsk! Chen Yi looked at Jiongxu who was just standing up without moving with contempt.

[Ding! Suzumiya Haruhi's halo continues to expand...]

[Ding! Suzumiya Haruhi's halo has expanded to a radius of 10,000 meters...]

【Ding! Haruhi Suzumiya…】

"Ah! Leader! We have a suggestion, how about we ride a bike for a ride?" Chen Yi immediately raised his hand. He asked the Lord God not long ago.

When the coverage range of the Suzumiya Haruhi ring is a radius of 100,000 meters (100 kilometers), a small enclosed space will be formed, and the travelers will be randomly pulled in ①~⑨.

When the radius is one million meters (one thousand kilometers), a medium-sized closed space will be formed, and the travelers will randomly pull in the number ⑩~⑨⑨.

When the radius is 10 million meters (10,000 kilometers), a large enclosed space will be formed, and the number of travelers will be pulled randomly into 100~⑨⑨⑨.

No matter how large the range is...

I apologize for my death and ask for my own blessings...

Anyway, the destruction of the world was only a matter of time...

"Hmm? Take a ride?" Suzumiya Haruhi touched his chin, looked at Tatsuyi, and then looked at Kaguya. "Are you planning to have an affair? Are you the partner of the affair or the leader of the group?"

"Did you have already made plans for this commander, planning to attack this commander and then occupy the SOS regiment in one fell swoop?" As he said that, Haruhi Suzumiya almost pressed on Chen Yi's face, "Is that true? Hum?"

[Ding! Suzumiya Haruhi's halo has expanded to a radius of 99,999 meters!]

Damn! Is this a choice for myself?

And! You are so narcissistic!

"Ahhh~How is that possible! I just look at the team leader and just give me some advice when I feel depressed. After all, I just want to ride my bike and take a walk around..."

"Hmph! It is possible for young girls like this group leader to have some people want to make the idea of ​​this group leader. Although this group leader does not have such an idea yet, but..."

You didn't listen to what happened just now!

"Since you have invited me so sincerely, the deputy commander is naturally not easy to refuse, so hurry up and push your broken donkey! GO!" Suzumiya Haruhi waved his fist at Chen Yi.

[Ding! Haruhi Suzumiya halo has returned to its prototype...]

[Second task release: In the future, the emergence of closed space should be prevented as much as possible. Every time you block it successfully, you will get a small amount of attention from Haruhi Suzumiya, get a small amount of special attention, and get a small amount of attention every time you fail...]

And TM is such a task that can kill people! There is no reward for TM!

Damn it! Fuck it!!

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"Wait!" Suzumiya Haruhi at the school gate stopped Tan Yi and pointed at Kaguya and the others, "They are going too!?"

"Yes! After all, it's better to have more people if you have a ride. Have happiness to share, right?"

"Of course the leader of this group knows! But the question is whether the car is enough?" Suzumiya Haruhi pinched his waist with one hand and pointed at the Jiongxu who had been with him for a long time.

"..." Chen Yi immediately had a headache, looking at Kaguya, who was already showing dissatisfaction, with a dangerous smile on his face, and Fran with a dangerous intention...

Tsk!

"How can you compare the scoundrels like Ah Xu with us? Not to mention such a few people, even if you really have a few more people, it's a little bit!" Chen Yi shook his head, full of heroism...

"Is that?" a suspicious tone...

"You guy is really not a human..." Jiongxu looked at Chen Yi's super broken donkey, which was already crowded with people, "Aren't you afraid of carriages and firecrackers?"

"Well! It's okay. Since we got this bicycle, let alone fire, we have never even had air leakage!" Chen Yi smiled confidently. Although the effect of this super-breaking donkey was suppressed, its hardness...

It’s absolutely true to knock down a tank battalion!

"By the way, aren't Nagato and Karinko coming?" Looking at Nagato and Karinko standing aside, they really looked like two sisters...

"There is no more ground..." Kaguko looked at Kaguya and Mei Hong who were sitting on the crossbar in front of the bicycle, squeezing on the back of the bike (can they really squeeze it down?), lying on Chen Yi's back and lying in Chen Yi's hair...

