Chapter 24 Zhao Ziyue's Sales Kung Fu
Zhao Ziyue stood at the intersection of the boulevard, squinted his eyes and looked up at the rising sun, took a few deep breaths, straightened the tie in the suit, and pounded his left chest with his right hand, one, two, three times...
He shouted while hammering: "I'm really good, I'm really good, I'm really really good."
"I am Zhao Ziyue, I am the best, I am the best, I will succeed, I will definitely become a billionaire. For this dream, I will pay no cost, just to succeed, do it! Do it! Do it!"
Everyone around them opened their eyes wide, looking at Zhao Ziyue as if they saw ancient animals. Damn, the mental hospital is on holiday today, why did a madman come out? It was early in the morning, and the ghosts and wolves howl, screaming like pigs. What?
After yelling, Zhao Ziyue felt relaxed all over and ignored the strange gazes around him. People were living in the eyes of others all day long. How tired they were. It was not so happy for a long time. It was like taking a sauna, which was so cool.
Kill, stepped onto the tree-lined avenue, Zhao Ziyue walked forward with great strides.
"Hello, aunt, how to get to Xiangshan Bus Station?"
"Oh, the bus station? It's far away. Follow the avenue and go directly to the intersection in front of the intersection and turn left. Take bus No. 21 and arrive in the fifth stop. You might as well take a taxi."
"Thank you, aunt, I understand. Your store is so beautifully decorated. 'Tianranju Teahouse', a good name. Guests at Tianranju, and actually Guests at Tianshanju, a good name."
"Haha, young man, you said it so well. Why don't you go in and have a cup of morning tea and moisten your throat?"
"Thank you, aunt, no need, I still have to hurry to pick up my friends. Next time, I will just use these three words - Tianranju, I will also come back to be a guest in heaven."
"Wait, young man, I'll get a business card. You can pack it up. When you come here, call Aunt Huang in advance and leave you a Yase, Longjing, Tieguanyin, and Dahongpao. Just click as you like, just treat me as a treat."
"How can you not receive any reward without merit? Auntie."
"Why is it bad? Auntie sees you getting along. Nowadays, it's hard to find a polite young man like you."
"Thank you, auntie, I will definitely come."
"Okay, I must come."
"Auntie, you're busy, goodbye."
"Not busy, goodbye!"
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"Hello, uncle, how to get to Xiangshan Bus Station?"
"Bus station? You'd better take a taxi, and you can't find it even if you say it."
"Thank you, I can find it after you said."
"Ah! Young people are so stubborn nowadays. You walk straight and turn to the intersection ahead. Oh! I won't say anything. If you get the wrong place, you will definitely blame me. As you get older, these old bones on your backbone are no longer poked."
"Hey, uncle, where are you talking about? That's so serious, it's just a way to ask, huh? Du Gao, so beautiful Du Gao, with a bow neck, flat back, high shoulders, tight belly, fighting dog, he is worthy of being the king of fighting dogs."
"Huh? Young man, do you know this dog? What is its origin? Tell me about it quickly. My unscrupulous son is afraid that I will be lonely. He doesn't know where to get me such a big white dog. He said it was named Du Gao, very fierce. He is busy with his son and has no time to accompany me. He can get a dog to relieve his boredom."
"Uncle, you don't know, this dog is not simple. This is the king of fighting dogs. You can kill wild boars alone and five bears. It's fierce."
"Good, that's so awesome?"
"Yes, he was more than eighty years ago, by Argentina, do you know?"
"I think I've heard of Argentina, I think I've heard of it on TV."
"A pair of brothers named Du Gao in Argentina have been bred after decades of exploration and thousands of tests. They have the bloodline of wolves and bears. You look at them with white hair. They are the bloodline of polar bears. They are hunting and fighting. They inherit the wildness of wolves. If they dare to challenge tigers in the forest, this dog is precious."
"Good, this is still a baby. When I go back, I have to have someone feed him."
"That won't disturb you from walking your dog anymore, goodbye."
"Hey, wait, young man, you know so professional about dogs, is a veterinarian?"
"No, I'm just a little salesman. I'm still in a hurry. Let's talk to you next time."
"Wait, wait, it's wrong for you to say this. What's wrong with the salesman? I did it when I was young, so don't hurry to leave. You don't know the way, so I'll just let someone take you there."
"Uncle, no need, I dare not bother you. I'll just keep my legs on my own."
"This is not possible. Since you don't want to owe others favors, then this way. Give me a business card and I'll give you a ride. How about it? Don't owe you a favor, don't owe you, haha, stop talking, old man, I'm still waiting for you to have time to discuss the origin of this dog together."
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Twenty minutes later, Xiangshan Bus Station.
"Hello, sir, how do you get to Boulevard?"
"I don't know, don't talk to me, I'm annoyed."
"Huh? What's wrong? Sir, you're frowning and not in good spirits. I'm afraid you've encountered some troubles, right?"
"Oh! Don't mention it. I woke up several times last night. Now my soul is still chatting with Mr. Zhou."
"What? Have you lost insomnia?"
