Meng Shaoyuan was still very satisfied.

Even though Lu Yixuan is as timid as a mouse, if you find him the right job, he will still do very well.

After coming out of Tongjia Lane, I turned to Mojia Lane on the side. I drank too much water just now and suddenly felt the need to urinate.

In this era, so-called public toilets are simply rare.

Men, just find a secluded place and solve the problem.

But the problem is...

Meng Shaoyuan had just come to a corner and was getting ready for a while. When he looked up, he saw two lines of eye-catching words written on the wall:

New life: Don’t urinate anywhere, don’t spit everywhere!

Holy shit!

In 1934, the twenty-third year of the Republic of China, the Nationalist Government began the vigorous New Life Movement.

More than 20 provinces and cities, including Nanjing, Peiping, Shanghai, etc., launched the vigorous New Life Movement.

You need to comb and wash your hair, say "good morning" when meeting, say "goodbye" when breaking up, put garbage in the trash can, don't throw writing paper on the road, be frugal during weddings and funerals... these are all part of the New Life Movement.

Forget it, since there are rules, you have to abide by them, right?

Meng Shaoyuan hurriedly left the corner, and suddenly he saw a man in his thirties, wearing a top hat and with his hands in his pockets. When he saw Meng Shaoyuan, he quickly asked:

"Sir, I'm from out of town and want to go to Xinjiekou. Where should I go?"

"After you, go back to where you were. When you get to the three-way intersection, you can ask someone there."

"Okay, thank you, sir."

Meng Shaoyuan was really frustrated: "Do you know where there is a toilet?"

"In the alley you just came out of, turn your left hand and walk to the end."

"thanks, thanks."

Meng Shaoyuan almost ran towards the place where he came out just now.

Sure enough, I was so anxious just now that I didn't realize there was an alley nearby that I could enter.

In that alley, there is a simple wooden house.

There are five large buckets in the wooden house, which are urine buckets.

Someone comes to collect it twice a day, and the urine can also be used as fertilizer.

comfortable.

Meng Shaoyuan fell thousands of miles.

Fortunately, I asked someone...

Um?

Meng Shaoyuan suddenly froze there.

"Sir, I'm from out of town and want to go to Xinjiekou. Where should I go?"

I just arrived in Nanjing and I don’t even know how to get to Xinjiekou. How did I know there was a toilet here?

Did he just come here?

No, no!

“You’ll get it right when you get there!”

The last sentence the man said just now contained the word "reliable".

This is standard Nanjing dialect and means "absolutely, definitely".

He is from Nanjing, pretending to be from another place, and he asked himself, a serious outsider, for directions. Why?

Also, take a photo of yourself coming out of the corner. Why is that person so panicked?

Meng Shaoyuan was in urgent need of urination just now, so he didn't think about this at all.

Now that I think about it, these doubts almost flashed through my mind.

dangerous!

Meng Shaoyuan pulled out his gun fiercely.

There was movement outside.

He looked around and remembered the plot he had seen in the movie before. He found a wooden stick leaning against the wall, took off his suit, picked it up on the stick, and then handed it out carefully.

"Bang bang bang!"

Sure enough, gunfire suddenly rang out.

Holy shit!

Someone really wants to kill me!

Just soaking in urine saved yourself!

If he hadn't had an urgent need to urinate, if he hadn't seen the slogan of the New Life Movement, he might have been killed.

Sure enough, there are benefits to being civilized, polite and following the rules.

Meng Shaoyuan threw away the wooden stick and fired two shots randomly into the air outside.

He knew that from his angle, he would never be able to hit anyone.

But he was warning the other party that he also had weapons in his hands.

Otherwise, they would rush in suddenly and he would never be able to stop them.

"He has a gun."

"Be careful!"

"Don't let him come out, don't let him come out!"

Three different voices, at least three people outside.

Damn it, who wants to kill himself?

How could he know his whereabouts so clearly?

With just one gun of your own, there is absolutely no way you can defeat the three guns outside.

And it won't be long before people outside are also anxious to resolve the fighting, fearing that the police will be called in, so they will definitely launch a force attack.

At that time, my life will be over.

Meng Shaoyuan forced himself to calm down.

A way to escape must be found in the shortest possible time.

He observed it.

This toilet has a wall as high as one person outside to hide shame.

What I am in is a cross-shaped alley.

From the toilet, run to the alley opposite, which is ten meters away.

rush out?

Shooting three guns at the same time will definitely kill you.

These ten meters may seem very close, but they are actually the distance between life and death.

In movies and TV shows, any protagonist can escape from danger calmly even if he is 100 meters away, let alone 10 meters away, and bullets will circle around him.

But now I am not making movies or TV shows.

what to do?

Meng Shaoyuan suddenly took a deep breath and shouted outside: "Brother, we have no grievances. You killed me for money, right? One hundred taels of gold, let me live!"

"etc."

The gunfire outside stopped, and then a voice came: "Do you have one hundred taels of gold?"

"Yes, I'm bringing it with me."

As Meng Shaoyuan spoke, he put a gun in his waist, picked up a urine bucket with more than half a bucket of liquid in it, and walked to the wall.

The three people outside were discussing there.

Whether it can succeed or not depends on the outcome of their discussion.

For more than ten seconds, the voice continued: "Where's the gold? Throw it out."

"Just wait."

Meng Shaoyuan took out his handkerchief, took off the "Longines" gold watch on his wrist, wrapped it together with a few pieces of gold in his pocket, and the lighter, and tied it tightly:

"For you guys."

He threw it and threw it over the wall.

Then he heard footsteps approaching cautiously.

Closer.

Whether he lives or dies depends on one step.

Meng Shaoyuan picked up the urine bucket and rushed out. He raised his hand and splashed out all the urine in the bucket.

In principle, Meng Shaoyuan's assumption is that if the other party is greedy for money, he will definitely get the gold first and then kill him.

Kill yourself first and then get the gold?

They are not sure that they will be able to kill opponents who also have weapons!

People who are greedy for money will not give up such an opportunity to make a fortune.

One hundred taels of gold!

And more importantly, people who are greedy for money are not loyal and are afraid that the other party will get the gold before themselves, so they will come over at the same time after throwing things away.

But this is just Meng Shaoyuan's idea. If anything goes wrong at any step, even if there is one person responsible for monitoring, he will most likely be doomed.

But Meng Shaoyuan had no choice but to take the risk.

The large bucket of urine flew out, and there was a cry of surprise. Meng Shaoyuan threw the bucket of urine out together.

Then he pulled out his gun, and while running towards the opposite side, he fired a few shots indiscriminately in the back.

What S-shaped running method is the best to dodge bullets? Damn it.

Now, it’s time to bet and life to bet!

The other party was suddenly attacked and must have been in chaos.

Even buying yourself two seconds is enough.

Rushing to the entrance of the alley, Meng Shaoyuan threw himself forward and fell in the alley.

Gunshots sounded from behind.
Chapter completed!