"Don't go..." Nagato's cute god said lightly, and the reflection on the glasses covered her eyes.

"Oh! What are you talking about? GO!GO!" Haruhi Suzumiya, who was sitting on the horizontal bar, looked at Chen Yi's chin, "Hurry up! After taking the opportunity, this team leader will take your ride home directly!"

"I'm sure..." Damn! You're so crazy!

"I really hope you won't be targeted by the traffic police..." Jiong looked at Chen Yi helplessly, always feeling that the longer he was with Chen Yi, the more he was hit...

"The traffic police are so weak!"

OK! Get moving!!

Although the power was severely suppressed, the pervert is still a pervert...

"Cough cough!" Jiongxu coughed a few times, "What happened just now?"

After the smoke and dust on the ground dissipated, Jiongxu opened his mouth and looked at Chen Yi and the others with his back left. What kind of monster is this!!

"I hope there will be no accident today..." Jiongxu prayed insincerely, kicked up his own broken donkey and walked forward slowly. Anyway, he couldn't catch up anyway. I'd better enjoy the sunset between them with Senior Sister Asahina...

Well! If possible, I will find out what Senior Sister Chaobina said yesterday...

...

Tatsuo, who was pedaling his bicycle hard, grinning, not because of Haruhi Suzumiya who was yelling on the bar, but because of the girl Hong and Kaguya who were sitting behind...

Just now, Chen Yi, who had just moved forward, felt his four hands directly grabbing the hair on his back, and his strength was quite strong...

"Oh hahahaha! Very good! That's the speed!" Suzumiya Haruhi looked at the scenery surrounding him that was retreating rapidly, feeling the cool breeze blowing towards him, full of excitement, and kept shouting, and from time to time he used his head to Chen Yi's chin...

"My deputy commander! You performed very well today! This commander is very happy... Hey! Keep it going! Don't slow down!"

"Hey! No! It's about to arrive at the highway soon. What if there is a car accident!?"

"Don't worry! This commander believes in you! Why does a little trick like a car accident happen to Ken's spoof? "Suzumiya Haruhi patted Chen Yi's chest with a confident look on his face and pinched it twice, "You must be worthy of your muscles! So accelerate this commander! Beyond these little broken cars!"

Hey hey hey! What does this have to do with muscles!

[Ding! The host received a special bonus from Haruhi Suzumiya's halo (the bonus range is related to the special attention), and the accident rate was reduced to % and the speed was increased by %...]

Damn it! Is there such a sensational thing!?

Listening to the Lord’s prompt, I guess the % car accident rate is only possible when Chen Yi was looking for trouble...

"Then let's show our power..." Chen Yi's speed of pedaling the bike rose by several levels immediately. The bicycle that had originally slowed down immediately increased its speed again. For a moment, the sound of cars on the road was endless...

"Oh roo roo roo roo!" Haruhi Suzumiya, who was afraid that the world would be in chaos, burst into laughter even more proudly, as if the person riding a bicycle was her. At the same time, Chen Yi quickly pulled his four hands on his hair and tried harder...

"You little broken cars are still a hundred years ago to catch up with this regiment commander!" Suzumiya Haruhi grimacefully made a face while riding the car behind him.

Can you speak so easily under this kind of wind? Should you really be worthy of Haruhi Suzumiya?

An alarm sound came from behind...

"No! The traffic police are here! Get rid of these mentally retarded traffic police!!" Although he said this, the excitement on Suzumiya Haruhi's face became stronger and stronger...

OK...dump the traffic police and so on. Since they have been called mentally retarded by the commander, they must have been dumped...

...

"...Captain, if this continues, we will die..." After a long circle, Chen Yi finally stopped in a place, because the reason is nothing... I'm tired!

In the past, it was nothing if I stomped for ten or half a month in a row, but now it is not possible. I am so tired...

"This is not possible! It's useless!" As he said something gritted his teeth, Haruhi Suzumiya jumped off the horizontal bar, "But this leader had a great time just now, so he let you go. It happened that this leader's house is also at the doorstep..."
Chapter completed!
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