"Haha, I'm not afraid of you making jokes when I say it. It's because my girlfriend's aunt came, but she still came with analgesia. She was making trouble and I was also implicated. I'm just rushing to get her medicine."
"This is normal for women's natural physiological reactions, but dysmenorrhea is abnormal. If the impact on children in the future is very serious, we need to treat them quickly."
"Ah, is it so serious? I'd better think it's because of my stomach ache and want to get her a few painkillers."
"This is your fault. Brother, the light of painkillers temporarily relieves pain. Treatment must be like pulling weeds. Only after root removal can we maintain long-term peace. Women's dysmenorrhea is caused by spasms, a minor problem, but the annoying thing is that it hurts for so many days every month, alas!"
"Brother, are you a doctor? Give me some advice."
"The doctor can't talk about it, but I have read a few books on medical books. Dysmenorrhea is caused by qi stagnation and blood stasis. You don't understand what qi and blood deficiency is said. In this way, you go back and get a kettle to apply to your girlfriend on the waist. When you have nothing to do, gently massage the waist from top to bottom. This is physical therapy, and then brew your girlfriend with ginger, jujube, brown sugar water. This is to remove cold air. Diet therapy. The most important thing is to supplement calcium. Calcium loss causes spasms. Then apply a bottle of better calcium tablets. This is nutritional supplement, three-pronged approach, physical therapy, diet therapy and nutritional therapy. I believe that your girlfriend will get better soon, haha."
"Oh, brother, why do you know so much? Do you have a business card? Leave me a contact information, what kind of dates to use, and how much ginger to put..."
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"Hello, how do you get to Boulevard?"
"I'm sorry, I'm not a local, sorry."
"It's okay, you are from Dongshan?"
"Yes you are?"
"I am also from Dongshan, a fellow villager!"
"Hello, I'm happy to meet you."
"So too, where are you from Dongshan? Is it a trip to Xiangshan?"
"I'm from Qinglin, not here to travel, but my husband works here, so I'm here to see him."
"Oh, I'm Yunqing. When the fellow villagers saw the fellow villagers crying. Haha, look at your outstanding temperament and your skin is so well maintained. I don't know what cosmetics you use, so how can you reveal them? To be honest, I am a daily necessities salesman. I am attracted by your outstanding temperament and your jade-maintained face. I want to buy you something. Since you are a fellow villagers, forget it."
"What? Can't my fellow villagers buy things? I usually use Estee Lauder's suit. I've used it for a long time and I've wanted to change it. What brand of cosmetics do you have in your bag? I recommend it to my fellow villagers."
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At noon, Zhao Ziyue walked out of Yindeli fast food restaurant, wiped his mouth with a napkin, bought a bottle of Wawahaha pure water from a nearby supermarket, took a few sips, moistened his throat, and took out the tablet Nokia from his pocket.
"Hey, hello? Is it Mr. Peng? I am Xiao Zhao."
"Oh, Xiao Zhao?"
"It's me, Mr. Peng, are your old legs better? Is your aunt at home?"
"It's much better, it's much better. After you caught it with wine last time, it's much better. Your Aunt Yang is washing the dishes. Do you want me to call him?"
"No, no."
"Xiao Zhao, when will you come? The cosmetics used by Aunt Yang are so effective. Now, I will show off my old sisters. Haha, Aunt Yang is like a star now, and she is always popular, which makes her old sisters think about you day and night. Unfortunately, I lost your business card. Oh, I'm old and have a bad memory. When will you come? Old man, I can't stand the siege of these girls."
"Haha, Mr. Peng, I will definitely go to see you two elders tomorrow afternoon. I am still worried about your old legs. That's because I touched on the stairs, so don't fall into the root of the disease!"
"It's better for Xiao Zhao. I still remember that we, the old guys with old arms and legs, are much better than my bastard. It's been a week, and I don't know how to call back."
"You can't say that. Mr. Peng, Brother Peng is young and promising. He is busy with his career. When he gets busy with work, he forgot to call you. But that's also to let you two elders live a better life and live a better life. Brother Peng is my role model."
"Oh, Xiao Zhao, I feel very comfortable when I hear you talking. Haha, I must come tomorrow afternoon."
"Okay, Mr. Peng, I will definitely go there."
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The sunset has already set, and another day has passed. Zhao Ziyue put today's list in the jaguar bag, stepped onto the bicycle, whistled, and sang at the top of his voice.
Honghu water, waves, waves, waves, waves
Missing drifted back to home next to the shore of Honghu Lake
Time flows, I will sing the red song
Some people always remember the years
Honghu water waves
That shore is my hometown
Early morning boat launch network
Come back at night and fish full of cabin
Another day has passed, and it’s night has returned and the fish cabin is full of fish.
Alas! No, the night hasn't passed, Shangri-La! You can't let Li Youlan wait for a long time, Zhao Ziyue rode his bicycle and flew away.
(PSThe above descriptions are all the real experiences of Shuixiu's three-year salesman. They are given to those friends who are engaged in sales work or are rejected by sales. In fact, we are in sales every day. Regardless of whether you admit it or not, including our speaking, doing things, eating, shopping, haha, the real sales master's skill is beyond selling products.)
Chapter completed!