Chapter 259 Five minutes of mourning at the tomb
Second update
Zhao Ziyue smiled wickedly and said, "Isn't it just a hemorrhoid? What's the big deal? Ninety-nine-ten moles will not be cured..."
Lang Biao said with a sad face: "Brother, please don't say anything more."
Zhao Ziyue patted his shoulder and said, "If there are hemorrhoids, you are not old. Do it well, young man, I'll take good care of you."
"Do you dare not stop sarcasticizing people like this?" Lang Biao also said in his tone of Zhao Ziyue.
Zhao Ziyue smiled and said, "But I still have to thank you boy. This Lu Hua is not like a flower! At least I will not let me eat lunch when I see her."
Lang Biao whispered: "Boy, you have to show off! My buddy pushed such a beautiful beauty into your arms, you won't miss me yet..."
"Go to die--" Zhao Ziyue laughed and scolded: "Why don't you keep such a good little girl by yourself? I guess you can't subdue it yourself, so I thought of me? Look at your eldest lady's outfit, I get cold all over. I'm a big smurf. You give her to me and treat me as a god-like man? A witch? Besides, I don't know how to spell it either!"
Just as two stinky men were spanking, Chen Luhua, dressed in a smurf, finally lost her patience and said coldly to Zhao Ziyue: "You are the bodyguard Lang Biao mentioned. Why don't you understand the rules at all?"
Zhao Ziyue also looked at her coldly and said, "I think you are wrong. I am not anyone's bodyguard. Please rest assured, I have no interest in you. Not only do I like our Chinese beauties, but I can't make me feel interested!" (The descendants of Chinese Americans with yellow skin are called the "banana people" with yellow skin and white hearts because they have received education from white Americans since childhood)
"You - you are very rude!" Chen Luhua, a non-mainstream beauty, said furiously.
Zhao Ziyue walked to Lingyun and gently held her hand. He said to Chen Luhua with a blank expression: "I am only polite to polite people, and I am too lazy to pay attention to polite people."
Lang Biao was on the side and thought to himself that Mars hit the earth as soon as the two met. He quickly smoothed out the market and said, "Okay, don't argue anymore. I'll invite everyone to eat authentic pork chops, okay?"
Both of them snorted at him twice
Four people came to the parking lot on campus, and from a distance, they could see two luxury cars parked there incredibly eye-catching. Among hundreds of cars, these two cars stood out. One was a black BMW 6 Series, which was fierce and arrogant. The other was a blue Lamborghini, which was so charming.
x6 Zhao Ziyue certainly knew it was Lang Biao's. As for the blue Lamborghini, I guess it was the Smurf beside Lang Biao's right heel.
Lang Biao originally wanted Zhao Ziyue to get on the Lamborghini, but when he saw the eldest lady Chen Luhua getting on the car with an expressionless face and locked the car door. So after a bitter smile, he led Zhao Ziyue and Ling Yun to his x6 together. He honked the horn and signaled that the non-mainstream beauties would follow him.
Two luxury cars drove out of the campus of Xiangshan University and rushed to the city.
After a few traffic lights, I stopped in front of an Italian sushi restaurant. The shop was not big and the decoration was quite exquisite. When I walked into the store, the strong creamy fragrance filled the air, which was really exotic.
The four of them found a table to prepare. First, let the waiter have a cup of coffee each, then ordered four steaks and two sushi. They started chatting.
Lang Biao, the loud voice, was the first to start talking about the topic, "Boy, I heard that you have been doing well in Xiangshan recently. You have also become the leader of the Wolf Slayer Gang. I heard that you, a kid, brought a hundred people and used one night to flatten Wulongtang..."
Zhao Ziyue interrupted him and said, "What else have you heard? Have you heard that I was a little bitch and was sent to a building? Have you heard that I was pushed down by a woman? Damn, you have a wolf-headed and ears that are really long."
Sometimes when men speak, smart women will not interrupt. Ling Yun sat next to Zhao Ziyue, stretched out her fair and delicate fingers, and gently helped him stir the steaming coffee in front of him.
Opposite, the non-mainstream beauty Chen Luhua used nail clippers to trim the nails with blue nail polish, and looked arrogant and ignored anyone present.
Zhao Ziyue wouldn't provoke her if he was fine. He even thought evilly that if he had a piston exercise in bed with such a woman, he might have been dyed blue after finishing his work. Damn it would be terrible to think about it.
Lang Biao took a sip of coffee, looked at Zhao Ziyue's eyes and asked, "Are you really planning to go to the end of the underworld? This is not suitable for you. With your skills, it is not a problem to be the head coach of a special forces soldier."
Zhao Ziyue smiled and said, "What's wrong with the underworld? Brothers can sit together, drink wine, eat meat with big sips, share gold with small sips, and share silver with small sips. They are leisurely and happy. Such days are exactly what I yearn for."
"Do you really want to be a hero in the Green Forest?" Lang Biao smiled and said, "But I don't think this is the real you. You don't have any difficulties, right? Is it because of her?"
Zhao Ziyue's face changed slightly. He picked up the coffee and took a sip to hide the expression on his face. Then he looked at Lang Biao and said ambiguously: "Don't try to guess my heart, otherwise you will fall in love with me. What I hate the most is men's love. Especially the gorilla of your size..."
Lang Biao waved his hand and scolded, "Go to you! I don't like that kind of tune. Don't disgust me."
When Lang Biao mentioned "her", Ling Yun noticed the subtle changes on Zhao Ziyue's face as carefully as she was. She felt a little sore for no reason. What kind of woman was arousing the deepest waves in his heart? She really wanted to see this woman.
She once saw a sentence in a successful inspirational book, "A woman can make a man a hero, and a woman can make a man a bear." She really wanted to know the woman who could make the man around him a hero.
It was not long, and the fragrant pork chop was served. It was served in a stainless steel tray. The tempting color made the index finger move. Several people picked up the knife and fork and were about to eat. At this time, Zhao Ziyue stopped everyone and said solemnly: "Five minutes for the tomb of the dead sow." Ling Yun originally wanted to laugh, but she held back when she saw the pious expression on Zhao Ziyue's face.
This time, the non-mainstream beauty Chen Luhua did not sing the opposite tune, but echoed: "Yes, we prayed to God for a while before eating in the United States." Lang Biao was so amused and crying.
Five minutes later, everyone finished mourning, and they all picked up their knives and forks and were about to start eating, but they were stopped by Zhao Ziyue—
"Wait! We should mourn for another five minutes for the piglet who lost her mother."
ps: There are two updates later.
Chapter completed!